r/PoursTea • Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 24d ago

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u/Weird-Girl-675 24d ago

He hates that this woman isn’t afraid of him.

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u/Lovahplant 24d ago

He can rage himself right into the grave

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u/ArchonFett 24d ago

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u/Lovahplant 24d ago

Tick-tock, it’s blood clot o’clock

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u/SylvieJay 24d ago

As the great Mr Jackson opined..

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u/Lovahplant 24d ago

I read your reply as “Mrs Jackson” before seeing the gif and I was thinking “I am for reeeeeeal” 😂

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u/Weird-Girl-675 24d ago

And now THAT is in my head.🤣

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u/Debalic 24d ago

The Muppets video is a banger

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u/interwovengirl 24d ago

“I am four eeeeeeels”

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u/Upstairs_Bus_3743 24d ago

Maybe we should offer some compensation to the clot. He may be enticed to do it quicker.

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u/OhioVsEverything 24d ago

She's the hero we need right now

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u/BigConstruction4247 24d ago

Can he hurry up? I mean seriously.

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u/Lovahplant 24d ago

I think if we all troll him hard enough, we might just push past that blood pressure boundary.

I’m sure none of us would ever advocate for harassing a senile old man….. but exceptions must be made.

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u/squadrupedal 24d ago

I refuse to believe that harassing a serial harasser is wrong or unjustified.

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u/xxDeadEyeDukxx 24d ago

Champagne remains in the refrigerator ready to be pulled out at a moments notice

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u/Capable-Sock9910 24d ago

Big beautiful obituary hurry up please

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u/ArdenJaguar 24d ago edited 24d ago

She deserves some kind of Female Journalist of the Year award for her ability to turn him into a little sniveling snowflake. 😭 ❄️

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u/DenC4 24d ago

You mean Journalist of the Year award.

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u/ArdenJaguar 24d ago

I was emphasizing the “Female” because women trigger him so much. But you are correct. 👍

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u/mermaidsoul02 24d ago

Smart, educated, well spoken, professional women in particular. He is such a mental midget.....among other things.

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u/hijklm7 24d ago

OMG, I have an idea. Give Caitlin Collins a Nobel Price (like they did Maria Ressa in 2021)

That would absolutely trigger him!

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u/ArdenJaguar 24d ago

He would spontaneously combust!

🍊 🔥 💥 😂

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u/-ungodlyhour- 24d ago

That may give him the stroke or cardiac arrest we are waiting for.

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u/Ragnarok_747 24d ago

That’s standard narcissism.
If they can’t control, they’re mad.

It’s absolutely pathetic.

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u/Painterzzz 24d ago

We live in such a strange timeline where legitimately life on Earth could be wiped out because an orange toddler narcissist throws a temper tantrum.

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u/squadrupedal 24d ago

At this point whatever it takes to be done with this orange faced bitch ass clown. At least we would be over this. But I do love living, so it’d be cooler if we just put decent people who actually appreciate life and humanity into positions of power.

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u/GravitasFailures 24d ago

Of course not, she’s never alone with him.

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u/Djaaf 24d ago

In the physical state he's in, even alone with him she could probably overpower him. I'm not sure he's still able to get up by himself if he ever falls.

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u/Lovahplant 24d ago

I’m just imagining the poop-splosion from his diaper if he fell on his backside. Have you ever seen a baby’s diaper blowout? It can go all the way up to the back of their neck 😂

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u/Safe_Artist_1756 24d ago

Like riding a bike in the mud.

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u/Lovahplant 24d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/0AfY8sEQpfbUBvA9VN
Natalie, leaving work every day

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u/yournamehere10bucks 24d ago

Leaving? Buddy, that is her arriving and thriving.

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u/Retired300 24d ago

OMG I almost fell off the chair on this one

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u/odinsen251a 24d ago

I'm not sure he'd be able to get it up if he wanted to.

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u/ScottyBoneman 24d ago

Yeah but he's so fuckin' greasy I almost don't want to,

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u/no_cults_no_problem 24d ago

I imagine it'd be like getting on the elliptical after the Hyrox shitter.

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u/Tuomas90 24d ago

He hates that this woman is absolutely dominating him.

