r/PoursTea • u/JustVenom____ venom • 1d ago

Murdered By Words šŸ©ø Shots fired in Alaska

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u/MetaCardboard 1d ago

That's ok, their voters think yelling over the other person counts as winning.

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u/dmstattoosnbongs 1d ago

Iā€™ve always said IASIP was a PERFECT example of conservatives in the real world. Pretty much a documentary at this point.

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u/Practical_Wish_4063 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/C0GYKFPeOYCaV3kpSc

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u/Dumpingtruck 1d ago

Rock, flag and eagle, right Charlie?

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u/Dantien 1d ago

Uh..Filibuster!

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u/thehydrastation 1d ago

It seems you've made yourself perfectly redundant.

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u/friggintodd 1d ago

So, do.

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u/swim495 1d ago

Heā€™s got a point.

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u/theantidrug 1d ago

Chew on that thang, gang gang

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u/Jcklvy 1d ago

Maga treats politics like a game of Chardee MacDennis

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u/pan-re 1d ago

Except Trump was the bastard man the whole time.

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u/Spankpocalypse_Now 1d ago

MAGA is asshole. Why America hate?

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u/Jcklvy 1d ago

Yes bigly

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u/ArrogantExplosiveMFF 1d ago

ā€œIā€™m dug in, and Iā€™ll never changeā€

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u/death_twitches 1d ago

Because science is a liar.......sometimes.

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u/HotPotParrot 1d ago

Changing your viewpoints is ghey.

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u/Unable-Goat7551 1d ago

Through god all things are possible, so jot that down

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u/AEW4LYFE 1d ago

"So even if it's not real your faith makes it real? So there's no way to have a rational conversation with you is there?"

"No..."

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u/Akbeardman 1d ago

Biden won with "Will you shut up man" in 2020. Politics is a tough world we need answers like this from Dems

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u/FUPAMagneto 1d ago

The best part is that the Gang all voted for Kanye

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u/JJMilkshakes 23h ago

I wont change my mind, cause I dont have to. I'm an American. I won't change my mind on anything, regardless of the facts that are set out before me. I'm dug in. And I'll never change.

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u/realAndytheCannibal 1d ago

MAGAā€¦ no no noā€¦ they voted for Kanye.

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u/IpizzMediocrity 19h ago

Just a bunch of philanthropists.

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u/stillalone 1d ago

Yeah, remember where this all started.Ā  In 2015 Trump shows up spitting out racists comments and just insulted his political opponents with childish names while avoiding any policy discussions and people ate that shit up.Ā  They thought it was refreshing that someone would "tell it like it is" and didn't seem like a practiced politician who prepares for debates and tried to argue about policies.

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u/occaisionallyimqwert 1d ago

Thatā€™s because, itā€™s how his base would perform in a debate and appeals to them.Ā 

ā€œWhat would you do to help the average Americanā€ ā€œuh, fuck em hahaā€

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u/HairyChampionship101 1d ago

Donā€™t forget the nicknames! Middle school bully type shit.

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u/CrazyMildred 1d ago

They make up Garbage Pail Kids names for people. It's ridiculous.

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u/mynumberistwentynine 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's so prevalent there is a wikipedia article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_by_Donald_Trump

Ridiculous.

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u/Klutzy_Kiwi5391 23h ago

Da Nang dick is a good one.

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u/ghost_finger 1d ago

The other interesting thing is that conservative media will report that the democratic candidate embarrassed themselves. Every single time.

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u/fuggerdug 1d ago

Because it's propaganda, not media.

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u/Special_Cicada6968 1d ago

I mean, it is kind of embarrassing to have to watch somebody who's supposed to be a fellow adult acts like a child.

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u/RexyMundo 1d ago

Also, their opponents break the rules by disagreeing with them and by asking questions beyond the logical limit of their talking points.

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u/bjt1021 1d ago

My mother used to say ā€œif you have to raise your voice in an argument it means youā€™re losingā€.

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u/aptadnauseum 20h ago

I dunno if she was a teacher, but as soon as your voice is louder than a kid's... done. You might end the interaction, but you lost it.

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u/Deep-Ad-6867 1d ago

ding ding ding

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u/ColinHalter 1d ago

Give them a little more credit than that! Their voters aren't watching the debates in the first place!

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u/vault0dweller 23h ago

I tend to think both sides think that way, at least with the younger generation. Watching social media debaters it just looks like whoever talks over the other one the most and the fastest is just declared the winner.

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u/2Completion2Ography 22h ago

That's ok, their voters think

No.