r/PoursTea • u/Ilikeinvestigating • Aug 30 '26

⚠️Trigger Warning⚠️ Preaching on a Airplane is wild.

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u/MinistryOfCoup-th Aug 30 '26

The master plan is to eventually marry a horse. It's the evolution of man.

Straight marriage

Gay marriage

Horse marriage

My question is "Who gets to marry the horse?"

Are the homophobes worried that gay people are going to marry horses? What if a lesbian married a male horse? Is that allowed? Will she be shunned by the LGBT community and praised by farmers? What if a straight guy wants to marry a male horse? Will he be shunned by the straights? Is it even gay for a guy to marry a male horse? If a guy married a male horse, who gets to hang the sheets outside the window after they consummate their marriage?

So many questions. 🤔

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u/JamesantheGiantBeach Aug 30 '26

What if my horse is gay?

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u/SauronOfDucks Aug 30 '26

I'm so glad that your horse felt comfortable enough to come out of the closet and express their identity without fear 🏳️‍🌈

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u/JamesantheGiantBeach Aug 30 '26

I try to create a welcoming environment but I am worried about our wedding night. Will it truly be consummated or will the horse have other things on it's mind.

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u/Scoopski_Patata Aug 30 '26

It will carry you across the threshold, don't try it the other way around.

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