Subby Trump.

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u/Aggressive-Cut-5400 24d ago

He hates women. Just that one a whole lot more than the rest.

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u/ThorKonnatZbv 24d ago

That's why he "likes" kids so much, he can bully them

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u/AmputeeHandModel 24d ago

lol he must've been so mad he kicked her out of the WH, and she followed him there.

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u/Few-Emergency-3791 24d ago

He’s not entirely wrong no one should be covering him .

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u/Intelligent-Town-231 24d ago

The only coverage on him should be asking about the Epstein files and his child raping involvement

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u/SMCDA15 24d ago

All the networks should just send women reporters all the time. Imagine, only women reporters show up at the white house. That would be incredible to see, him raging and cursing.

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u/Mother-Attention2600 24d ago

She should make him flinch. 

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u/JimMorrison71 24d ago

The way she just brushes him off is also incredible. She followed up immediately with another question like he didn’t even speak. A+

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u/NomoredatibgGWgirls 24d ago

He looked like such a whiny, petulant little bitch yelling at her, it was hilarious. MAGAs "Alpha" 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Gyrospherers 24d ago

I see enough maga posts to know that they're framing this like he walked into the UN and she was waiting in ambush like a stalker and that he just said the "You said you weren't going to cover me" line then walked off to give his speech.

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u/not_now_chaos 24d ago

All the MAGA cult has left to keep going is lies and delusions. If they let that go they might see what pathetic losers they are.

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u/ZenBreaking 24d ago

And AI slop

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u/Painterzzz 24d ago

AI slop does seem to have been deliberately created and targetted at exactly the Maga mindset doesn't it? I don't think it's an accident.

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u/Perelko 24d ago

It's because they're a vocal base + mostly stupid as sin.

They are also the most lazy individuals on the planet. Things going bad? Spit down! God forbid you direct your anger towards the real culprits.

Lazy lazy bastards, all of them

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u/Unlucky-Candidate198 24d ago

Lazy makes sense to me. Most are evangelicals and 99% of them give up their autonomy and decision making to a magical sky genie that’ll grant them wishes if they use their words to jerk them enough. Turns out he won’t though, but bless their hearts they still try.

Not a fun thought train this has turned out to be lol

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u/LivingVerinarian96 24d ago

That falls under lies and illusions. It doesn‘t even need to be convincing. It just needs to affirm their righteous (to them) anger. Remember Trump posting a video of him shitting on New York from a jet? Somehow people still support that clown show.

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u/PirateSanta_1 24d ago

Trumps statement is clearly saying he thinks they are there for him. The idea they are covering a larger event and not specifically him is inconceivable to him. It was the same when he was with Mamdani, every reporter was there for Trump according to his own delusions.

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u/Alert_Reindeer_6574 24d ago

He is a weak man's idea of a strong man.

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u/Eksposivo23 24d ago

And a poor man's idea of a successful man

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u/Retired300 24d ago

😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

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u/Rastrick 24d ago

I bet Trumps mom treated him like garbage. She probably loathed him. It would explain his hatred and derision of women.

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u/BigConstruction4247 24d ago

His father, too.

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u/laplongejr 24d ago

whatever your politics

The problem is that some people think "my leader should have an absolute right to tell 3rd parties what to do" is a reasonable preference that deserves to be put to a political debate.

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u/kerfuffle_dood 24d ago

Their other "alpha" is rfk jr. You know, the dude that in every photo taken of him looks like he needs all his will power just to remember how to breathe

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u/NomoredatibgGWgirls 24d ago

And who made a sweaty, homoerotic workout video with I Love Kids Rock, lest we forget.

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u/BSARIOL1 24d ago

Kaitlan is in his head

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u/Single_Usual_6563 24d ago

Yes she lives next door to Obama in his head!

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u/Frostyfraust 24d ago

Just down the road from Biden believe it or not.

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u/Pristine_Outcome3535 24d ago

Around the corner from Hillary

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u/JustAnotherAidWorker 24d ago

Oddly I think he has forgotten about Hillary, I haven't heard about him whine about her in awhile.

