r/NonCredibleDefense • Doesn't respect the French enough to spell their words correctly • Apr 18 '23

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u/RandomHermit113 Apr 18 '23 edited Jul 29 '24

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u/kofolarz 2137 GMDs of JP2 Apr 18 '23

I can't believe that's real, Jesus Christ

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u/Kat-Shaw Apr 18 '23

Ohhh that's lightweight for the shit the Serbs did. Wait till you read about the state sponsored rape hotels.

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u/RandomHermit113 Apr 18 '23 edited Jul 29 '24

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u/HellbirdIV Apr 18 '23

Tankies be like: "if it wasn't for AmeriKKKan imperialist w*rmongers, Saddam could've ended ethnic tensions in Iraq😭😭 ((he would've gassed all the Kurds)) "

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u/RandomHermit113 Apr 18 '23 edited Jul 29 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

truly a man of the people

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u/RandomHermit113 Apr 19 '23 edited Jul 29 '24

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u/Torifyme12 Apr 19 '23

He also had some brainwashed women as part of his, "Elite Guard" IIRC

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Age of apostasy irl

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u/squeakyzeebra Canadian Deputy Minister of Non-Credible Defence Apr 19 '23

Huh?

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u/OMGLOL1986 Apr 19 '23

He had a haram of bombshell women dressed in military uniforms that went with him everywhere. Slaves to him, essentially

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u/Spacemanspiff1998 Apr 19 '23

Gaddafi was so popular! the people who dragged him out of his car and beat him to death were all CIA agents

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u/RandomHermit113 Apr 19 '23

"the CIA started the syrian civil war, just trust me bro."

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u/Spacemanspiff1998 Apr 19 '23

"Leaked Africa Emails Revealed NATO Killed Hillary Clinton to Stop the formation of a United States of Gaddafi "

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u/RandomHermit113 Apr 19 '23

5000 iq economists explaining to me how switching to the gold dinar would've single handedly solved every problem in Africa and cause the US to crumble:

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u/Jukecrim7 Apr 19 '23

Also made education free hehe

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u/RandomHermit113 Apr 19 '23

considering students had to study his schizoid "green book" in school i have a sneaking suspicion it was a dogshit education

bro wanted to be mao so bad

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u/Antigonos301 Apr 19 '23

“Also his um man made River project is awesome.”

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u/No_Bad_8549 Bandera enjoyer Apr 19 '23 edited Apr 19 '23

Nah it’s more BUT he detained immigrants and prevented them from reaching European shores (don’t ask how) and that’s why a lot of people actually like him. A lot of people were/are fine with a dictator in Libya as long as he stops the boats with whichever means necessary (for example that is why the Italian government kept him alive for so long by telling him the plans for missile strikes on his estate in advance, and was very much opposed to removing him).

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u/RandomHermit113 Apr 19 '23

supposedly the EU literally paid him 50 million euros to do that lmao

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u/BrendanPhoenix Apr 19 '23

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u/RandomHermit113 Apr 19 '23

the gravel institute and pragerU should go have sex or something at this point

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u/TheLoneWolfMe Apr 19 '23

Holy shit, I knew these guys were idiots after seeing their video on Ukraine, but straight up singing the praises of a dictator? That's some next level bullshitt.

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u/SgtRicko Apr 19 '23

Also shot at and killed a couple of protesters outside of their embassy in London back in 1984

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u/DJ-Mercy Apr 19 '23

Didn’t the US try to rebuild his image and bring him back into the international community after we got him to admit that he stopped his nuclear program that the US and Gaddafi both knew didn’t actually exist by offering to reduce sanctions if he did because we wanted to use him to keep the area destabilized?

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u/RandomHermit113 Apr 19 '23

i'm not really sure about using him to keep the area destabilized - he was the main stabilizing factor in Libya. he basically hollowed out all the country's institutions, which is why when he was overthrown the entire country just collapsed. and i'm not sure what the US gains from libya being a warzone.

the west did try to rehabilitate him, though. he finally handed over the suspects responsible for the lockerbie bombings (the reason why the sanctions had been placed in the first place), paid a bunch of reparations to the families of some of the foreigners he killed, and got rid of his weapons program. he didn't have actual nukes, but he did have a nuclear program and repeatedly tried to get nukes from pakistan. he also gave up the shit ton of mustard gas and other chemical and biological weapons he had and stopped funding random terrorism groups. and lastly, he allowed foreign companies to start drilling for oil again.

so the "NATO killed him because he would've united other countries against them or to destabilize the region" argument doesn't really hold much weight with me - the west pretty much had everything it wanted from him and thensome.

