r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 10d ago

Murdered By Words šŸ©ø Hegseth needs to be sent somewhere.

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u/WildRabbitz 10d ago

https://reddit.com/link/pefv8ke/video/tluuva0b52uh1/player

This guy wants to go and fight?

Yeah, let him.

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u/hyphenssuck 10d ago

Pete strikes me as the kind of wannabe tough guy who hasn't been in a "fight", since middle school... And that was actually just him bullying some smaller kid...

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u/skitwostreet 10d ago

He spends like 2 hrs every morning getting makeup etc like hes going on fox news. Dude such a weirdo

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u/twinkiefarmer 9d ago

Pretty soon, when he's done doing his hair and makeup, he's going to check on military morning dick. See how hard their morning wood is. Check the spooge level..

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u/Fred-Mertz2728 10d ago

Guaranteed his friends were holding the smaller kid.

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u/IllogicalLogistician 10d ago

Seriously, why did he think this was good enough to post in social media?

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u/4444Grains 10d ago

omg--he posted that himself?!

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u/WildRabbitz 10d ago

Not only did he post it himself, the White House posted it as well and the caption was a lame attempt at "This is what you're dealing with" lol.

That's what happens when they hire people who peaked in middle school.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 10d ago

It's his personal best!

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u/Civil-Caregiver9020 10d ago

In prison, he can learn proper pull ups.

https://giphy.com/gifs/HMMwDkbqrtmZwQBNQB

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u/kingston-twelve 10d ago

Looks like somebody missed more than leg day. Also, the "Redcoats" are acting up again? What year is this?

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u/The_Late_Arthur_Dent 10d ago

Can we start a gofundme to get one of those video billboard trucks to just sit outside the Pentagon and play this on a loop 24/7?

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u/Inner_Adeptness_7228 10d ago

In that same clip I saw him struggling to shoulder press 10s. Anyone who struggles with 10s on any lift let alone shoulder press has no right to tell anyone what a real man is. Just finished power cleaning 70s.

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u/OldBiker6969 10d ago

He is going to be fighting off Bubba in the shower soon hopefully.

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u/rustbuckett 10d ago

Yep. I'm with you.

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u/krichard-21 10d ago

šŸ’ÆšŸŽÆšŸ’Æ absolutely!

Send Petey to the front lines of the Russia / Ukraine war.

Frankly, I could not care less which side he chooses.

Personally, I don't think he would last a day.

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u/Advanced_Pear_964 10d ago

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u/BlackberryShoddy7889 10d ago

That is too quick , why not send him to sunny Hormuz resort.

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u/ZiM1970 10d ago

Air drop him over Tehran with a big box of rocks, as a peace offering.

I wish.

Maybe have him recalled to service for his court martial for war crimes.

Didn't he threaten Senator Kelly with something like that?

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u/johnnyribcage 10d ago

Oh man, heā€™s going to miss from that distance.

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u/KR4T0S 10d ago

We can only hope he aims it at his head next and it becomes a trend for all of them.

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u/NB_NaughtyNerds 10d ago

Even a trained sniper couldn't find Trump's "target".

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u/HappyCatPrincess 10d ago

Prison in Iran. The trials can be held there too, please.

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u/BananasPineapple05 10d ago

I mean, the guy wants to be on the front lines. Let him.

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u/ManyRanger4 10d ago

Quite literally no one is stopping him. He can go if he chooses to go. But this is how pussies act.

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u/heridfel37 10d ago

Xi Jinping was just at the White House. Why didn't Hegseth fight him, since he's a communist.

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u/Necessary-Apricot339 10d ago

He's got the outfit, yet still fails cosplaying a real man.

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u/AljoriDawn 10d ago

Eh, I dont want him terrorizing innocents. You know he's the type.

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u/Revolution-SixFour 10d ago

He's the boss, he doesn't need to be sent he can just go.

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u/Snoo93550 10d ago

Send me to fight the Christian white nationalists.

No seriously, where can I go fight them?

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u/RawrImABigScaryBear 10d ago

The voting booth

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u/Ability2canSonofSam 10d ago

Cracker Barrel

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u/Wolfgirl90 10d ago

"Send me"

Bro, you're the Secretary of Defense. Get off the stage and go send yourself.

