r/NewIran • Monarchist | شاهنشاهی • 1d ago

Funny | خنده‌ دار Islamic republics response to Teslas flying car

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u/brrrruvva Republic | جمهوری 1d ago

How the actual hell did they go through this with a straight face lmao😂

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u/hamredi Unspecified | معلوم نیست 1h ago

This is an old video from many years ago. The car is made by university students. It is not a response to Tesla.

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u/2ME4Uconnoisseur Ērānshahrist 1d ago

We had the batmobile and now we have kharmobile

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u/Blood-Thin Monarchist | شاهنشاهی 1d ago

😆 kharkoswagon

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u/Limitbreaker402 Constitutionalist | مشروطه 1d ago

😂

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u/RacistJester New Iran | ایران نو 1d ago

One smol car crash and it costs you more than the car's whole forking price

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u/sovietarmyfan European Union | اتحادیه اروپا 18h ago

Yes Tesla may have some fancy tricks. But do they have a car approved by Allah?

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u/KEPD-350 Republic | جمهوری 15h ago

Truly the most intellectual of all perspectives. You are IRGC leader material!

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u/Expensive-Couple-645 Pahlavist | پهلویست 1d ago

Reminds me of their “Covid detector”.

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u/widgeamedoo Unspecified | معلوم نیست 16h ago

This is pure perpetual motion. The movement generates wind for the generator which provides power for the electric motor to keep it moving. Anything less than 100% efficiency is made up for by the solar panels.

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u/hard-in-the-ms-paint Unspecified | معلوم نیست 9h ago

Eh, gotta factor in windy days and downhills, it's not the worst idea for a little battery power.

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u/anon1mo56 El Salvador | السالوادور 1d ago

This make me remember the Emprator. https://youtu.be/u0ZqY1h6kZU?si=Z5hc98VHsvQXYzEU

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u/Dead_End_720 Bahrain | بحرین 20h ago

This is like a substandard university project. If only Al-Husain had this makeshift contraption at the Battle Of Karbala and flew away from Al-Shimr.

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u/86auto United States | آمریکا 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/mushed-patato New Iran | ایران نو 16h ago

Goh

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u/central-planning Pahlavist | پهلویست 22h ago

This was yesterday? This is a joke, right?

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u/Blood-Thin Monarchist | شاهنشاهی 15h ago

No it’s from before

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u/darth_dork New Iran | ایران نو 21h ago

1980s soap box derby meets V’ger

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u/countess_sacrum Kazakhstan | قزاقستان 19h ago

They will see what a Flying car Is when their vile regime fall lmao

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u/StrikeEagle784 United States | آمریکا 14h ago

I mean, that’s probably how they’ll manipulate young minds to give their lives for this regime. That’s by flying these monstrosities into buildings like 9/11.

Assuming these can fly, anyways lol

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u/IPutThoughtIntoThis Unspecified | معلوم نیست 10h ago

It's like a fucking 10 year old made it in his garage. Lmfao

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u/Conflicted_viking New Iran | ایران نو 4h ago

This is almost at the same level of innovation as the Covid detector during the pandemic. Peak Islamic genuity. Makes you wonder what they got coming next?

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u/NewIranBot New Iran | ایران نو 1d ago

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Woman Life Freedom | زن زندگی آزادی | Long Live Iran | پاینده ایران

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u/hamredi Unspecified | معلوم نیست 9h ago

This is an old video (maybe 10 years ago). It is not a response to Tesla.
Why spread misinformation?

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u/davidds0 Israel | اسرائیل 21h ago

That wind turbine is the peak stupidity. Add drag to sap energy only to get a small portion of it back as charge

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u/Adventurous-Arrival9 Unspecified | معلوم نیست 1d ago

Im not a iranian theocracy supporter as I am a secular iranian that wants a democratic government in iran but you can't compare a nation under a trillion sanctions to a nation that imposes Those sanctions. The reason why they can't make cars like Tesla's and or advanced technology is because they can't purchase chips, materials and equipment to be able to manufacture a Tesla like product. I am not supporting the islamic Republic what so ever but I am not a pahlavi supporter either.

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u/Limitbreaker402 Constitutionalist | مشروطه 1d ago

What in the world does this post even have to do with Pahlavi? You come here swinging your 4 lifetime Karma and bring up Pahlavi in an unrelated post. lol

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u/Adventurous-Arrival9 Unspecified | معلوم نیست 1d ago

Why did you not adress the points and just talk about irrelevant information like karma and focused on my pahlavi statement like thos post isn't pro pahlavi?

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u/Limitbreaker402 Constitutionalist | مشروطه 1d ago

"Those" post? This post is a "Funny" tagged post that has nothing at all with Pahlavi. But you're right, Karma here is irrelevant.

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u/Blood-Thin Monarchist | شاهنشاهی 1d ago

Yes it’s Pahlavis fault the regime in Iran stormed an embassy and took the staff hostage against international law. Their failed diplomacy is Pahlavis fault. It’s Pahlavis fault they screamed death to America and every country In the west, causing ties to be cut world wide. It’s Pahlavis fault they spent a trillion or so of Irans wealth on terrorism and proxies. It’s Pahlavi’s fault their mass executions and mass incarcerations led to the greatest Brain drain in modern history.

What else can we blame on anyone else but the Islamic regime?????

Do you follow Iranian history or are you new to this?

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u/Adventurous-Arrival9 Unspecified | معلوم نیست 23h ago

Thats irrelevant, the statement u made was around why they don't have Tesla like technologies not the that islamic Republic does not commit atrocities, and the islamic Republic is no short on any act of terrorism and is responsible for the January masseur. I also did not blame pahlavi for islamic Republics actions as I didn't state that In the comment. Pahlavi was mentioned to assert my position on being on neither the islamic Republic or pahlavi's side.

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u/Blood-Thin Monarchist | شاهنشاهی 15h ago

Yes if the regime acted like a responsible government and tried to actively join the rest of the world without acting like they have rabies by demanding death every Friday technology wouldn’t be sanctioned and the Iranian currency would be worth more then the paper it’s written on. But by sponsoring terrorism and hostage taking they have gotten themselves in this mess. It’s not like they were sanctioned for no reason what so ever and the world was just bullying them. This regime has been in power for 47 plus years and has not actually governed for one day.

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u/Khshayarshah New Iran | ایران نو 1d ago

I am not a pahlavi supporter either

Then you are lost.

The sanctions are entirely deserved. This isn't even a legal and lawful government in the first place. They have no business being in power in the first place and every humiliation Iranians have to suffer is as a result of their unending incompetence.

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This is a troll account.

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u/Limitbreaker402 Constitutionalist | مشروطه 1d ago

To be fair, this user had 4 Karma a little while ago lol

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u/Adventurous-Arrival9 Unspecified | معلوم نیست 23h ago

You can't argue with emotions mate, try to disprove my point and not result to random things that don't matter

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u/wzgoin Constitutionalist | مشروطه 13h ago

Why are you under the impression that you made a point? You claim sanctions stop regime/irgc from developing flying cars?😂

Well who's to blame for those sanctions? Who's actions called for sanctions?the terrorist regime/irgc.

Please don't get emotional when I tell you that it's the consequence of worshipping the devil and the false prophet also known as one of the anti-christs: muhammad(shit be upon him).

Just remember, no emotional arguments because blaming sanctions is an emotional argument. It's a cop out because your argument refuses to face objective reality.