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u/DJ-Mercy Apr 19 '23

Thanks for the informed response.

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u/DrakeDre Apr 19 '23

Your last sentence is the reason he got bombed. It's not like we care about black people in the west.

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u/RandomHermit113 Apr 19 '23 edited Apr 19 '23

you know Gaddafi wasn't black right 💀💀💀

he was an Arabized Berber and the vast majority of Libyans are Arab or Berber as well

and by the time he was killed he had already opened the country to foreign oil companies again

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u/DrakeDre Apr 19 '23

I should have wrote brown instead of black. You got me there.

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u/klausklass Apr 19 '23

He also had a thing for Condoleezza Rice.

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u/AbundantFailure Apr 18 '23 edited May 23 '25

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u/No_one_cares5839 Apr 19 '23

What's a tankie anyway?

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u/spazturtle Apr 19 '23

Far left people who say things like 'America is a imperialistic fascist country that oppresses gay people, it needs to become more like Iran, China and Russia'.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

It means communist (I think so)

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u/Fantastic-Tiger-6128 Apr 19 '23

Not necessarily communist, just someone who defends Russia at basically all costs. The term comes from the rebellion in Bucharest, and when the Soviets came rolling in with Tanks it became a name to call the people who supported the armored supression.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Thanks for the explanation

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u/TheLoneWolfMe Apr 19 '23

Less communist and more someone who supports authoritarian regimes because they style themselves after communism (think USSR and China) or sometimes even just because they are in opposition to the West (think Iran).

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u/shiningteruzuki F-35 is not/is BAE Apr 18 '23

My opinion of nationalist Serbs will get me banned one day

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u/AbundantFailure Apr 18 '23

I'm waiting for it as well. It'll be worth it though.

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u/helmuth_von_moltkr Apr 18 '23

The what

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Um what the fuck

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vilina_Vlas

The first sentence of the Wikipedia article is literally"Vilina Vlas was a rape camp active during the Bosnian War."

So much of the shit I learn about the 90s is fucked.

Edit: WTF. "After the war, Vilina Vlas was re-opened as a tourist facility. The local authorities have actively opposed a memorial and suppressed mention of their atrocities in the once primarily Muslim region.[3]"...

._.

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u/RandomHermit113 Apr 19 '23 edited Jul 29 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Im now thinking if anything they should have bombed it harder. Every sentence of that article gets worse.

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u/Torifyme12 Apr 19 '23

That's why so many people were upset when West Europe decided to masturbate to their own ego rather than get involved.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

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u/OllieGarkey Peace is our profession. Mass murder is just a hobby. Apr 19 '23

A firing squad is more appropriate for traitors.

Unfortunately the treason statutes don't include moral treason, so in this case justice won't be done.

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u/OllieGarkey Peace is our profession. Mass murder is just a hobby. Apr 19 '23

professional military

Which is why the perpetrators were outed by fellow soldiers and then convicted by military courts for war crimes.

Tell me, how many people have the Serbs convicted in their national courts?

And I'll grant you that some people, CACI corporation, Rumsfeld, some CIA contractors, all deserve to go to prison because they broke the law.

Gina Haspel is probably the worst one, especially since after retiring from the CIA when she was involved in a coverup destroying evidence of CIA torture so that congress couldn't review it she got a job for a registered foreign agent, King & Spalding.

These people indelibly stained the history of my country and too few of them will ever be punished for it.

I don't need nuance here. Fuck the Serbs who participated in war crimes, fuck Don Rumsfeld, fuck Gina Haspel.

I'm capable of being enraged at both. Though I'll tell you that the greater part of my rage is reserved for those who've brought dishonor to the United States and committed crimes against humanity in my name.

