r/PoliticalCompassMemes • - Lib-Left • 3d ago

Gooner 9/11

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Angloids try to not be puritan challenge (impossible)

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u/p_pio - Centrist 3d ago

How quickly UK has fallen after overthrowing Starmer (real quote btw)

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u/sadistic-salmon - Right 3d ago

There is no limit to the larp

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u/Equivalent_Chipmunk - Centrist 3d ago

Is it possible to fall when you're already collapsed into a heap on the ground? The UK has needed to hit their Life Alert button for a long time.

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u/Majestic-Bell-7111 - Lib-Center 3d ago

Every time you think the uk hit rock bottom yet another false floor collapses

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u/Inderastein - Right 3d ago

https://youtu.be/xwlNBHYWOlI&t=135

You can probably make a gif that loops

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u/AntithesisConundrum - Left 3d ago

> government banning something for no reason

> PCM poster labels them as lib instead of auth

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u/PurpleSmoke91 - Lib-Center 3d ago

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u/Next-Use6943 - Lib-Right 3d ago

And redditors will still call the UK a great country. While incest and the other thing can be understandable by some, chocking is just the government trying to be a nanny state

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u/lysander_spooner - Lib-Right 3d ago

You can't ban chocking! Your car might roll when you're changing a tire!

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u/Equivalent_Chipmunk - Centrist 3d ago

Oi, you got a loicense for that tyre chock!?

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u/Few_Move_4594 - Centrist 3d ago

I got "thoroughly bodied" earlier today when I mentioned that UK's GDP per capita is less than Mississippi's. They came out with all these BS stats like HDI or whatever.

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u/Writer13377 - Lib-Right 3d ago

People say that the UK is a third world country attached to London for a reason

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u/Few_Move_4594 - Centrist 3d ago

It would honestly be more scary for me to travel to London than stay home. At least I know here that there aren't roving criminal gangs with butter knives.

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u/HeemeyerDidNoWrong - Lib-Center 3d ago

They call them bu'uh noifes

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u/Cute_Commission_8281 - Auth-Center 3d ago

As if London itself isn’t third world.

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u/Mikeymcmoose - Lib-Center 3d ago

It’s not even remotely, but keep believing dumb memes about London fam

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u/z0inkSSc00by - Left 3d ago

It’s just not but ok

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u/Writer13377 - Lib-Right 3d ago

It was more accurate a decade ago

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u/Dragon_Maister - Right 3d ago edited 3d ago

"Muh GDP" is one of the most cattle-brained things Americans keep jerking themselves over. Like, congrats, your rich are the richest around. How is that helping your life though?

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u/GhostedIC - Lib-Center 3d ago

I think you forgot literacy was also in the memes about how Alabama was better.

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u/Few_Move_4594 - Centrist 3d ago
METRIC RANK
First Amendment Rights US #1
Second Amendment Rights US #1
Freedom US #1
Can carry a butter knife in public US #1
Next King is going to be a bald-headed fuck UK #1
Has migrant grooming gangs UK #1

If only you Britbongs had thought up a majestic organization like ICE to deport said grooming gangs and only if you could carry a gun around to protect you n yours. Hail to the King or whatever hogwash you pathetic American protectorate.

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u/Dragon_Maister - Right 3d ago edited 3d ago

I'm not British, and I think their government is a complete clownshow. I just find it hilarious when Americans goon to their GDP, as if that wealth is actually going into improving quality of life, and not just in the pockets of your corporate overlords.

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u/Mikeymcmoose - Lib-Center 3d ago

Americans are stupid as a default; hard to take any of them seriously

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u/Few_Move_4594 - Centrist 3d ago

Average home runs $148,500 in Jackson MS (the state capitol). I found several jobs that I qualify for paying in the $90k+ range. A little too far from my family for my tastes, but that would be a comfortable life. Boring too, but I've been done with going out for a decade plus now.

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u/Dragon_Maister - Right 3d ago

Yeah, you just keep telling yourself how peachy everything is. That's totally gonna stop the ever accelerating wealth gap, increasing prices and your spiraling quality of life.

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u/Few_Move_4594 - Centrist 3d ago

Aren't y'all dying from 40 degree days due to checks notes lack of air conditioning?

