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u/Lord_Petyr_PoppyCock 2d ago

The people who believe this are the same ones who believe that schools provide litter boxes in the bathrooms. Unfortunately...these people DO exist.

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u/mcallanman 2d ago

And they vote.

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u/Certain_Statement_82 2d ago

And it’s not many but it’s probably far more people than you think.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 2d ago

Litter boxes are in every classroom. They are there for students to use in lockdowns.

The NRA started the lie they were for furries, so people wouldn't talk about school shootings.

But the litter boxes are in schools.

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u/BigDaddySteve999 2d ago

No school has litter boxes. Maybe someone at some school brainstormed the idea to have litter for lockdowns, but I have yet to see any evidence that the idea was ever implemented. Source: I have 2 kids in school who do lockdown drills and don't have cat litter in their classrooms.

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u/12TheRedOne12 2d ago

Isn't the Cat litter and sawdust to clean up blood from an active shooter?

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