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u/BigWilly526 Mobikcube BBQ Apr 19 '23

You do realize it was an American Soldier who exposed that right

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Are you seriously whatabouting about an actual fucking rape camp?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Ok yes but this was mostly a joke/exaggeration. I have Serbian friends to start with who might not have been born if they bombed it harder. This is NCD.

Also thinking the Serbs committed genocide doesn't mean no one else has done anything bad. In fact, nuke us all, just start over. I'm sure if we give it another couple billion years or so the new, better master species of our planet will have developed enough to unearth this comment and know for what purpose they evolved.

Also... I'm not American.

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u/rpkarma 3000 Red T-34s of Putin Apr 19 '23

Lmao cope and seethe

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u/flightguy07 Apr 19 '23

That they are still complaining suggests the lesson was not learned. More bombs!

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u/DagdaMohr Apr 19 '23 edited Apr 19 '23

It’s not even that they’re still complaining. They’re complaining about the fact that we stopped them from committing genocide. Nationalist Serbs are 100% unapologetic about the atrocities they committed and they consider it a grave injustice they weren’t allowed to continue.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

they need to be bombed again hahaha get them rapists

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u/AsteroidSpark Military Industrial Catgirl Apr 19 '23

They can swallow their own fucking balls because they don't deserve to keep them anyway. Genocide supporters get my blood boiling like nothing else.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23 edited Apr 19 '23

Bruh reading about the hundreds of millions of war rapes proves men are a bunch of violent rapists and the world really is shit cuz of men lmao I feel bad for the women. No wonder girls are dating girls instead of men

Edit: All the men and rapist Russian male soldiers downvoting my comment cuz I spoke the truth hahaha

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u/Fantastic-Tiger-6128 Apr 19 '23 edited Apr 19 '23

Congrats on being both Sexist and Homophobic in the same comment.

Wow holy shit you're a really dedicated troll

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Being factual with proven statistics and history makes you sexist? Ok you can cope harder lol you cant oppress the oppressors btw. Not possible to be racist to white ppl or sexist to men. Reread systemic racism and systemic sexism, thanks privileged white male

And homophobic? LMAO WHERE? You're prolly just a blue hair SJW if you're gonna bring up something that doesnt exist hahaha. Im saying its better for girls to date girls instead of men cuz theyre much better and dont get raped commonly by men all the time. Read

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u/Fantastic-Tiger-6128 Apr 19 '23

Just to heighten your trolling, your comment was homophobic because "no wonder girls are dating more girls instead of men nowadays" implies that being gay is a choice

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u/Commercial_Dentist_3 Apr 19 '23

Jesse, what the fuck?

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u/Pitiful-Programmer-9 Apr 19 '23

Nanking levels of awfulness?

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u/Psyman2 Wagner != RU Army, therefor RU army = 2nd strongest army in RU Apr 19 '23

They got raped until they killed themselves.

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u/Pitiful-Programmer-9 Apr 19 '23

Ah. Nanking levels of awfulness.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

With all due respect, to unlock the Nanking Awfulness Achievement, murder-by-fisting is necessary. 😔

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u/AsteroidSpark Military Industrial Catgirl Apr 19 '23

Considering all the horrible shit that happened in the Kosovo War, they were probably planning on executing those people anyway and just accelerated the timeline in an effort to have deniability.

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u/ihaveagoodusername2 avarige mercava enjoyer Apr 19 '23

It's actually a common tactic, a lot of countries ahem ahem Hamas stoping civilians from leaving a building that had a rocket launcher on it's roof use it

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u/ZiggyPox Sane Polack (citation needed) Apr 19 '23

I knew it was bad but never I got into details. It's like chaotic evil...

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Isnt that the whole Intervention in a nutshell ?

Serbs claiming NATO went in there are just thanos snapped away entire population centers and then if you actually look at the casualties its like 11 people total.

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u/RandomHermit113 Apr 18 '23 edited Jul 29 '24

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u/Peterh778 Apr 19 '23

Well, given that only US forces massively used terminally guided munition, while UK and other forces preferred dumb bombs, it's miracle that only three hodpitals and relatively low number of civilian buildings were misidentified / hit by mistake / collaterals.

