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u/Techknightly 1d ago
And she moved her whole family there to DC for this new job. *smdh*
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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 1d ago
If I had a nickle for every time a lettuce outlaated a public government figure, I'd have at least 2 nickels.
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened at least twice.
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u/sohcahtoa 1d ago
Scaramucci lasted 2.2 Zacharias. How long does a head of lettuce last?
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u/Mddcat04 1d ago
At least 45 days. (That was Liz Truss’ term) and the lettuce “won” that one. Apparently it was discolored but not totally rotten by the end.
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u/sohcahtoa 1d ago
I didn't expect lettuce to last nine Zacharias. That's good lettuce.
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u/Mddcat04 1d ago
Yeah, I’m a bit skeptical that it was still edible by the end, but the whole thing is still very funny.
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u/sohcahtoa 1d ago
Being funny is all that matter here. Besides, it's the only good we can expect from this joke of an administration with a clown at the helm.
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u/DadJokeBadJoke 1d ago
How long does a head of lettuce last?
About two minutes in your stomach these days.
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u/DangerousCyclone 1d ago
It's astounding how someone's beaten Scaramucci's record. Also weird how "Yeah I may have said I was a lawyer because I graduated law school" is worse than "yeah I beat my ex wife and am an insane alcoholic, but I make military manly"
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u/NancyGracesTesticles I ☑oted 2018 and 2020 23h ago
Her poor performancer turned him off of her. She wasn't central casting anymore. True it is weird that that is worse.
And I think butch and fabulous as probably a better description than manly.
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u/CV90_120 21h ago
Fact is we're probably going to have to retire the mooch, although it is a boss name. She really stamped her brevity on the position.
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u/captainp42 1d ago
In the thumbnail, I thought that was Libberty Bibberty in the middle.
Once I saw the entire image, I realized that Libberty Bibberty is smarter than anyone in the picture.
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u/Saucermote 20h ago
I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. If you didn't graduate or pass whatever certification, fine, usually, as long as you aren't trying to do something that requires that. Don't lie about it and especially don't omit information if it might affect others. Sure her job didn't require being a lawyer, but it gives you more authority in what you are saying if you are one.
No one would have cared she wasn't a member of the bar if she hadn't repeatedly said she was.
On the bright side, it wasn't a DoJ post.
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u/New_Faithlessness384 23h ago
People applying for jobs at McDonalds get more reviews than a press secretary of the white house. Incredible.
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u/chi_guy8 22h ago
Nobody is ever beating her record. Ever.
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u/redfacedquark 18h ago
I mean, technically the mooch was out before his first day on the job IIRC. It was one mooch after the announcement that he went.
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u/river_tree_nut 1d ago
The power of jesus did not compel her. You got to wear the correct baubles lady!!
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u/Codeviper828 1d ago
OOL on the lettuce; what???
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u/Codeviper828 8h ago
Ahhh, I definitely need to follow British politics better; that's phenomenal. Ty for the link
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u/pickle_sandwich Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 1d ago
She literally had her 15 minutes of fame.
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u/Mr_Lumbergh Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 10h ago
Did the Mooch last 11 days? I thought it was 10.
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u/mortgageletdown 1d ago
I do actually feel a little bad for her, it's not like she was evil or crooked (that we know of), just not appropriate for the job and getting dumped after 5 days on such a big stage has to be crippling to your self confidence.
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u/Tailrazor 15h ago
Lying about your qualifications is a little crooked. And working for this administration is hella cursed.
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u/agha0013 1d ago edited 1d ago
Well that was a fun week...
now she can focus on her.... er.... legal career... yeah
it's kinda funny to watch, like how was she picked for the job? Purely the image I would suppose, because hearing her talk makes it obvious she's not fit for any kind of speaking job, never mind any controversy around her supposed legal career and qualifications.