r/PoursTea • u/Ilikeinvestigating • Aug 30 '26

⚠️Trigger Warning⚠️ Preaching on a Airplane is wild.

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u/bsEEmsCE Aug 30 '26

"Get off my science machine you science denying lunatic!"

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u/Fossilhog Aug 30 '26

Thank you for the term "science machine". I'm going to start using it.

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u/3M2B1T Aug 30 '26

Be sure to shake your first and talk like Prof Farnsworth (of Futurama)

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u/Humble-Proposal-9994 Aug 30 '26

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u/PeyredB Aug 30 '26

"Goood nyews, everyone!"

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u/El_Scorcho_Barbarian Aug 30 '26

We must don these protective, lead-lined robes….

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u/jujubeenn Aug 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/FSpXufXN41Vw4
Science has failed our world…