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u/Realistic-Bowl-566 24d ago

Don’t forget Liz Cheney has a condo in there!

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u/gorgeously_mytruself 24d ago

I have a suite up there too! You should see just how expansive the trans section is!

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u/LumpyBuy8447 24d ago

Is it larger or smaller than the section of the big muscley men he’s always fawning over?

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u/Honest-Abe2677 24d ago

He was getting pulled out of the steaming rubble at ground zero when he heroicly looked up and saw Muslims dancing and cheering in the streets in NJ. He had a very fascinating day on 9/11.

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u/Bigstar976 24d ago

She has the nerve to state objective reality. How dare she? /s

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u/Retired300 24d ago

I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it and in case you didn't know, I LOVE IT!!!!

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u/MiOWNd 24d ago

Which is why she'll be one of the first to go when CNN completes it full transformation to the dark side after the merger.

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u/According-Insect-992 Just Chill 😎 24d ago

She’ll have plenty of opportunities to choose from and could be better off at a more respectable outlet if she chooses wisely.

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u/Zuper_Dragon 24d ago

Kaitlyn Derangment Syndrome

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u/A220Pilot 24d ago

Attacking the reporter rather than actually answering the question. He's so goddamn pathetic.

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u/Retired300 24d ago

No one can even begin to reach the level of pathetic of that idiot.

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u/Physical_Noise_8484 24d ago

standard operating procedure

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u/AmputeeHandModel 24d ago

Just the usual Republican MO. They can never defend their position so they just go on the attack rather than explaining themselves. To them, the most aggressive person wins.

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u/Urban_Introvert 24d ago

He can’t answer the question

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u/Ordinary-Compote9558 24d ago

He's been avoiding accountability all his life. And it has always work so far.

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u/Infamous_7001 24d ago

Collins comeback is a perfect mic drop to the whining pig.

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u/MiddleBodyInjury 24d ago

Nah keep that mic right there and drive him out of office

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u/Dead_Internet69420 24d ago

I’d rather she said something more like “No, you said I wasn’t going to be covering you anymore.. but you were wrong. Again.”

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u/SECRETBLENDS 24d ago

Trump is the most bitchmade president in history.

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u/Retired300 24d ago

He's going to go down in history, and not the way he wants. And after he's gone, he'll go down to other much deserved places.

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u/Sticky_And_Sweet 24d ago

Trump makes me hope hell is real so he can burn there.

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u/cold_shot_27 24d ago

Hell is suck a dumb fucking concept. He’ll keep robbing America blind till he rots in the ground end stop.

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u/m3g4m4nnn 24d ago

"Yeah, but after he dies he'll be in so much trouble!!!"

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u/Honest-Abe2677 24d ago

He was told there would be no fact checking.

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u/Glass-Violinist-3549 The Timeline Sucks 24d ago

I’ve never seen an egotistical maniac with such low self-esteem prior to Trump.

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u/4444Grains 24d ago

He’s the classic, “I’m the piece of sh*t the world revolves around.”

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u/Virtual-Reach 24d ago

He doesn't like people smarter than him. 

He doesn't like the vast majority of people. 

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u/TerrorTedje 24d ago

Looks like he only likes kids.

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u/Ok_Security1721 24d ago

I just want one fucking reporter to, after Trump throws a tantrum and personal insults to avoid answering some woman’s question, the next reporter to simply say “answer her question please”

Just one. 

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u/Amazing_Scientist696 24d ago

Been waiting to see anyone say "Same question" and him loose what's left up there in real time

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u/Ok_Security1721 24d ago

God could you imagine the entire press room doing this? The first question triggering donny and the entire rest of the room just saying “same question?”

This is the kind of thing I picture when I REALLY need to cum as fast as possible

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u/Current-Square-4557 24d ago

I’m still disappointed that after “quiet, piggy,” all the reporters did not have a Spartacus moment and say “I’m piggy,” “No, I’m piggy,” “no, I’m piggy.”…

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u/Most_Ad7837 24d ago

Love that she never backs down and just continues to do her job. CNN should give her a damn raise.

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u/avast_ye_scoundrels 24d ago

Look for her to have her own show when… (checks notes)… Trumps buddy buys her network.

