r/PivotPodcast • u/jeffyboy526 • 1d ago

Sorry Mooch - your record is broken.

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Just listening to Pivot and they had the Mooch on. Unfortunately his record is now broke

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u/cheddarben 1d ago

0.64 Scaramuccis

I think the Mooch gets to keep his unit of time as the standard.

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u/jeffyboy526 1d ago

That is brilliant! Would have been so much easier if Mooch lasted 10 days.

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u/Nuclear_eggo_waffle 1d ago

You expect US politics to use the Metric system? For shame

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u/atreeismissing 1d ago

1 press conference in 5 days and she still screwed it up. About right for this administration, doesn't matter how much time they have to prepare or to try and put the fire out, the fire they created still burns them in the end. She can still be a podcast host though.

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u/_jump_yossarian 1d ago

And then she screwed up two easy layup interviews on Fox. trump’s entire vetting process is “hey, that blonde chick on tv looks like Ivanka. Hire her!”

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u/SD_local_67 1d ago

It’s almost exactly like the metric system. 1 Scaramucci = 1 mile and 1 Zacharia = 1 kilometer. Roughly 1.6 Zacharia = 1 Scaramucci.

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u/gruss_gott 1d ago

I think we can just say:

1 Zackaria = 1/2 Mooch

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u/NoisePollutioner 1d ago

NO. WE DEMAND PRECISION

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u/cornbread080161 1d ago

Didn’t even have time to set up her direct deposit.

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u/Hungry-Number6183 1d ago

Setting new lows every week! All this winning is exhausting!

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u/leehozevon 1d ago

45.45454545% of a Scaramucci

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u/Last-Surprise4262 1d ago

Mooch was never the press secretary tho but ya that’s the first thing that came to my mind too. lol.

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u/TunedOutPlugDin 1d ago

Scaramucci grew up and lived in NY, he knew who Donald Trump really was yet still supported him and went to work for him.

He only relented when his wife left him (since reconciled) and has taken an anti Trump position that helps him build his personal brand and thence his business.

He is useful for the moment but not to be trusted.

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u/Last_Laugh_817 1d ago

All she needed to do was “try” to do a press briefing and she absolutely faceplanted. 😳

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u/assuager666 1d ago

This is another opportunity to wonder why Pivot would launder the reputation of a man who worked for a Trump White House in the midst of passing Muslim bans, etc.

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u/occamsracer 1d ago

Concerning

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u/assuager666 1d ago

Surprised this is getting downvotes. Who are some other former Trump administration members you're cool with?

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u/Money-Technology-95 1d ago

The Mooch was the kind of guy who thought Trump was being led astray and that he could fix him, tone down the fascism in favour of New York Wise Guy Trump. He's since been extremely introspective of that and has gone as far to call Trump anoutright fascist and seems self aware of the mistakes he made. Personally I think that if that means other Long Island wise guys ditch Trumpism and the GOP then he's fine in my book. In a similar way that im glad someone with a boomer moderate audience is listening to Scott when he says the country is set up for Boomers to do well while fucking over the young. Its about the audiences those guys reach.

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u/jeffyboy526 1d ago

I totally agree with you and understand the skepticism. However the more I listen to Mooch I think he is not like MTG and genuine.