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u/Dragon_Maister - Right 3d ago

Don't make me start quoting shooting, homicide and all sorts of preventable death statistics at you. They do not paint a favorable picture for the US.

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u/Gjorgdy - Left 3d ago

How do you put "has migrant grooming gangs" but not "a friend of Epstein is the president"?

Almost like you don't really care for the kids...

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u/Iumasz - Lib-Center 3d ago

Why do you say that HDI is a BS stat?

GDP per capita can be easily skewed by wealth inequality.

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u/Flagnoid - Centrist 3d ago

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u/NitroSpam - Lib-Left 3d ago

Barroness Gabby Bertin, a conservative, proposed it and yes it’s stupid.

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u/TijuanaMedicine - Right 3d ago

Bring back the hereditary peers. They're just as dumb as the other ones, but at least they're random.

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u/HeemeyerDidNoWrong - Lib-Center 3d ago

They did it to stop the American takeover of the House of Lords through our six-fingered agent, Christopher Guest and his milfy wife.

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u/Kilroy0497 - Lib-Left 3d ago

Yeah I was gonna say, there is nothing remotely Lib about the UK, like at all. Libleft or Libright.

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u/Tomie_Kawakami_666 - Lib-Center 2d ago

there’s a reason why the union jack flag contains both red (auth-left) and blue (auth-right) colours. but not green or yellow or purple (the lib colours)

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u/Ralathar44 - Lib-Left 3d ago

Alot of things have been banned in the name of lib by people who claim to be libs. You know its Auth, I know its Auth, but the reality is alot of people IRL and on the sub both think they are lib while being very VERY Auth.

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u/GameMan6417 - Right 3d ago

Some of the most authoritarian takes i've seen here have been from "Libcenters".

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u/MukThatMuk - Lib-Center 3d ago

You should be banned! 

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u/Ralathar44 - Lib-Left 3d ago

Ironically if you're consistently ACTUALLY lib about things its just a matter of time until you get called a phobe, ism, or nazi.

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u/Flame20000 - Right 3d ago

Good old watermelons, green on the outside but red on the inside

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u/DavidAdamsAuthor - Centrist 3d ago

"Anyone who disagrees with my liberal policies is a NAZI and deserves to be ridiculed, abused, assaulted, or even murdered!" - God's most liberty and freedom loving lib

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u/YellingAtClouds234 - Left 3d ago

That's why orange exists

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u/TheAzureMage - Lib-Right 3d ago

The UK flag clearly labels them as authcenter.

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u/Few_Move_4594 - Centrist 3d ago

Yeah like why is choking auth left? That's a centrist kink if I've ever heard of one.

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u/imMakingA-UnityGame - Auth-Right 3d ago

This is liberal feminist nonsense rightfully pointed at them.

A real auth would ban all porn

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u/guehguehgueh - Lib-Center 3d ago

I like how authright manages to paint liberal feminists as being both anti-sex/porn and whores simultaneously

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u/ceilingfan12345 - Lib-Center 3d ago

Somehow they kind of are...

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u/imMakingA-UnityGame - Auth-Right 3d ago

Based

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u/McMenz_ - Lib-Right 3d ago edited 3d ago

There’s a very nuanced position from lib left that sex workers / porn workers are real workers to be respected but at the same time often oppressed and anyone using them is supporting oppression, unless the users are women or disabled in which case it’s liberating. God forbid anyone criticise the literal bestiality porn that’s become so prevalent in women’s smut literature.

They are also very pro women dressing slutty/immodestly unless it’s someone they suspect is not lib left doing it (e.g. Sydney Sweeney), at which point it becomes damaging to women.

You can go down the list lib of prominent left issues and see there’s often contradictions and cognitive dissonance if it doesn’t also fit in with their intersectionality views. High profile rape cases (but not if the culprit is a minority), body shaming and misogyny (but not if they’re ‘MAGA’), body objectification in media (but not if it’s men), violence against women (but not if the culprit is a minority), etc.

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u/dragonmp93 - Lib-Left 3d ago

Sydney Sweeney is basically the walking embodiment of rent-lowering gunshots.

After the jeans debacle, she did the sports commercial and she is back to being considered a hollywood whore.