🤷‍♂️ shoot

I’m sure she’s way ahead of me though. Being an extremely liked and trusted reporter in an age of rampant mendacity has its benefits as the years roll on.

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u/BananasPineapple05 24d ago

Moron really did think his North Korea-style state-TV app would prevent journalists from reporting on him...

https://giphy.com/gifs/byYvc9meProt2

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u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire 24d ago

It completely bombed within hours on its first day of release...

https://giphy.com/gifs/2GaR4uwZUyCn6

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u/reigninspud 24d ago

They should have added Bowling For Burgers and Stanley Spadowski’s Clubhouse.

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u/DrAstralis 24d ago

voting for him is a sign you're either too evil or too stupid (or both) to be trusted with any decisions.

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u/mittenknittin 24d ago

"you said you weren't going to be covering me" as if he weren't the one who banned CNN from the White House. He's rewritten the narrative in his head to make it her fault

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u/ChardeeMacDennisGoG 24d ago

Ya...when did she say that?

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u/Wise-Calligrapher123 24d ago

This is one of his "Jedi mind tricks". He always puts what he wants/did onto other people. For example: "you hear about it, what you call the 'Russian hoax'...." Nobody calls what you did "the Russian hoax", except you, fool!

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u/guydoestuff 24d ago

That woman has more balls than his whole administration.

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u/PartyClient3447 24d ago

Trump neutered all the males in his administration, and Rs in congress too. Massie is trying to grow some back as is MTG.

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u/Kind-Handle3063 24d ago

He thinks it’s a restraining order

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u/unpaidintern4 24d ago

Kaitlan is so hot, smart and gives zero fucks. Trump can’t stand that, especially in a woman

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u/No_Sympathy402 24d ago

What an insecure, beyootch. Worst president ever

https://giphy.com/gifs/d1ytb3wOL6PiF1iSan

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u/jocoquecousteau 24d ago

We can’t have two more years of this mess. The most patriotic thing republicans can do is quit.

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u/DSharp018 24d ago

Skin so thin it makes rice paper look like a bomb proof shelter…

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u/Keletas 24d ago

Kaitlan Collins deserves a recognition for her integrity and professionalism and for not bending to the continuous abuse perpetrated by the pedophile POTUS. She’s more of a patriot than all those fake-america first republicans combined.

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u/extera658 24d ago

Donnie Dump is a pedophile, rapist, grifter, and traitor who still hasn’t released the Epstein files.

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u/theKalmier 24d ago

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u/Bitter-Marsupial 24d ago

Head says trump but body says Vance 

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u/CNJ08540 24d ago

Trump is a whiny old bitch.

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u/TankMan77450 24d ago

WAAAAAH!!!! She’s being mean to me.

Someone needs to change baby’s diaper and give him a sucker

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u/Ezcheezzer 24d ago

She’s a legend in my book. Fuck that guy

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u/RevolutionaryDrag534 24d ago

Yet somehow his fawning supporters will still claim this as him “owning” her.

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u/MarzipanLast6502 24d ago

Or anywhere. This idiot really believes he can decide who covers him. He doesnt own the white house and he doesnt have a say on free speech or the power of the press.

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u/MiOWNd 24d ago

Look at poopy pants moving the goalposts again.

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u/Kichenlimeaid 24d ago

Our president is old and weak

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u/B_Rabbit210 24d ago

MAGA: leave our lord alone!!!!

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u/minuteman_d 24d ago

Kaitlan is such a boss. I don't know how she maintains composure during those stupid tirades, but It's amazing that all she has to do to drive him looney is just ask him a plain question with a flat and calm tone.

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u/Portland_Runner 24d ago

She should have continued, "...so answer the question, Piggie.".

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u/8rustystaples 24d ago

If she had finished her statement with that… just a simple “We are credentialed by the United Nations to cover the General Assembly, piggy” we all could have watched him melt down and have a stroke in front of the world. Would’ve been glorious to see.

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u/Sloi 24d ago

"We're not here for you, we're here despite you..."

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u/-Economist- 24d ago

He's such a good representation of the type of people who voted for him.

