r/PoursTea • u/Ilikeinvestigating • Aug 30 '26

⚠️Trigger Warning⚠️ Preaching on a Airplane is wild.

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u/StrangeTomatillo8107 Aug 30 '26

I think that I should stand up and read the Quran in Arabic. I’m not even Muslim. I just think that others may want to hear it when they have no other choice

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u/Amazing-War3760 Aug 30 '26

Honestly I'd just stand up and start preaching the values of our lords Gaim and Geats... and depending on how things end.. Zeztz.

No one on the plane would have any bloody clue what I'm talking about, but it would interrupt them.

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u/Werechupacabra Aug 30 '26

I’ll read aloud from the book I read constantly as a child and turned to for inspiration, Truly Tasteless Jokes.

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u/MWBrooks1995 Aug 30 '26

r/UnexpectedKamenRider

https://giphy.com/gifs/LAgOlEkLwKowMzAyZ4

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u/Amazing-War3760 Aug 30 '26

All praise the savior of the night who has risen time and time again to fight darkness! ;)