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u/InsaneJD - Lib-Left 3d ago

One thing I found hilarious is LibLeft is supposed to be against body-shaming and judging people by their looks, yet they always call MAGA a version of "fat, ugly old fucks." At least when MAGA makes another AI post of a fat liberal woman crying I expect the body-shaming from them. I just dgaf personally. I'm a fat retard and I'll still call my opposition fat retards because chances are I'm usually right.

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u/McMenz_ - Lib-Right 3d ago

Based and retard pilled

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u/Overkillengine - Lib-Right 3d ago edited 3d ago

Have you not paid attention? Their (liberal feminists) stance is entirely predicated on personal benefit at any given time.

So yes, that bloc as a whole comes across as absolutely schizo when it comes to the sex positive or sex negative divide.

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u/Scrumpledee - Lib-Center 3d ago

Their (liberal feminists) stance is entirely predicated on personal benefit at any given time.

So basically like every other quadrant?

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u/Overkillengine - Lib-Right 3d ago

Guess they shouldn't try to pretend they are somehow more moral than everyone else then, hmm?

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u/dragonmp93 - Lib-Left 3d ago

You mean like voting for Trump in 2024 was the common sense vote to stop the liberal hysteria ?

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u/dragonmp93 - Lib-Left 3d ago

You know that they split into two groups, right ?

The "watching porn is rape" crowd are the ones that called TERFs.

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u/Holderlin70 - Centrist 3d ago

I meeeean

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u/Plennhar - Lib-Right 3d ago

Lib-Left are lib in name only.

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u/Thunderhammer29 - Right 3d ago

LINO?

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u/krafterinho - Centrist 3d ago

The absolute irony of a libright saying that

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u/wasabi1787 - Lib-Center 3d ago

I think they are labeling porn itself yellow, not the banning of it as yellow

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u/Numerous-Gur-9008 - Right 3d ago

But no ban on first cousin marriage still?

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u/jungleass98 - Centrist 3d ago

You can fuck your first cousin. But ya cant spank it to them

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u/Melank - Centrist 2d ago

If I’m not mistaken they banned basically every type of incest except the cousin one lol

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u/kuroiokami1 - Lib-Center 2d ago

Can't ban what made the royal family possible

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u/DagonG2021 - Lib-Right 3d ago

That would be bigotry

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u/Numerous-Gur-9008 - Right 2d ago

Why isn't this?

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u/Weewoes - Centrist 2d ago

Can't upset the Muslims.

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u/Vexonte - Right 3d ago

What the British government wants

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u/they_do_it_forfree - Auth-Center 3d ago

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM - Auth-Left 3d ago

but her wrist

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u/they_do_it_forfree - Auth-Center 3d ago

Need to keep it strong through regular exercise

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u/rich677 - Right 3d ago

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u/KalegNar - Centrist 3d ago

Britain is becoming based.

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u/M90Motorway - Lib-Center 3d ago

Of course naturally, actual cousin marriages are promoted and even encouraged by the NHS, (https://www.bmj.com/content/391/bmj.r2061) because that would be bigoted, wouldn’t it?

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u/JorgitoEstrella - Centrist 3d ago

Next you will need to sign a document every time you goon.

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u/fingamouse - Lib-Right 3d ago

Well you need to give over your ID on every sight that follows UK law unless you get a VPN to pay for your right to privacy

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u/AKoolPopTart - Lib-Center 3d ago

looicense to goon

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u/uvero - Lib-Left 3d ago

Don't knock it till you try it

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u/chasin990 - Auth-Right 3d ago

govern me harder daddy

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie - Lib-Right 3d ago

Government domination porn is also going to be outlawed, the constable will be around to arrest you shortly.

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u/chasin990 - Auth-Right 3d ago

im muslim so they wont touch me

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie - Lib-Right 3d ago

Oh shit my bad. Inshallah brother.

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u/Renix121 - Centrist 3d ago

JAV industry in shambles

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u/Leon3226 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Actual incest will remain legal btw, because banning it will upset certain voting demographics.

