turn around and put your hands behind your back

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in the final part of half-life 3, the g-man reveals his true identity as our mutual fiend, geoff keighley and we are supposed to kill him in the end.

during this bossfight, the track "path of borealis" plays.

i've recreated the bossfight in goldsrc as you can see here

This man has a Wikipedia article yet not Gordon????!!?!??

gordon freeman? nah it's gordon prankman

yes i know i'm using the source version but that's because the regular version doesn't have proper animations for the miku model when you rename it to an npc.

Barney: K-Kleiner, there Is something I have been waiting to tell you

Dr Kleiner: What is it bArney, I aM busy right NOw!

Barney: Uhh Kleiner, I have a crush on you way Too much, may we crack?

Dr Kleiner grip's Barney's waist and hOlds him to his grey office chair, he then sits down on Barney's waist as he stares at him seductively

Barney: Wow oKay Kleiner, this is really comfortAble You know...

Kleiner carreses his face and begins kissing him agressively as Lamarr watches from a distance.

He wakes up with pure anger because he still exists, the fact he even is still alive, he was isolated and mad, only his pet, lamarr to comfort him. How can such a person suffer like this. Yet there are people who greatly suffer.

Kleiner is being pinned by weights and chains, growing each day the more Alyx And Barney insult him, interrupt his talking too. He is nothing that deserves to be alive in his thoughts. To try to express his emotions, he writes on the combine social media app called Redbine by using other characters to potray him and other people's struggles.

Verizon sign

Get it cuz it sounds like rise and shine?

yeah

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