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u/Vibrantmender20 10d ago

Jesus, he thinks heā€™s such a badass.

Homie canā€™t manage an appointment hearing. Heā€™d piss himself the second he got within 100 miles of an active war zone.

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u/4444Grains 10d ago

Right? I would pay to see him dropped into the front lines of an active conflict. Unfortunately, it would be a 4-minute video...because that's how long he would last.

Miller's would be 2.

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u/TearRevolutionary686 10d ago

Drugs will do that to a person.

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u/HippieJed 10d ago

Last time I checked your boss is better friends with the communists than our allies

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u/Lone-Frequency 10d ago

While accepting gifts and making deals that benefit only him with people literally tied to 9/11.

Lest anyone forgets.

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u/Inevitable-Emu-6626 10d ago

Notice he says nothing about fighting the fascists.

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u/United_Reference_629 10d ago

MAGA/ Republicans in our government aka trumps willful accomplices belong in prison and made to pay back every single cent they have stolen from taxpayers even if they quit or ā€œretireā€ no more of them just leaving and claiming ā€œimmunityā€ or pardoning each other! Thats why their smugness!Ā  Imagine if we at work told our employer ā€œno you canā€™t fire me for stealing from you or for not doing my job and I claim immunityā€. That wouldnā€™t slide anywhere.Ā  Avoid all Trump/ republican supporters and their businesses and encourage others to as well, donā€™t forget about their ā€œboth sidesā€ enablers, they can all ā€œsupportā€ each other. And donā€™t forget to vote in every election including school elections!Ā 

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u/CR3771 10d ago

Notice how he leaves out fighting confederates and nazisā€¦

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u/MrChorizaso 10d ago

This guy is gayer than a two dollar bill, i donā€™t believe his marriage; itā€™s for the cameras just like Vanceā€™s

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u/Southern_Value_7158 10d ago

Spoken like a national guard officer who cared more about rank and awards than actual combat.

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u/BloodFartz69 10d ago

I wish more people understood how unaccomplished and weird he is. He was booted from his units for being a weird chest thumping poser. Like, how weird do you have to be rejected by grunts?

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u/Technical_Record_661 10d ago

I canā€™t say where Iā€™d like him to be sent to, unfortunately! Maybe to Leavenworth Federal Prison! CECOT in ElSalvador maybe?

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u/USDXBS 10d ago

Ha ha ha.

No. The US has collapsed to fascism.

The courts, police and US military are firmly on the side of the pedophiles and billionaires.

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u/doublethink_1984 10d ago

Hegseth is such a fucking redcoat on his rhetoric and behavior though

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u/Ill_Dragonfruit_453 10d ago

Bro declaring war on a religion šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/Signal_Ad8960 10d ago

If he's in charge, can't he just send himself?

Go open the Straight of Hormuz. We believe in you.

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u/Available_Ad9766 10d ago

The only place he should be sentā€¦

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u/QueasyPainting 10d ago

Send me to fight in appropriation of land from natives.

Send me to fight our brothers in the civil war.

Send me into a forever war in the middle east over a commodity that didnt exist when this book was written.

Hegseth needs to read more than his bible.

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u/chinmakes5 10d ago

No he means send the people he commands. Like he would be willing to be anywhere near a battle. Guys like him believe they are too important.

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u/Salarian_American 10d ago

You're the darn Secretary of War.

If anyone has the authority to "send you" to fight anyone, it's yourself. YOU send you.

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u/faultydesign 10d ago

Nazis famously fought communists so it tracks.

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u/Lrrr81 10d ago

Easy for him to say knowing he's the one that would do the "sending" and thus it would never happen.

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u/henryeaterofpies 10d ago

Paradrop him in Iran and let him open the strait

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u/ChronicBuzz187 10d ago

How about you finish the plate in front of you before getting another, little one?

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u/kekistanmatt 10d ago

I'm fairly certain he could resign his position and volunteer to return to active service at literally anytime if he was so insistant on being on the front lines.

