r/PoliticalHumor • u/okeysure69 • 18h ago

Same, same but different. Still same, same.

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u/neck-tourniquet 18h ago

She wants to motorboat that diaper.

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u/TJM18 12h ago

What a horrible day to be literate

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u/aj3012 8h ago

She is looking at Trump and thinking, "He's lip-smacking delicious!"

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u/LazAnarch 8h ago

I will never not laugh at this picture

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u/mt6606 15h ago

She hungry for sumthin' šŸ¤”

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u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 45m ago

By the looks of her she's ALWAYS hungry

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u/Jedi_Ninja 16h ago

Thought that was Roseanne at first.

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u/Bright_Hat550 16h ago

Literally took a screenshot for this then found your comment šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£.

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u/tribat 4h ago

You absolute bastardā€¦ now thatā€™s stuck in my brain

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u/Timmy24000 53m ago

She wants to eat him.

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u/Scaevus 17h ago

Those Ivanka clones degrade so fast with each generation.

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u/G3tsPlastered4Alvng 17h ago

You gotta wonder if thatā€™s whatā€™s going on in their heads. Are they actually hoping that if they remind him of his daughter he might be attracted to them?

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u/Scaevus 17h ago

A little of column A, a little of column B.

Zacharia is clearly not too bright, while Harp is an insane stalker.

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u/turdlepikle 10h ago

The smile on her face looks so creepy. She genuinely looks excited to be near Jabba the Hut here.

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u/gearstars 13h ago

Do they dream of electric sheep?

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u/americansherlock201 25m ago

They are hoping he likes them enough to put them in positions of power and to raise their social standing among the wealthy. Thatā€™s their only goal

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u/Hari_Azole 17h ago

I hate her the most.

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u/Tiberius_Kilgore 16h ago

Not crazy eyes?

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u/perihelion86 15h ago

What about hungry eyes

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u/FrankyFistalot 11h ago

She likes button mushrooms I thinkā€¦.

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u/tigertoothdada 10h ago

Nasty as fuck. But hilarious.

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u/FrankyFistalot 8h ago

I try my best lolā€¦.

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u/rhinosyphilis 14h ago

This is the one.

I wanna eat yaā€™. In the literal and figurative sense, praying mantis style.

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u/A-Bone 10h ago

GET IN MEH-BELLAY

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u/videoman7189 13h ago

All three of them want to make a Donald sandwich.

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u/darthneos 11h ago

Even Racoons have better taste than this Woman and they eat ducking trash

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u/socoyankee 10h ago

I think her tongue is out to

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u/sjmiv 8h ago

Mimi Bobeck IRL

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u/LaneMcD 8h ago

What an insult to Mimi šŸ˜†

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u/Cohens4thClient 9h ago

BIG KAREN IS HUNGRY

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u/DetroitMenefreghista 9h ago

MAGA Mimi Bobeck

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u/--Antitheist-- 8h ago

She looks like she plays "is it cake" way too much.

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u/throatsplooshers 5h ago

She always wins

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u/squicktones 8h ago

Pre-salad-tossing lip lick!

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u/OrionsRum 1h ago

Nah we like hungry eyes. Sheā€™s lightens the mood

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u/TheTipsyWizard 56m ago

She wants to gob all over a tiny musty mushroom šŸ„ šŸ†

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u/Billbo56 35m ago

Always cracks me up.

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u/jhguth 9h ago

Gerry Dee is really talented

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u/psychoacer 16h ago

Why would she try to deceive you?

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u/perihelion86 15h ago

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u/Chocopuffz 10h ago

That looks like Sam Altman with blonde hair!

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u/toxcrusadr 9h ago

What even is that?!

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u/capital_bj 8h ago

I believe it's Elizabeth Holmes and her unblinking eyes

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u/Kobe8 12h ago

She has the Elon frown smile.

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u/NotAUserNamm I ā˜‘oted 2024 10h ago

She looks like her husband started cooking meth to pay for his cancer treatment

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u/sklerson89 17h ago

Sorry ladies, he's only interested in your granddaughters

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u/infctr 16h ago

Greatgranddaughters

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u/RevWaldo 15h ago

Nah, he ain't turning that down.

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u/psychoacer 16h ago

Natalie really wanted to throw her out of the helicopter

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u/Anubis-Jute 15h ago

My theory is the Human Printer made extra sure to show him all the worst news available on how K-Zac bombed, so sheā€™d never have to have another cramped helicopter smile-off for his attention again!

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u/RootHogOrDieTrying 12h ago

There were certainly a lot of leaks about KZac in a short time. I agree that Natalie is the most likely culprit.

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u/Wheezy_breeze 15h ago

Grandpa Munster is not a fair personality comparison but

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u/rhinosyphilis 13h ago

What a sad sad pathetic old tub of shit.

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u/punktualPorcupine 15h ago

Did the bleach rot their brain and turn the into republicans or where they always like that?

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u/SameAsItEverWas6370 15h ago

Once a coward ass follower always a coward ass follower no matter what age

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u/justadubliner 8h ago

My hair has faded to pale blonde in my sixties. I was hoping for a grey to avoid looking liking like one of these women. Still my diabolical grooming still probably does the job. That and I've never worn a sheath dress or blazer or set of pearls in my life.

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u/Timmmeeeee 13h ago

What did Trumps mother look like? Just a question...

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u/UnderwaterRobot 12h ago

Literally exactly like him. šŸ¤¢

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u/m1k3hunt 6h ago

I can just hear how raspy this picture is. Like the social workers from Beetlejuice.

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u/IdleOsprey 14h ago

Republicunts.

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u/CliffBiffington 10h ago

Same scene.

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u/DantheDutchGuy 17h ago

They just really, really want to be abused

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u/drlyle 12h ago

imagine being with him on the helicopter and he farts.

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u/Domi4 15h ago

NoKo style shit

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u/GoubD 10h ago

This is just gross on so many levels.

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u/rvingthrulife 9h ago

He likes the nazi frau look.

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u/jcooli09 5h ago

Ten of the worst Americans around.

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u/ellecon 11h ago

This is why I dyed my hair

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u/NoMoreKarmaHere 10h ago

They say babies are attracted to blonde haired women more than dark haired women. Apparently this also applies to men who have the mentality of a baby

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u/Hostile_SS 9h ago

Lol. True!

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u/Own-Cupcake7586 9h ago

Not helping the ā€œdumb blondeā€ stereotype.

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u/artificerone 9h ago

We should design proper gang jackets for these slobs. Like leather or Letterman jackets.

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u/corporatewazzack 8h ago

It feels like an episode of a halloween show where aliens disguised as blonde wigs hijack people. Except all the people are just commonly evil fuckfaces.

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u/Topher0gr 8h ago

This lady gets me every time ā€¦.

Thirsty as fuck!

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u/golden-tongue 8h ago

Emotional Support Blondes

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u/flappypancaker 8h ago

Talk about a fucking mind virus

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u/DistanceToEmpty 7h ago

A Mar-a-Lago 10 is a NYC 4. Change my mind.

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u/mybotanyaccount 7h ago

His face looks like a old nut sack and theyre still drooling all over him... Religion is a fucked up drug

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u/Chrisdkn619 4h ago

I'll never understand

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u/userunknowned 52m ago

Some things Iā€™ll just never understand

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u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 44m ago

Fatty on the right lookin at trump like he's a double meat and diarrhea sammich

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u/Ironshigh 9h ago

The crazy thing is, all of them are too old for him

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u/Mecha-Dave 7h ago

I don't think the equipment works any more so he just gets off on the diaper changes.