r/PoliticalHumor • u/TheLateWalderFrey Elon Musk fears me • 19h ago

Dateline White House: Introducing the new Press Secretary

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u/sexeveg314 18h ago

This is a fundamental misunderstanding of who the master and flunky are in this relationship.

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u/jpric155 8h ago

Fr. It should be trump with the wig on. He's already wearing makeup and high heels talking about dudes dicks and asses.

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u/EquinsuOcha 16h ago

The old Reverse Lewinsky.

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u/irrigated_liver 9h ago

Not necessarily. Info comes from Russia, filters through Trump admin, get regurgitated by press secretary. This merely streamlines the process by cutting out the middlemen.

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u/Klotzster 19h ago

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain

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u/Unusual-Taste69 18h ago

I vote for Samuel L Jackson.

"I'm tired of these motherfucking republicans in this motherfucking office"

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u/YikesTheCat 14h ago

"Say Obama one more time! I dare you! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

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u/m1k3hunt 7h ago

Obama already did it. He hired Keegan-Michael Key.

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u/A4t1musD4ag0n 19h ago

Kremlina

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u/scrume71 18h ago

Has to be “Ka.” I was thinking Kaladimir, but I do like Karemlina.

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u/DieMensch-Maschine 14h ago

Kaputina Kremlina

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u/giftopherz 17h ago

Kalashnikov?

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u/exgiexpcv 14h ago

Kremlina Krasnovovich!

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u/omgBBQpizza 14h ago

Not plastic enough

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u/Manos_Of_Fate I ☑oted 2018 6h ago

Crank Yankers remake?

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u/Sonnycrocketto 19h ago

Putina.

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u/FishFart 6h ago

Vladmina Putina

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u/bass248 16h ago

That doesn't start with the letter K

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u/ComfortablyNumb2425 18h ago

She has the blond hair- that's the only qualifications needed.

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u/darmabum 15h ago

Wait I saw her on horseback once, topless.

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u/wintershark_ 18h ago

Every reporter who asks her a tough question mysteriously falls out a window later that day.

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u/icepod 17h ago

Nope, Trump will hire people who he thinks he can f*ck, not the people who f*ck him.

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u/HurlingFruit 17h ago

I have a strong feeling that this one is going to work out.

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u/Glorypoles 18h ago

It's funny though the context of the joke is too real.

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u/Reg_Cliff 16h ago

For those of us who spend ages photoshopping stuff....

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u/PRforThey 14h ago

Did you think the image was real?

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u/YikesTheCat 14h ago

Yes. I just thought Putin found a new shampoo that works well for him.

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u/Generaldar 14h ago

anything is possible with this administration

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u/Reg_Cliff 14h ago

That's a pretty fucking inane question. WTF is wrong with you? AI isn't allowed. Photoshop is allowed, but this isn't Photoshop. It's AI-generated. Stop wasting everyone's time with stupid questions.

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u/TheLateWalderFrey Elon Musk fears me 9h ago

What if it was Photoshop's own built-in AI, umm err SI?

Just about every fucking thing has its own AI in one form or another these days. It's hard to escape it.

I think if the answer to "is it plausible?" is yes, then it should be perfectly acceptable.

It's not like those AI Bigfoot videos where 'foot finds a huge bag of booger sugar in the middle of the woods. As if a sane person would really leave that amount of cocaine behind.❄️❄️

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u/Reg_Cliff 8h ago

I get my Photoshop images removed all the time despite using ZERO AI. I have to post GIFs proving I actually made them in Photoshop. Meanwhile, you're so fucking lazy you couldn't even generate your own AI slop. You just stole someone else's image and posted a lower-resolution copy. Then you spent more time writing a justification for breaking the rules than you did copying the image and coming up with that stupid title.

Can you do ANYTHING creative, or is wasting everyone else's time the extent of your talent?

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u/Objective_Union4523 10h ago

So you used AI to determine this AI.