The nanny state shit is so tiresome. Yeah, the fake stepsister stucking in washing-machine clickbaits were the real problem, THAT was the horrible thing haunting people the most

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u/bl1y - Lib-Center 3d ago

The fake stepsister stuff is kinda bizarre. We already know that the people aren't actually related, they're actors. But then on top of that, they're pretending to be not actually related.

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u/Writer13377 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Right? It’s such sissy bullshit, give me the real interesting stuff

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u/Writer13377 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Based and you forgot ONI pilled

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u/PurpleSmoke91 - Lib-Center 3d ago

Personally I hate it. It's one of the main reasons I don't look at porn. The most I look at is like gifs of women now if I look at anything.

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u/Not_Neville - Centrist 2d ago

Weather girls on Youtube

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u/Majestic-Bell-7111 - Lib-Center 3d ago

Same reason i moved to yiff for my porn needs.

The entirety of the adult film industry gives me the ick, from pretend incest in most professional studios to the treatment of actors and other staff at those studios.

Not to mention how well shit is categorized on e6 and diversity of the art both style wise and kink wise

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u/Gatesofhell2120 - Centrist 3d ago

You know what? Props for owning it.

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u/Akiias - Centrist 3d ago

Would a step sister even technically fall under this rule?

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u/InfusionOfYellow - Centrist 3d ago

I looked it up, "step" and "foster" stuff is banned if one of the actors is pretending to be under 18.  Otherwise, it's "parent, grandparent, child, grandchild, brother, sister, half-brother, half-sister, uncle, aunt, nephew or niece," i.e. consanguinity of .25 or above.

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u/wvj - Lib-Center 3d ago

Underaged & true incest RP was already so legally dodgy (ie US Supreme Court 'know it when you see it' standard) no company is going to produce it, so that seems like it will basically have no effect on any studio content?

'Help me step brother' is already the cover-your-bases (while getting around the bases) move.

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u/Kilroy0497 - Lib-Left 3d ago

Yeah I was gonna say, if they’re gonna ban incest you gotta kick the royal family to the curb. It’s illegal now, thems the rules they gotta have a loisounce for that.

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u/YakubSoldier - Lib-Right 3d ago

it's one o the coolest things about monarchy man, cmon

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u/OTap1 - Lib-Center 3d ago

Well, okay, but it was pretty fuckin bad.

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u/Leon3226 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Actual nothingburger tbh, let's also start clutching pearls over calling someone a motherfucker.

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u/CrazyCreeps9182 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Sounds like you're promoting incest to me m8

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u/ElBongDeltorino - Auth-Center 3d ago

You understand that pornographic actors filming incest scenes typically aren't actually related right?

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u/CrazyCreeps9182 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Next you'll tell me the stripper doesn't love me

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u/ElBongDeltorino - Auth-Center 3d ago

I would never say that, in fact I have been dating one for a few years now and we are madly in love.

Kinda weird that she still only wants to meet after I pay for a VIP room in the club... but I'm sure its just where she feels comfortable!

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie - Lib-Right 3d ago

I like the inclusion of "typically" to cover your bases.

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u/ElBongDeltorino - Auth-Center 3d ago

I did have to sneak that one in lol.

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u/Overkillengine - Lib-Right 3d ago

We all know some reddit midwit degen would come out of the woodwork with an isolated example thinking it invalidates the premise.

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u/local_meme_dealer45 - Lib-Center 3d ago

In Britain they jail you for owning Game of Thrones.

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u/_R_A_ - Lib-Right 3d ago

That's one way to reduce unflattering depictions of the royal family.

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u/they_do_it_forfree - Auth-Center 3d ago

Okay, another wild thing is that the UK won't ban incest/cousin marriages, but that weird shit being fake in porn is where they draw the line? lmao

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u/secretly_a_zombie - Auth-Right 3d ago

Us in Sweden just recently did btw, while the right, moderates and Swedish democrats were still in power.

https://www.riksdagen.se/en/news/articles/2026/may/26/marriage-between-cousins-and-other-close-relatives_cms62ab44e1-8c3f-435e-87e7-4c1b622e21faen/

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u/Spare_Elderberry_418 - Auth-Center 3d ago

It is very weird in the United States where cousin marriage is illegal in pretty much most of the country, but two of the biggest holdouts are New York and California.