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u/LOR_Fei 10d ago

ā€œIā€™ll fight the commies! Except Xi, Putin, and North Koreaā€ - this guy

Iā€™m sure he thinks ā€œcommiesā€ is just another word for anyone with empathy

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u/Ok_Security1721 10d ago

I WISH we sent him to fight on the front lines.Ā 

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u/KitchenSad9385 10d ago

I'm pretty sure after cheating on his wives, employees, tenants, contractors, investors and ultimately the American people, Trump has no one left to cheat but the hangman. I don't think he will even make it to the Hague.

I think Petey Kegsbreath has a good chance, though.

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 10d ago

Dude. These people would definitely have sided with the British.

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 10d ago

It's a volunteer military. Someone should tell him that if he wants to fight so badly sign back up.

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u/Smedley_Beamish 10d ago

No one in this administration is qualifying to do anything other than lick Trump's balls.

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u/Acrobatic-Run7888 10d ago

A jail cell would be more than appropriate

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u/TraditionalOwl1120 10d ago

I hope all these nazi cucks go to jail

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u/Dependent-Fig-2517 10d ago

by all means send him... give the man a knife and a pair of pants and drop him off in the middle of Iran....

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u/CasinoMarginale 10d ago

You canā€™t even send this moron to the grocery store.

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u/telecastern 10d ago

How about back to Fox News where your new position involves a mop and a bucket

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u/ParabolicallyPhuked 10d ago

He really wants to go to heaven but something keeps dragging him down

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u/SouthsideSlimbo 10d ago

These guys donā€™t do jack but hype up events for war LARPers

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u/rainydays_89 The Timeline Sucks 10d ago

dude who installed a make up studio in the pentagon thinks heā€™s hard..but he canā€™t even do 1 pull-up

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u/UrsaMajor7th 10d ago

His biggest fight is against sobriety.

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u/Unlikely-Flatworm-48 10d ago

"Send me to rehab!"

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u/Gearran 10d ago

Send him to Russia. They need to lose faster.

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u/quakenash 10d ago

Guess fighting the fascist nazis isnt making the list anymore even though they were a supreme threat to the world.

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u/Emergency-Bonus-9709 10d ago

This guy is all talk, send him to the front lines without his makeup crew and let's see what he can do.

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u/TheyCallHimEl 10d ago

Notice he skipped over fighting Nazis and slavers

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u/23fuzzy 10d ago

You heard him, send him inšŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Thanks-Oboomer 10d ago

Can't he just like.. go?

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u/flash_gitzer 10d ago

Not soon enough!

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u/Wise_Monkey_Sez 10d ago

Nah, send him to fight. Jail costs taxpayers money.

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u/Formal_Building9130 10d ago

Airdrop that waste of oxygen strait in Iran.

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u/Tquilha 10d ago

So, just do as he asks. Put Kegsbreath in a uniform, issue him a basic M4 and send him to Afghanistan. He'll like it there.

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u/allmywot 10d ago

Send him back to the gym for that sad excuse for a bench press.

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u/Niaso 10d ago

Drop him off in Iran. The rest of the military can stay on the boat and wait to see if he takes care of everything or if Iran surrenders to him. If not, they can come home and wait for the next Dept of War idiot to get appointed and confirmed.

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u/Feisty-Barracuda5452 10d ago

Gonna fight for his ass in prison.

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u/shastadakota 10d ago

"To the moon, Hegseth!"

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u/BulldogChair 10d ago

Send him to hell

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u/That-Makes-Sense 10d ago

Jail? How about the gallows? Treason is punishable by death.

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u/adeniumlover 10d ago

Iran and Ukraine are right there bro. Who's stopping you?

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u/MagentaMonkey88 10d ago

Iā€™m all for him leading the way in combat. Show us what a real man you are. Didnā€™t think so, loser.

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u/Worst_Choice 10d ago

I hope the key gets thrown away.

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u/stingertc 10d ago

He is such a wannabe and is such a pos

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u/Stormy31568 10d ago

Wrap a coat around me backwards and tie me up

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u/Sjigga 10d ago

A senile president and a psychotic secretary of defence

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u/peter_the_lemur 10d ago

GITMO awaits

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u/West-Lengthiness-790 10d ago

Yeah, please go right ahead, send Hegseth.