And no, I don't believe that China's embassy should be included in this list 🤣

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u/bageltre Bombers must be capable of accordioning out to carry more bombs Apr 19 '23

"oh it's only a couple of bombed hospitals with casualties" isn't really the argument you think it is lol

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u/RandomHermit113 Apr 19 '23 edited Jul 29 '24

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u/pusillanimouslist Apr 19 '23

Also, demanding no accidents ever is wildly unreasonable. There’s a reason why sane people understand a meaningful difference between “we misidentified a building” and “our soldiers got real mad and systemically slaughtered a village full of non combatants”.

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u/bageltre Bombers must be capable of accordioning out to carry more bombs Apr 19 '23

Fair

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u/LordJuan4 Apr 19 '23

Respect

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

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u/bageltre Bombers must be capable of accordioning out to carry more bombs Apr 19 '23

Now that's an argument

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u/Jaws_16 Apr 18 '23

Honestly maybe we should have Thanos snapped away entire population centers...

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

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u/Rescuro Apr 19 '23

Holy shit I didn't even realize I was on NCD until the Thanos snapping part, what is happening to me.

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u/Jaws_16 Apr 19 '23

You are slowly becoming based

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u/pusillanimouslist Apr 19 '23

Realizing that you’re in the wrong sub after a jarring change in tone is always a fun time.

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u/Cheap_Doctor_1994 Apr 19 '23

It's shit. He didn't snap away the "right" people. Just half of everyone. It reduced the Size, not the Conflict. Just more pain.

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u/Jaws_16 Apr 19 '23

I'm not saying to follow thanos to the letter.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Serbs trying to not be comically evil challenge (impossible)

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u/Mistwalker007 Apr 18 '23

That they lined up 1000 people and let loose on them with guns and explosives while only killing roughly 10% almost seems like a miracle.

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u/Toddison_McCray Apr 19 '23

I was about to comment the same thing. Storm trooper level accuracy

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u/Pitiful-Programmer-9 Apr 19 '23

Possibly deliberate

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u/RandomHermit113 Apr 19 '23

from what i can tell most of the prisoners managed to avoid being killed by retreating into the cellars, basements, shafts, etc. of the prison.

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u/HelperNoHelper 3000 black 30mm SHORAD guns of everything Apr 18 '23

When you're getting fucked on so hard with no way to fight it, why not? Oh right, its because you're too much of a shitbag to stop doing shitbag things.

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u/WACS_On AAAAAAA!!! I'M REFUELING!!!!!!!!! Apr 18 '23

Least bloodthirsty Serbs

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u/KotKatoffel Leopard 2A7V diciple Apr 19 '23

-Line up 1k people

-Fire at them with MGs and grenades

-kill only 70 instantly

-Serbian accuracy

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u/ApdoSmurf 3000 BLACK EAGLES OF KOSOVO Apr 18 '23

They've done worse.

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u/UltraJake Apr 19 '23

Serbian forces lined up ={1,000}= prisoners and fired on them with snipers, machine guns, and grenades, killing at least ={70}=

?????????????

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

I wasn’t joking at first now I want it to be PPV.

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u/EuphyDuphy Apr 19 '23

That’s

man

I can’t even think of a joke. What the actual fuck?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

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u/Louisvanderwright Apr 18 '23

No no no, you send in the last generation to go down in a blaze of glory like the F-117. That way they don't actually learn anything from the wreckage.

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u/magnum_the_nerd THE 4 GREY BATTLESHIPS OF ROOSEVELT Apr 18 '23

Nononono, we send the F-117s in again, to see if they still know how to shoot them down.

That way they learn absolutely nothing

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u/DRUMS11 Apr 19 '23

Nononono, we send the F-117s in again, to see if they still know how to shoot them down.

Oooh! I know how!