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u/TRP_Embo05 - Right 3d ago

Wouldn't want to alienate a specific demographic...

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u/slyfly5 - Lib-Right 3d ago

That bans all that step mom stuff? Or step sister? That’s like 90% of porn lol

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u/bl1y - Lib-Center 3d ago

I'd assume it wouldn't because it's always step whatever, not actual incest.

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u/Alokir - Lib-Left 3d ago

In a few months, 90% of UK pornhub content will be about a "landlady" or a "roommate" instead of stepmom and stepsis.

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u/keeleon - Centrist 2d ago

And then they'll ban that.

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u/crackcrackcracks - Lib-Left 3d ago

Eventually the only thing left will be scientific depictions of missionary soaking, seems the UK is going the way of the Mormon.

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u/Melodic_Performer921 - Lib-Right 2d ago

More like the way of the muslim

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u/RayCumfartTheFirst - Right 3d ago

Bans incest porn while inviting millions of cousin fuckers into the country while ordering NHS staff to be more accepting of it.

Such a dynamic country!

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u/Dramatic_Science_681 - Lib-Right 3d ago

>ban incest in porn
>refuse to ban it irl

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u/nateralph - Right 3d ago

No one look at the history of the royal family

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u/Jomega6 - Centrist 3d ago

Easily the worst thing the UK has ever done, ever 😔

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u/Monochromatic_Kuma2 - Centrist 3d ago

You mean 6/11?

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u/WarpStormEchelon - Auth-Center 3d ago

Wrong colours on the British government part we know the dogs are Authleft

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u/TRP_Embo05 - Right 3d ago

No fake incest porn but you can marry your cousin.

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u/Internal-West-2074 - Centrist 3d ago

Spanking still on the menu boys!

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u/Tells-Tragedies - Lib-Right 3d ago

OP thinks British government is lib-left.

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u/Alexius_Psellos - Auth-Right 3d ago

Op is lib left(closet watermelon), highlighters check out.

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u/Proof-Insect-3379 - Auth-Center 3d ago

Banning incest porn is some crazy shit.

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u/GhostsOfLectricity - Lib-Right 3d ago edited 3d ago

That one conservative podcaster on X is glad he doesn't live in the UK right now

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u/GhostedIC - Lib-Center 3d ago

To be fair, most people are glad they don't live in the UK.

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u/Contranovae - Lib-Center 3d ago

Actual incest, first cousin marriages that are 99.99% pakifstani muslim are still allowed in the YooKay and are of course putting strain on the NHS and treasury.

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u/clon3man - Lib-Center 2d ago

Did they reverse their ban on facesitting or is that still considered choking

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u/endstagefabianism - Lib-Right 3d ago

Remember remember the fifth of November…

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u/NarrowMidnight9083 - Right 3d ago

Same people telling us we shouldn't care what consenting adults do in their homes btw.

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u/Mean-Reveal141 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Just another way for government to censor and control the internet.

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u/AgapeAnus - Centrist 3d ago

You're talking about a country where fisting porn is banned, they're not a serious country. They haven't been for about 75 years.

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u/omry1526 - Lib-Left 3d ago

Meanwhile certain nationalities force 13 year olds to marry "back home" while on refugee status 

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u/Torchwood84 - Centrist 3d ago

I’m genuinely interested in an answer to this.

I just started Playing Hellraiser Revival and that game includes early on footage of the main character having violent sex with his girlfriend where he chokes her. Is that now going to have to be banned? What about movies that have sex scenes where choking is involved? Do those now need to be edited or banned from UK screens?

I honestly don’t know the answer to this.

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u/Visible-Management63 - Right 3d ago

I'm not sure the government knows either. Or cares.

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u/a_mimsy_borogove - Centrist 3d ago

I don't watch any kind of porn (not for moral reasons, just no interest), but the idea of a government regulating which kind of fiction is allowed just seems very wrong.

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u/megs1120 - Lib-Left 3d ago

DO. NOT. KINKSHAME.

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u/PlantationMint - Lib-Left 3d ago

Imaginary children must be protected at all costs

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u/YakubSoldier - Lib-Right 3d ago

Will they ban pornographic literature too?