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u/Reg_Cliff 8h ago

Actually, no. I spent fucking AGES trying to reverse-image-search this picture and find the original elements. The microphones are from Trump's first term. In his second term, they used microphones mounted on the outside. I couldn't find anyone wearing that pink jacket, white shirt and pearls, or even find the jacket as a separate image. It's not a simple face-swap. Know why I went to all that fucking trouble? Because I'm sick and fucking tired of people casually labelling my Photoshop work as AI slop when I've spent hours making it. I have to post GIFs proving my work is genuine Photoshop, and I've had posts removed after 15 minutes, then waited a fucking day for a moderator to review the evidence and reinstate them. So yes, AFTER doing all that research, I checked AI detector sites as a final sanity check before reporting it. That's the fucking difference. I do the work before making accusations. Maybe try getting your facts straight before being a smart-ass. You're the human equivalent of a fucking pop-up ad.

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u/2leewhohot 17h ago

Valerie Putinka

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u/WorriedBlock2505 10h ago

She's kinda cute in a "I'm gonna invade your personal space and dominate you while you crimea river" kinda way. Just need some more leather and a whip to complete the look.

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u/Will_Yammer 17h ago

She's a beauty. One in a million girls.

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u/VaticRogue 19h ago

May as well get it directly from the source I guess.

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u/Coco-yogi 16h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Standard_Location762 16h ago

Press Secretary, Chief of Staff, Senior Advisor, and Foreign Relations Secretary.

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u/Melodic_Window_6146 15h ago

Ha, ha ... Is her name Kputinka? I assume eliminating all media except Fox and Truth Social tweets is the first order of priority.

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u/anynamesleft 15h ago

Image not found? What Russian stooge erased it?

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u/Mega_Trix 15h ago

Kelly-anne Putin

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u/j--__ 15h ago

so he's hired a real shorty this time

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u/Outrageous-Pie-4586 14h ago

She needs botox and MAGA makeup, she looks too woke for Trump's office.

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u/Apart_Ad497 14h ago

Oh hi mark

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u/tepidlymundane 14h ago

From the thumbnail I was expecting Druski

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u/TheFridgeNinja 13h ago

I hear she practiced law in Russia.

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u/IFartOnCats4Fun 13h ago

Holy shit. I'm on mobile and I thought that was MTG until I clicked in.

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u/Simbuk 13h ago

Well that’s Putin on a brave face.

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u/pixeltweaker 12h ago

Hmmm, she looks oddly familiar but I just can’t place her.

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u/plsobeytrafficlights 12h ago

at least she understands trump's policies and talking points, even future goals- better than anyone.

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u/DeadSol 12h ago

100%

Trump is Putin's bitch.

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u/SoyEseVato 12h ago

Does she have an accent?

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u/mc1964 12h ago

I wanna see MTG get the job.

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u/Equivalent_Ebb_9532 12h ago

She/ he has already declared Trump likes it in his butt.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 11h ago

Kladimir Putin

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u/dirtyitalianguy 11h ago

Good evenings comrade America...

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u/Objective_Union4523 10h ago

Rare post that makes me laugh. Nice.

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u/nydjason 9h ago

Plays Tengen Tetris on the weekend.

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u/bjdevar25 9h ago

Well, he did like the senators ass, so a drag queen could be in the running.

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u/DaBrokenMeta 8h ago

This is highly offensive to our current administration! We are finally great again! 

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u/shilgrod 7h ago

I literally thought it was Marjory until I zoomed on....potatoes pahtato I girss

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u/Radiomaster138 6h ago

I honestly wouldn’t be mad seeing Putin in a blonde wig acting as the Press Secretary. 🤣

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u/LuminousRaptor 6h ago

As someone with a Ukrainian-American spouse, all throughout 2024 people who were clearly voting Trump told us that "He'll be tougher on [Putin] than Kamala."

I hate that "I told you so" does so little for my in-laws. I cannot believe people who are so completely ignorant of *gestures at everything* could even possibly exist.

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u/puntmasterofthefells 5h ago

This is super-PG rated compared to the one going around Bluesky...

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u/Purgii 4h ago

Vladimira Puntang.

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u/Jani3D 4h ago

"Hey, real talks: Putin's just zis guy, you know?"

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u/stevedallas63 19h ago

Has to change name to something that starts with a “k”.

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u/Political_breeds 18h ago

Russia is the snake. Sanction Russia heavily because Russia is the snake.

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u/AwwwBawwws 19h ago

"Comrades, welcome to the James Brady Memorial Imperialist Press Room for briefing today. It is my honor and pleasure to stand before you today. Let us begin. Pravda, first question."

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u/lyon810 18h ago

That mouth looks all used up

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u/DistanceToEmpty 15h ago

Sigh... unzips