Step 1 - F-117s (stupidly) fly the same route over and over

Step 2 - an F-117 pilot inexplicably leaves the weapon bay doors open rather longer than necessary

Step 3 - get lucky when you activate your SAM site's radar when you aren't supposed to, thus exposing it to potential SEAD

Step 4 - shoot down the F-117

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u/RamenTheBunny 3,000 Parahumans of Director Costa-Brown Apr 19 '23

Not to be too credible but it likely had nothing to do with the weapon bay doors. The F-117 is not perfectly stealthy in EVERY radar bandwidth, that would be difficult for even a modern stealth aircraft- the higher bandwidth of the specific radar type they were using in the area meant they could get the fuzzy shape of the F-117 regardless of what the weapon bay door was doing. Of course, that doesn’t mean they could really get a missile lock, but the unit commander in the region also had spotters ahead of the radar installation to help provide bearing and approximate range/height. More than one missile flew at the F-117, but only one really did damage, which is itself pretty lucky. Also, they weren’t really exposing themselves to SEAD, as the F-117 had no RWR to tell when it was getting locked up. They also very specifically limited the time they had their radar engaged to remove that risk.

However, most of the credit should probably go to the United States Air Force for letting the situation come about in the first place.

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u/micahr238 Remember the Alamo! Apr 19 '23

Yeah! Only the U.S. Air Force can shoot down a U.S. Air Force plane!

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u/magnum_the_nerd THE 4 GREY BATTLESHIPS OF ROOSEVELT Apr 19 '23

It wasn’t pilot error that he left the bay open. He was literally opening his bombs to drop when the radar pinged him. And then he was done

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow Apr 19 '23

Do we get to bomb another Chinese embassy for trying to steal the wreckage again?

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u/Unistrut τρεις χιλιάδες μαύρα πλοία του Οδυσσέα Apr 19 '23

Not gonna lie as an American I kinda want one of those "SORRY! We didn't know it was invisible. Greetings from Serbia!" shirts.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

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u/Riotisnub militarised gypsy recon unit Apr 18 '23

If a major conflict ever happens anyone with raytheon shares or in fact any military corpo working for the US gov will be up a few hundreds of thousands

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u/OmNomSandvich the 1942 Guadalcanal "Cope Barrel" incident Apr 19 '23

you could have made a fucking fortube just buying NGC/Raytheon/Lockmart stock on like February 20th last year.

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u/AsteroidSpark Military Industrial Catgirl Apr 19 '23

Oddly enough most of them haven't actually spiked that much in value. I'm expecting that to change when more production orders get placed.

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u/ZookeepergameWaste94 Apr 19 '23

I have Raytheon, Lockheed Martin, Northrup Grumman and General Dynamics shares! I'm ready to ride war wave if it happens!

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u/Ukraine_Boyets Apr 18 '23

Take this : 💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Kosovo and Bosnia will definitely not “donate” fighters to nato

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u/Rome453 Apr 18 '23

That’s only because they don’t have any. If they did they would.

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u/pusillanimouslist Apr 19 '23

“Oh don’t worry about that. We appreciate the thought, but we have plenty already”

—NATO.

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u/Cheap_Doctor_1994 Apr 19 '23

Tbf, that's exactly how the US thinks. We want political support.

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u/thatdudewithknees Apr 19 '23

Tbh, anti NATO Americans want to leave because Europeans don’t pay as much for an army than they agreed to don’t understand that thanks to NATO they can have garrisons all over the world and force project without CSGs, AND have the backing of all of Western Europe (well, almost all, usually) when making decisions.

Not to mention it literally costs nothing anyways because it’s not like the US military budget will go down if they leave NATO.

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u/Cheap_Doctor_1994 Apr 19 '23

There are those Americans. I'm talking about those of us who know we are overpowered enough to take on the whole world, and we don't want to. We want to make friends. Be our friend (support us at the UN), trade with us, share your fucking recipes already, babusia, we'll bring all the party favors.

I really want to rant about the ignorance of Americans, but I'd rather be mad at some Ukrainian grandmother hasn't learned English, learned new technology, spent her money on internet access, and given me her family secrets on how to thrive during hardship. It's sooooo frustrating. I couldn't even enjoy my Starbucks today, just knowing I won't get to taste that yummy, yummy, authenticity. Much funnier than knowing the fate of the world rests in the hands of... ;)

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

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u/RussiaIsBestGreen Apr 18 '23

Why limit ourselves to Belgrade? Do Party headquarters in China count as embassies? Can we bomb them too?

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u/Character-Error5426 Stand For The Flag [USA] Kneel For The Cross [NATO] Apr 19 '23

what about the three GORGEOUS dams

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u/TheArmoredKitten High on JP-8 fumes Apr 19 '23

Three Gorgeous Dames waiting for a strong western warrior to pave the way forward.