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u/Dense-Sort-3867 - Centrist 3d ago

Totally unrelated, but I went on a trip to AZ a while back and apparently they have a separate phub landing page for that state with some fucking weird videos.

I didn't get off but I know how to wash my hands now.

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u/somewhataccurate - Lib-Center 3d ago

oh yeah you dirty boy, wash those filthy paws

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u/TheRealTayler - Lib-Left 3d ago

No. It's authright, bro. We all know authright is obsessed with puritan culture and supposed old "traditonalism" that has never really existed the way they imagine it. You don't see authright Christian nationalists banning porn? I mean come on, dude.

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u/xNightmareBeta - Centrist 3d ago

Everyone download quick!!! Lib right is wojak triggered with the hands meme

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u/akade19961 - Lib-Center 3d ago

Does choking really belong with those other two?

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u/Uptight_Technocrat12 - Auth-Left 3d ago

This.....is democracy manifest! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS

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u/SuicideSpeedrun - Centrist 3d ago

Reminds me of when brits banned facesitting(or something) porn then women realized "wait, that affects us too" and staged facesitting protests to bring it back

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u/SneakyBadAss - Auth-Center 3d ago

And you know what is more funnier? This only apply to straight sex.

Penetrative sex when it's a man penetrating a woman?-Werbotten.

When it's a woman with a dildo or strap-on, regardless of sex? Allowed

When it's a woman with oral on another woman? Allowed.

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u/InSearchOfTyrael - Centrist 3d ago

fuck bri*ish and their stupid nanny state government.

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u/they_do_it_forfree - Auth-Center 3d ago

Real talk though, why the hell does so much porn have weird step- incest shit, random choking or face slapping, or weird shit like spitting in people's mouths?

I have to watch lesbian stuff only because the straight stuff has so much random gross shit or violence.

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u/Worldly_Car912 - Centrist 3d ago

My cope for the step-incest stuff is that it's just something most people ignore, but it still brings in a small weird group of guys so they still put in there for them.

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u/ElBongDeltorino - Auth-Center 3d ago

Thank God my degenerate porn topics are so much weirder than what you consider bad that you and the government don't even know about them to ban lol.

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u/they_do_it_forfree - Auth-Center 3d ago

Your assigned NSA agent probably cries themselves to sleep each night :(

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u/ElBongDeltorino - Auth-Center 3d ago

I really feel bad for the dude and hope the pay is somehow worth it.

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u/they_do_it_forfree - Auth-Center 3d ago

Poor bastard had dreams of being on the FBI and being like one of the peeps on Criminal Minds, saving people and stopping monsters. Instead, they have to watch you watch fecal porn.

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u/Spare_Elderberry_418 - Auth-Center 3d ago edited 3d ago

There is two main veins for fetishes: Ones that deal with power, and ones that deal with disgust. Feelings of being powerful or powerless often sexually arouses people. That is where choking, slapping, BDSM, fem dom, and all the other degen shit like that comes from. 

Disgust is the other one. Some people are curious and excited by the unknown or the forbidden. That which they know they can't or shouldn't have but still want anyways. This is where the incest, raceplay in the south, gay or lesbian, or the various more disgusting shit with excrement come from. 

The fact they are already on the hub to begin with means they already mentally feeling transgressive. So why shouldn't they go further? 

TLDR Humans are disgusting, stupid creatures.

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u/Deferty - Right 3d ago

I’d change your word ‘disgust’ to taboo but it’s also so much more varied than that.

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u/i_want_to_be_unique - Lib-Center 3d ago

The answer to that step/incest question that makes the most sense to me is that it’s an addition to the video that appeals to people with that particular fetish, while also usually being just a minor dialogue thing that people without that fetish can just ignore.

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u/GhostsOfLectricity - Lib-Right 3d ago

I have to watch lesbian stuff 

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie - Lib-Right 3d ago

Is that Candace Owens?

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u/GhostsOfLectricity - Lib-Right 3d ago

Yep

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u/they_do_it_forfree - Auth-Center 3d ago

I mean, 2 chicks is nice. But I would like some variety that doesn't involve banging your sister or nearly strangling someone to death.

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u/CyberCephalopod - Centrist 3d ago

I can't explain the incest part aside from maybe excessive sheltering but the rest is typically trauma.