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 10d ago

Heā€™s softer than puppy shit

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u/Skeptical_Squid 10d ago

Send his ass to jail, no passing go, no $200.

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u/Usurp-Not 10d ago

Please send him to Hell first class.

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u/DeathDestroyerWorlds 10d ago

Cunt couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

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u/GongTzu 10d ago

Thing is, he wonā€™t go to jail unless thereā€™s a makeup room šŸ˜‚

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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 The Timeline Sucks 10d ago

Federal prison. Not just jail.

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u/thex415 10d ago

What about sending him to
Fight the radical Christians??? Of course not.

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u/lookskAIwatcher 10d ago

Just go, bro. You need some fuckin invitation?

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u/Ok_Ideal_6383 10d ago

Heā€™ll be hiding behind another soldier.

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u/mycatisgrumpy 10d ago

The purest, sweetest poetic justice in the world would be to recall him to active service and try him for war crimes under military law. He wants to be a soldier so bad, let him have it.Ā 

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u/mjrydsfast231 10d ago

Great idea! In prison he can eliminate possible repeat offenders by unaliving them pre-release.

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u/cmcglinchy 10d ago

Screw this Christian Nationalist POS.

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u/SunshineBurn 10d ago

Youā€™re not getting off that easy by going to war. Youā€™ll stand trial.

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u/Chico141963 10d ago

I have a feeling he was put in a lot of lockers in high school.

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u/kola515 10d ago

Send him to Guantanamo

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u/Front_Shock_2344 9d ago

He canā€™t even keep up with a woman running in the military. Send him to Siberia

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u/rygelicus 10d ago

By all means, send him to Tehran, no escort. Just big bad Petey.

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u/Virtual-Reach 10d ago

I'll send him, I'll pay for his ticket to Iran.Ā 

I'd set my clock to record how long it would take for him to literally be ripped apart, but I'm afraid it would have already happened in the time it would take to raise my wrist to push the timer button

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u/KFC2026 10d ago

Yeah, straight to his personal version of hell

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u/FiXer2069 10d ago

Sent somewhere very darkā€¦

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u/Yeetball86 10d ago

10 year old me wouldā€™ve thought this shit was so hard

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u/Wizchine 10d ago

Go fight a bear.

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u/TheFlamingNumbat 10d ago

The Sun. Send him to the Sun.

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u/Last-Stray-2796 10d ago

Front line? You promise?

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u/Environmental-Arm365 10d ago

I just wanna see this guy do a proper pull-up or get 135 off his chest before running off at the mouth about alpha male bullshit. Heā€™s nothing more than a drunk, a bully, and a weakling cosplaying as a tough guy. Its pathetic.

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u/Mainly_Miserable 10d ago

Send him to a wonderful, magical place known as: away.

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u/vakantiereizen 10d ago

Send him to Hormuz, on an oil tanker

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u/Alternative-Angle214 10d ago

When all this is over let's fly him over to Siberia and drop himm out of a plane with a parachute

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u/Getitgotitgoodgod 10d ago

SEND HIM TO THE MOON! He can fight the flat earthers that we send him there with.

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u/ZombieHavok 10d ago

Heā€™s just asking to be removed from his position since itā€™s a job thatā€™s way beyond his capabilities and he knows it.

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u/CulchieGopnik 10d ago

Dude is a welfare queen

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u/Anyawnomous 10d ago

His inmates will be Turncoats, Rapists and Grifters. He can fight them there.

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u/LargeCondition5315 10d ago

While quoting the bibleā€¦ complete douche.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Can we please send him, personally?

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u/Other-Set-3182 10d ago

Imagine if he said ā€œsend me to fight the Judaists ā€œ or something

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u/Rude-External-1694 10d ago

He couldn't fight his way out of a liquor store

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u/graywailer 10d ago

Send him to jailĀ 

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u/reddogyellowcat 10d ago

God I hope so. Him and Miller, both, would be so beautiful to see behind bars. Never mind the broader more important benefits, like applying our laws against criminals, on a petty level itā€™d just be delightful. A win-win

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u/Shapesizes 10d ago

You are not Patton

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u/Dangerous_Flower_708 10d ago

Send him to jail so he can fight cock with his mouth

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u/dankfx 10d ago

Can we?