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u/RandomHermit113 Apr 19 '23

we do a little trollin

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u/tac1776 Apr 19 '23

"Only happy little accidents," the B-21 pilot said cheerily as CCP headquarters was suddenly and drastically remodeled.

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u/pusillanimouslist Apr 19 '23

“Hey, now your embassy belongs to everyone within a 500m circle or so. What’s a little bit of communism between friends?”

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u/Lehk - /\ - FAILSAFE Apr 19 '23

i'm pretty sure they learned their lesson about how stealth bomber parts magnetically attract JDAMS

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u/Attaxalotl Su-47 "Berkut" Enjoyer Apr 19 '23

The difference between accuracy and precision is sending a JDAM through the window of a building a block from your intended target.

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow Apr 19 '23

Seems like a flaw in stealth design.

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u/Long-Refrigerator-75 VARKVARKVARK Apr 18 '23

What wonderful neighbors they all are.

Right guys?

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u/MoneyEcstatic1292 Apr 18 '23

Ask Kosovo

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u/ApdoSmurf 3000 BLACK EAGLES OF KOSOVO Apr 18 '23

If you ask me, I'd drop a nuke on them.

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u/MoneyEcstatic1292 Apr 19 '23

They are kinda close tho, would it be worth it?

Also, only one?

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u/ApdoSmurf 3000 BLACK EAGLES OF KOSOVO Apr 19 '23

I don't care what happens to me, I just want them wiped off the face of the earth.

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u/HeinleinGang Nuke the site from orbit Apr 18 '23

RIP 2balkan4you =(

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Not my words, but…

“If it were physically possible for Serbia to be towed out to sea and sunk there, the air of Europe would at once seem cleaner”—The Manchester Guardian (1914).

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u/MagicCarpetofSteel Apr 19 '23

The more things change, the more they stay the same

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u/Antessiolicro Apr 18 '23

Where is it? Where is the link? Give it to me! I need to sign this!

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u/Kirxas ├ ├ .̣┼ Apr 18 '23

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u/WACS_On AAAAAAA!!! I'M REFUELING!!!!!!!!! Apr 18 '23

Serbiwas

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u/electrius Apr 19 '23

Me, a Serb who enjoys NCD content when posts like this come up: 🤯

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u/ZookeepergameWaste94 Apr 19 '23

I could never even imagine the feeling.

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u/electrius Apr 19 '23

It's confusing, heh. Definitely harder for me to discern which comments are joking around and which ones are serious about wanting to bomb us again compared to the balkans sub lol. Plus it's kinda easier to take it as a joke from someone from the balkans since most of them have a better picture of what happened and know that the average Serb isn't some bloodthirsty evil maniac, when y'all do it it's like pouring salt on a wound haha

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u/vibrunazo catapulta não é avião Apr 19 '23

know that the average Serb isn't some bloodthirsty evil maniac

Oh of course I knew that..

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u/ZookeepergameWaste94 Apr 19 '23 edited Apr 19 '23

Lol; of course that makes sense; personally I just try to keep an open mind and realize that every individual is their own different case; its like any country there are some crazy diehard nationalists for sure but most people usually find themselves in the middle ground of the issues and just mostly wanting to live a normal life.

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u/ItsACaragor Le fromage ou la mort 🇨🇵 🫕 Apr 19 '23 edited Apr 19 '23

In here it’s far less personal, NCD people are just always up to bomb anything.

This meme could be « let’s bomb… » and NCD would slap the table and go « YES! THANK YOU!»

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u/Album_Dude Certified New Jerseysexual shipfucker Apr 19 '23

I think most people just carry the sentiment that Serbian nationalists and war criminals weren't persecuted hard enough. Realistically Serbia faced little to no consequences (beyond the sentencing of a select few) for the atrocities its armed forces committed and seeing as nationalist sentiment is on the rise again, this doesn't surprise me the least bit. Like, IMHO Nato should've gone full Nuremberg trials on the Serbian leadership, because as far as I can tell, that seems to be the only effective way. Too bad nobody in charge seems to learn the valuable lessons History provides for free.

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u/Makropony Apr 19 '23

Imagine being Russian on here.