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u/Jayngyun - Centrist 3d ago

Step sibling/parent porn was a work around from mainstream sites banning the use of teen or barely legal.

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u/casulmemer - Centrist 3d ago

The “Have” is great here.

No choice.. must goon..

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u/Teratofishia - Lib-Left 3d ago

Humans are freaky. Seriously, that's it, that's the answer. We're a bunch of weird, kinky fucks. A lot of the stuff people wanna pretend is way is out there is honestly pretty common.

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u/PmButtPics4ADrawing - Lib-Left 3d ago

For a lot of people the appeal of incest porn is just the taboo and not really the incest itself. Also it's easy for producers to just take a regular porn scene and throw in a few lines of dialogue to make it incest, so that's why there's so much of it

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u/SiPhoenix - Lib-Right 3d ago

Government should be red and blue, choking should be green

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u/Remote_Cantaloupe - Lib-Left 3d ago

Strange how they're not banning interracial given how racist it has been, given people can be accused of crimes for their twitter posts.

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u/YandereTeemo - Auth-Right 3d ago

When the slope is too slippery.

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u/camosnipe1 - Lib-Right 3d ago

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cmpqgepejr2rov

The new offences each carry a maximum penalty of five years' imprisonment, for publication.

According to the government, this could include uploading, posting or otherwise making the content available to someone online.

Possession, meanwhile, could include keeping an image stored on a phone, computer or in cloud storage, the government says.

Someone found to be in possession of images depicting sexual activity involving a person pretending to be under 16 could face up to three years' imprisonment, after 6 November.

Those found to be in possession of images depicting strangulation, suffocation or penetrative sexual activity between certain relatives could face up to two years' imprisonment.

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u/slobber_don 2d ago

I wouldn't say the UK government is libleft

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u/PermanentlyMC - Lib-Left 2d ago

green on british government

what

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u/DrFabio23 - Lib-Right 21h ago

Is that why the muslims are rioting?

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u/discourse_friendly - Right 3d ago

Censorship is awful, but so are those porn categories.

I'm still against censorship, but I wouldn't be putting any of those types of porn as my rallying cry :P

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u/RayCumfartTheFirst - Right 3d ago

But government use these topics as Trojan horses to slip in. It’s not about stopping this porn, it’s about expanding and reinforcing the legal and mechanistic apparatus to observe and record their citizens activities online. It’s not a coincidence that the government that imprisons people for tweets is doing this.

This is the same awkward problem with prosecutors charge stacking pedos.
“Oh when your computer downloaded the image and stored it in cookies when you looked at it? Reproduction charge!
It got synced to your one-drive automatically? Distribution!”

Obviously, nobody wants to be that guy defending pedos so they let it slide, which is fair enough. But when the government gets to wrap their bullshit in that reluctance like a shroud- that reluctance becomes a problem.

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u/discourse_friendly - Right 3d ago

I agree. I'm against censorship of things I find awful and objectional .

though I draw the line at CP.

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u/xchaibard - Lib-Center 3d ago

“The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.”

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u/Leon3226 - Lib-Right 3d ago

Based

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u/TheWheatOne - Centrist 3d ago edited 3d ago

First they came for....

People cheer at targets that they dislike getting taken down, yet people are still surprised when they are targeted later.

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u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge - Left 3d ago

The thin edge of the wedge. The quote is from HL Mencken for anyone interested.

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u/Juan_Akissyu - Lib-Center 3d ago

based and agreed

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u/Keranan37 - Centrist 3d ago

And I'm sure the British government won't make this law super broad so they can basically ban all porn because that is DEFINITELY not something the BRITISH GOVERNMENT would do

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u/Deferty - Right 3d ago

Choking is definitely more of a woman thing in my opinion. So many women are into it and I promise you the porn is not the exposure that got them into it.

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u/EvanMcc18 - Right 3d ago

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u/DumbNTough - Lib-Right 3d ago

The enforcement unit for this policy is going to be a weird place to work

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u/oppressed_user - Centrist 3d ago

It sucks being a brit as it seems

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u/FatFerretShid - Centrist 3d ago

They do everything but go after actual criminals.