r/Portlandia • u/Snaefellsjokul • Aug 29 '26

Lance, the BBQ King

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576 Upvotes

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u/dodecaphonicism Aug 29 '26

The Pull Out King strikes again!

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u/CaptainMeathook Aug 29 '26

Pulled Pork King

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u/Snaefellsjokul Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

Ahh, damn. That one’s much better!!

15

u/Doodoopoopooheadman Aug 29 '26

I heard she got caught because when she forearm shook the judge a mountain lion didn’t roar in the distance.

3

u/TheChildIsHere Aug 30 '26

It was a loon’s call, and of course, then they all went “HEY!!” and then the paddy wagon came and took her to the town jail, where she’s making prison bbq out of grape jelly packets. True.

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u/Firm-Chemical949 Aug 29 '26

It’s about the BBQ. What difference does it make if you have a vagina or a reverse vagina?

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u/Chuyzapatist Aug 29 '26

You can really taste the insecurity in the meat when men compete with women. That’s my guess

2

u/sonofnalgene Aug 30 '26

It's all about the upovtes.

This is completely fake.

7

u/Chuyzapatist Aug 29 '26

Why was the bbq contest all male to begin with?

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u/PistachioGal99 Aug 30 '26

Modern day version of Yentl?