r/NonCredibleDefense • • 8d ago

Waifu amogus

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u/halipatsui 8d ago

NCD please never change

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u/markstar99 8d ago

J-35 cries in the corner

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u/Yanzihko 8d ago

cuckplane 🥀🥀🥀

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u/Havoccity 8d ago

KF-21 found in the same corner

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u/esdaniel Ace combat enjoyer 🛩️ 8d ago

CHIna

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u/Mr___Taxi 7d ago

Auraless plane

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u/NeuroHazard-88 7d ago

It’s literally a twin engine, cooler looking F-35. Only people calling it auraless are americhuds malding that other nations are developing their own Gen 5s.

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u/Mr___Taxi 7d ago

Or, you know, the people regularly being bullied by your “chad” China and can see that it’s just another copy of other, better planes. “Hey can i copy your homework” looking ahh plane. but you do your assumptions, my dude

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u/pink_mensch 6d ago

It still looks better though

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u/Quintus_Cicero 3000 French jets of Macron 8d ago

Ace Combat 9 looking good

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u/Sakul_the_one Rheinmetal <3 Deutschland 8d ago edited 8d ago

We are fucking planes with that one

(I’m joining a Glider Club on Sunday (Segelflugzeug, if I messed the translation up))

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u/CyberV2 9000 Black Astutes of King Charles 8d ago
  • F22 the older Domi Mommy
  • F35 the most popular lady in town, evryone wants her
  • J20 the quiet one in her own lane you dont hear about as often
  • Su-57 the girlfailure

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u/Ameer589 8d ago

Which is why we choose the F-22

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u/CmdrJonen Operation Enduring Bureaucracy 8d ago

Yes. Choose.

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u/CmdrJonen Operation Enduring Bureaucracy 8d ago

Just Raptor

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u/buatfelem 8d ago

is the protagonist would be indonesian air force? because i won't be surprise if they make harem out of all of them

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u/Yanzihko 8d ago

Protagonist is an Airforce Lieutenant at PMC Wagner, stationed in Africa.

His airbase is being raided by armed rebel group with half of the personell already killed.

In this engaging adventure he has to choose between four planes standing in Hangar, being able to fly away only on a single one, despite loving them all equally.

Or save all four planes but sacrificing himself in the process 🥀🥀🥀✈️

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u/BerylVanguard 8d ago

So save yourself and 1 jet by flying away or save all for by single-handedly holding off advancing enemy forces successfully and dying from your battle wounds?

I think we all know the correct answer.

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u/ariolander 8d ago

SU-57-chan seemed like the kind of plane that would always be late to school, run in the streets with toast in their mouth, and bumping into people on the way to class. Great setup for a fateful encounter.

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u/Scottish_Whiskey Making out with F22s 24/7 8d ago

This is the NCD I come here for

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Scramjets when 8d ago

I slowly open the hangar door

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u/DepressedVercetti Lobbyist for a Global Defence Initiative 8d ago

The new Ace Combat looks more anime than I remember.

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u/Schrodinger_cube ❤️ "Waifu is the JAS 39 Gripen"❤️ 8d ago

Wow, beautiful content. F35 Chan is basically a yandere with a MIC parent behind her saying "you already have a life long commitment with her, I just haven't stuck the ring on ya yet FRend".

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u/CmdrJonen Operation Enduring Bureaucracy 8d ago

F - thirty who?

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u/PatimationStudios-2 Most Noncredible r/Moemorphism Artist 8d ago

I love this subreddit

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u/Object-195 Tanksexual 8d ago

Only dating sim you'll ever need

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u/Captain__Midget 8d ago

I thought I was about to see the bedroom ending scene for a second there

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u/QueezyF 7d ago

I’m honestly surprised one of you lovely planefuckers hasn’t made a VN like this yet.

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u/ffbyr49 ask me about F-104 operations in Cyprus 8d ago

This is peak

(We need a cold war version)

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u/ThatguyfromMichigan 8d ago

F-86 Sabre my beloved

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u/ANGRYLATINCHANTING 8d ago

F22 was done dirty.. why is everyone else in bright lovely locations and raptor chan is living in a 60's rental apartment with asbestos tiles and rape curtains..

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u/CmdrJonen Operation Enduring Bureaucracy 8d ago

Well, if you know the source material...

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u/CCCyanide 3000 Black Rafales of Emmanuel Macron 7d ago

because he slimed the whole competition that's why 💀

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u/CCCyanide 3000 Black Rafales of Emmanuel Macron 7d ago

really like the Just F-22 flash frame

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u/BoringPudding3986 8d ago

This deserves more engagement

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u/DMercenary 7d ago

I HAVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!

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u/StealthShip 7d ago

I still listen to this song and it's hilarious seeing it here

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u/RichieRocket Sleeps With Vehicles 8d ago edited 8d ago

Release date when?

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u/DetectiveFinch 8d ago

I like this, but is there a DLC that adds the Kawasaki C-2?

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