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u/I_got_too_silly Apr 19 '23

Imagine outing yourself like this...

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u/electrius Apr 19 '23

I got too silly

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

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u/joqagamer Apr 19 '23

Dude im from brazil, so i definitly get you on the propaganda part.

Specially these days that our president is flirting with china again.

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u/Cheap_Doctor_1994 Apr 19 '23

Uh, no. Serbs bad, everyone else don't exist. We're not really interested in whatever other countries do, so much as we really like our guns and need a common enemy. We've turned to school kids, since Russia isn't bad any more. Come on Serbs, do it for the children. /S

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Electric boogaloo 2

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u/Abusive_Capybara Apr 18 '23

Not only would it be morally correct, actually it's our moral obligation

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u/pusillanimouslist Apr 19 '23

Well, first you find yourself a bomber and all the necessary parts to make it fly.

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u/pusillanimouslist Apr 19 '23 edited Apr 19 '23

Right. And then you gotta get a pilot and make sure that they’re qualified for the aircraft, and load it with ordinance appropriate for the mission profile.

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u/BeIsnickel Doesn't respect the French enough to spell their words correctly Apr 19 '23 edited Apr 19 '23

And then you bomb the Chinese Embassy?

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u/pusillanimouslist Apr 19 '23

As a treat, yes. Self care is important.

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u/IncogMLR Apr 19 '23

It’s awesome

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u/redmercuryvendor Will trade Pepsi for Black Sea Fleet Apr 18 '23

Serbio kabang-da est

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u/SenpaiPingu Apr 18 '23 edited Apr 19 '23

Me & my 30+ alt accounts: 200,000 units ready with a million more on the way

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u/Womjomke Apr 19 '23

This is why I get “get fucked” texts from my friends on 9/11

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u/Cheap_Doctor_1994 Apr 19 '23

LOL.

Seriously. I've been laughing at that for 20 minutes. 9/11, like Serbia, are so misunderstood by everyone, I can not figure out the nationality of you or your friends, and it's just hilarious that I absolutely believe it could be anyone.

Americans: Get Fucked.

Serbs: Get Fucked.

Afghanis: Get Fucked.

Saudis: 👀

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u/Womjomke Apr 19 '23

Nah, Polish-American, but have a friend in Serbia who sends me “get fucked” on 9/11

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u/Mantergeistmann Apr 18 '23

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u/ProbablyanEagleShark Apr 19 '23

It's always fun to go to the comments on that video and watch the Balkan internet slapfight.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '23

Where do I sign?

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u/Silent_Amount_1601 Apr 19 '23

Spreading democracy one bomb at a time

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u/YeetOnThemDabbers Apr 19 '23

WHERE DO I SIGN GIVE ME THE LINK

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

I can’t find the petition or any link to it at all. I hate to say it, but it might not be real.

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u/gasmaskcollecter 3000 SODA of Biden Apr 18 '23

link?

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u/micmac274 Apr 19 '23

better to use your country's parliaments' version. That means they have to discuss it in Parliament. Gov.uk has a petition form for Uk residents.

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u/AsleepScarcity9588 Apr 19 '23

Half those who petitioned are Serbians themselves, they loved it

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u/dawnwolfblackfur Apr 19 '23

A country has been sufficiently bombed when they become know more for their porn than for their war-making.

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u/GI_HD Г Т:Т | Woke & Wehrhaft | Frieden schaffen durch schwere Waffen Apr 19 '23

Russia is on a good way

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u/python_product China's Final Warning #69 Apr 19 '23

idk where serbia is on the map, but i support this!

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u/dibipage Apr 19 '23

There should be a second sentence saying: Just in case they thought we're sorry

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u/Nouseriously Apr 19 '23

There are some people who just need to be bombed every quarter century or so.....

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u/sentinelthesalty F-15 Is My Waifu Apr 18 '23

Lemme guess the poster was a Bosnian?

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u/RussiaIsBestGreen Apr 18 '23

You misspelled Based.

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u/sentinelthesalty F-15 Is My Waifu Apr 18 '23 edited Apr 19 '23

Icant spell period.

That was not intentional.

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u/Kangas_Khan Apr 19 '23

What did these fuckers do this time