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u/physical_graffitti 24d ago

What a sad pathetic little man.

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u/Cautious-Respond-402 24d ago

Kaitlan is Badd A$$! Keep doing what you are doing!

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u/Gilead-is-here 24d ago

I wish he would just drop dead.

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u/InvoluntaryGeorgian 24d ago

What's wild is that members of his administration (Rubio, I think) are saying "we didn't *ban* those news outlets. We just removed their special access to the White House. They can still write their stories, just not from inside the White House" and then less than 24 hours later Trump says explicitly about them "you shouldn't be covering me" and questions why they're allowed at the UN.

I don't think his statement will do him any favors when this gets in front of the Supreme Court since he has just admitted that he wants CNN to be prevented from covering him anywhere, not just inside the White House.

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u/errorsniper 24d ago

God I want to have hope for the mid terms but I just cant. Im fully convinced hes going to somehow get a 3rd term too.

Let me out.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 24d ago

What a weak ass cowardly Snowflake!!!

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u/LetsDancez 24d ago

Trump is a psycho

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u/MabelRed 24d ago

He’s such a little bitch

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u/13508615 24d ago

Women will bring him down.

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u/No-Key-6355 24d ago

I am genuinely disappointed in Americans. This man represents you—congratulations on your choice, perhaps you will succeed in the midterms.
Most of you truly have scrambled eggs in your brains MAGA

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u/Useful_Ad_2825 24d ago

She got balls and that pisses him tf off.

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u/serpiccio 24d ago

lol he got rekt at the UN general assembly

serves him right

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u/Eternal_Eeyore 24d ago

He’ll be demanding a restraining order from the UN or the ICC.

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u/LoraxDog 24d ago

She is the best! Courageous, strong.
I hope she’s being really careful not to get herself mugged or worse by Chump’s thugs.

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u/Windycityunicycle 24d ago

Me me me, he is like a whiny little egotistical opera always

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u/TaT2edMaMa98 24d ago

Is it just me or is Kaitlan Collins a total badass?

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u/Rude_Award2718 24d ago

So if these journalists actually had any guts they would start reporting on everything they've been told that they have to keep quiet about for fear of losing White House access. But they won't because their bosses want to protect Trump first. That's the scam.

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u/juanjung 24d ago

It's all about him all the time.

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u/ZenBreaking 24d ago

"Suck a dick old man, I do what I want. Melania, what do you think about Trump fucking his nurse?"

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u/maso198 24d ago

poor lil sonwflake

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u/EyeConscious857 24d ago

I love watching Kaitlan verbally bitch slap him every day.

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u/anxiousbunnyclothes 24d ago

Gotta give Kaitlan a HUGE raise and bonus.

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u/kevint1964 24d ago

When you aren't capable of giving a legitimate, honest answer, personally attack the reporter.

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u/robdwoods 24d ago

Is he really this stupid? “You said you weren’t going cover me”. No YOU said she CAN’T cover you.

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u/green_eyed_mister 24d ago

Donald is really on the wrong TV show. He thinks he is still on apprentice.

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u/Perfect-Scene9541 24d ago

He thought that banning her from the White House means everywhere.
"You said you weren't going to cover me" is showing his dementia.
He thought it was true, therefore, it's true.
Donald: "Your Trump Dementia Syndrome is showing ..."

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u/FHOCJD 24d ago

The entire press corps used to be full of Kaitlan Collins-type serious reporters.

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u/NikkiSeCT 24d ago

She should have finished with “and you should not be in the White House you incompetent idiot”

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u/Short-Carob-8711 24d ago

She's my Reporter crush and I am not ashamed.

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u/Western-Sport500 24d ago

She is one of my heroes! Kaitlan Collins is one of the best, and I don't care what media she works for. She has taken more abuse from this constantly butthurt pres, and so many women along with her! Good for her!

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u/mat_bmc 24d ago

Can't take on Kaitlan but thinks he can take on Iran 🤡

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u/Burpmeister 24d ago

It's insane how him constantly shitting his pants is one of the least embarassing things he does.

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u/Dry_Peanut_Salve 24d ago

Such a weak little child he is.