r/PoursTea • u/JustVenom____ venom • 1d ago

Murdered By Words šŸ©ø The switchup is insane

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u/cherryrosewallpaper 1d ago

Ew. Ben Shapiro is so hilariously pathetic. Poor dude is just sour that he can't write well.

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u/RabbaJabba 1d ago

Gotta hand it to him, getting a bunch of millionaires to donate money to create a news media company and using it to fund his dream of writing movies is pretty funny

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u/DeezSpicyNuts 1d ago

But alas, any movie he writes is going to be garbage because conservatives lack the ability to grow and develop just like the characters they create šŸ˜‚Ā 

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u/za72 23h ago

This is going to be the concept of his plot

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u/TheOneFreeEngineer 22h ago

Conservatives can make good movies, Clint Eastwood makes good movies. Ben Shapiro is a talentless hack at writing, bigot, and a fascist.

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u/frog_the_prince 20h ago

Yeah, but he made a few movies that are sympathetic to non-white folks, and even women, so they don't claim him anymore.

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u/DeezSpicyNuts 21h ago

Clint is the exception that proves the rule lolĀ 

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u/Even-Recording-4335 23h ago

Heā€™s not a conservative. Heā€™s a zio. His words

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 23h ago

He just wants the part where he can bang his sister.

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 23h ago

Also this.

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u/trellisHot 23h ago

Interneting today was bad idea

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u/OrangeNarcolepsy 18h ago

As much as I love to shit on these guys, this screenshot and the one above with Ben talking about his hot sister are fake.

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u/Illustrious_Plum9782 18h ago

And thank God for that. šŸ¤¢

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u/Seriously_rim 10h ago

No shit, detective.

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u/OrangeNarcolepsy 10h ago

I mean, they seem like they're /probably/ fake based on how extreme they are, but these people have said some crazy shit before and are genuinely nuts. This whole administration is. Have you not been paying attention? It wouldn't really surprise me if these sick fucks actually said these things, which is why I fact checked šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļøĀ 

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u/Seriously_rim 9h ago

No one hates these people as much as me and I even I can tell at a glance these are made up jokes.

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u/OrangeNarcolepsy 8h ago

Then my comment wasn't meant for you, my guy. It was to inform those who can't tell.Ā 

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u/FranticChill 19h ago

Please tell me this isn't real. It can't be real. Right?

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u/DontTouchTheWalrus 17h ago

Itā€™s not real.

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u/Idaho-Earthquake 20h ago

Hisā€¦ ā€œhuman wifeā€?

And yeah, not at all the most disturbing part of this.

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u/anand_rishabh 11h ago

I'm 90 percent sure these are fake tweets but still funny

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u/Idaho-Earthquake 8h ago

Oh. Right.
Probably shouldnā€™t make any value judgements at that time of nightā€¦

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u/SnooGrapes6230 21h ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/Gator_Lord 18h ago

Is this real?

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u/PastaDiddles 17h ago

The fact that itā€™s impossible to tell is the point

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u/Creepy-Variation8562 1d ago

Or get his wife sexually excited

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u/Dicky_Penisburg 18h ago

"Women getting wet is a myth"

Ben "The Desiccant" Shapiro

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u/HitAndFeyd 1d ago

Um, "cannot write good"

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u/holiday1326 23h ago

Pppffhh "Can't write better"

We're in America where I am at, and "Can't write better" will do just dandy for 1/3rd of us.

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u/HitAndFeyd 23h ago

Nah, you can't write more better than me.

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u/DeathToAmerica2026 18h ago

He's sour that his sister has huge mommy milkers and he's a weird little thumb guy.

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u/lonetraveler73 14h ago

Have you seen the latest Charles Schwab ad? It's filthy comfortable. When did the American dream dmget downgraded from filthy Rich to comfortable

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u/MikolashOfAngren 14h ago

He screws his sister Abigail.

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u/anand_rishabh 11h ago

Nah, I'm pretty sure he's asexual, like full on repulsed by sex. He probably only had enough sex to conceive his children and hated every minute of it

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u/Lone-Frequency 5h ago

And that everybody wants to bang his sister.