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u/Fabulous_Log844 10d ago

Why is this douche bag doing a battle cry about red coats?

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u/hexregeneration 10d ago

shut the fuck up lmao

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u/PreparationIcy3985 10d ago

Sadly jail isnā€™t enough

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u/DampDragonTail 10d ago

Wouldn't send you to liquor store you muppet, youd wouldn't deliver a bottle intact.

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u/E-rotten 10d ago

Weā€™re DOOMED if heā€™s our champion.

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u/studio684 10d ago

Send him to the sun

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u/blinkyknilb 10d ago

Nobody is stopping you dude, go fight.

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u/socalwags777 10d ago

Where do we send traitors?

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u/CommercialOk7324 10d ago

If only. Thereā€™ll be a bunch of kabuki theater but no meaningful consequences.

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u/keithstonee 10d ago

The gallows

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u/Grannymaenot 10d ago

Too much coke.

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u/Alternative-Web-3545 10d ago

Jail is a good place for him imho.

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u/weh2oski 10d ago

Has he even seen any real military action???

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u/Palinon 10d ago

He murdered fishermen without evidence and murdered Iranian school children because his ai thought it was a police station. For those two acts alone he belongs in prison.

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u/Important-Target3676 10d ago

Send you to fight the confederates? No?

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u/set_me_on_fire_plz 10d ago

Send me to fight sobriety, send me to fight the constitution, send me to fight my wife, send me

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u/Papercutsfun 10d ago

May God protect Hegseth all his life. He is the one that brought God back in our lives. Our Army is finally blessed. Hearing him talk reminds me of the Joel Osteen sermons. So beautiful.

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u/TheMightyMudcrab 10d ago

I hear the sun has room.

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u/Morgannin09 10d ago

Armchair commander loves to flex on stage because he knows he'll never see the front line.

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u/BeefPoet 10d ago

Do you think he know redcoats are allies?

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u/1Marty123 10d ago

A pompous though putrescent person!

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u/illol01 10d ago

I know a handful of large, strong men, who love men, that would absolutely love to spend a little quality time with Mr. Pigsbreath. May he reap what he wishes 10 foldā£ļø

PS....I'd throw in on a PPV of it.

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u/falcopilot 10d ago

Absolutely give him a parachute, an MP-15 with 3 magazines of ammo, and a C-130 ride to Iran.

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u/rit13t 10d ago

I'm pretty sure that misquoting Christian Craighead is not a way to impress anyone, especially the man himself.

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u/BillNyeForPrez 10d ago

Actually, yeah, send him to Iran. They can decide what to do with him.

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u/Benromaniac 10d ago

With a diet full of phytoestrogens

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u/Kooldude777 10d ago

One way ticket to the Moooon!

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u/Reason_Choice 10d ago

Send him to Belize.

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u/Key-Personality8169 10d ago

MF needs to be sent to rehab

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u/Wilsonrolandc 10d ago

I'd be happy to see him sent over to Iran, but only if they broadcast what happens to him.

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u/Grand_Taste_8737 10d ago

Not gonna happen.

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u/DarkAvengerX7 10d ago

Weird. Wonder why he doesn't ask us to send him to fight the Nazis?

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u/blacklink 10d ago

Hahahahaha. Americans aren't going to do anything to Hegseth.Ā  He'll become another pundit on "news" and write some books about how it totally wasn't his fault everything went pear shaped.

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u/Fine-Associate10 10d ago

Yes please!

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u/Agile-Expression-651 10d ago

This contributor is a Bot . He is manipulating this sub.

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u/tooldieguy 10d ago

Send him to the moon

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u/triple_heart 10d ago

Go Pete. Please. You wouldnā€™t last one second.

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u/j____b____ 10d ago

It was the radical liberals that fought the red coats.Ā 

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u/p0rkch0pexpress 10d ago

Buddy canā€™t even lift 20 lbs over his head.

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u/kermitthorson 10d ago

rehab first then jail. cant have him back up the toilets making bowl wine

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u/Intelligent_Hat_5351 10d ago

right the red coats? Is that a closet thing?

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u/RykinPoe 10d ago

He said he is going to get rid of the weirdos so when can we expect his resignation?