r/PoursTea • • 9h ago

PoliticalTea šŸ—³ļø JD Vance Is a Yappy, Uncharismatic Ankle-Biter. Not the Attack Dog the Radical Right Envisioned.

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u/Sarabeth68 9h ago

Yup, James Donald Bowman is still dependant on others for his perceived successes. JD Grabs coat tails instead of boot straps. America's true "welfare quean".

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u/WilliamJamesMyers 9h ago edited 8h ago

you have to read how Vance was made:

  • Vance and Thiel’s relationship dates back to 2011, when Vance met Thiel following a talk the venture capitalist gave at Yale Law School that Vance has characterized as ā€œthe most significant moment of my timeā€ at the institution, according to a blog post he wrote for Catholic magazine The Lamp.
  • Vance began planning for a career pivot outside of law following the talk, noting Thiel was ā€œpossibly the smartest personā€ he ever met and that Thiel’s Christian faith ā€œdefied the social template I had constructed—that dumb people were Christians and smart ones atheists,ā€ according to the post.
  • Thiel later became a ā€œpretty good mentorā€ to Vance, according to The Washington Post, with Vance making the switch to venture capital and joining the Thiel-co-founded Mithril Capital in 2015 as a partner, according to Politico.

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u/EveryBitTexas 9h ago

Thiel made Vance the bottom.

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u/outlier74 8h ago

They are probably in asexual relationship

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 9h ago

To be clear, Vance was not a senator in 2011.

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u/WilliamJamesMyers 8h ago

correcting the implication

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u/roflberrypwnmuffins 8h ago

They booped...didnt they...

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u/Hopeful-Passage6638 9h ago

Only the dumBest of the dumB would support this piece of human garbage. I'm looking at you MAGAts.

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u/KronoFury 9h ago

Vance is just such an underwhelming person in general.

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u/YorkshireTexas79 9h ago

I loved it when AES said Couch Fucker called him a little weasel and AES said I’m a Wolverine. Perfect.

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u/fartatwork 9h ago

It is almost remarkable how far JD made it with such a complete lack of charisma. Everything about him feels so inauthentic. Honestly it doesn’t even seem like republicans like him

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u/Vast-Cap-6951 8h ago

I will stick up for Vance’s book every time I hear about it. Go read it. It’s fantastic. The whole thesis of that book is: stop blaming black and brown people, stop living like animals, have some dignity, better yourselves, take responsibility.

It was a compassionate and honest look at poor white america. It was exactly what the Republican Party needed then and now.

It’s just tragic to see him whore himself out in exchange for power, especially because we can all sense his duplicity and insincerity and no one will ever elect him president.

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u/Thin-Competition3018 8h ago

Vance is well at best description, a rag. he will soak up anything around him and blow whatever ways the trade winds blow.

To say he best resembles a jellyfish in a suit would be appropriate.

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u/AggressiveMail5183 8h ago

He has been described as the Cybertruck of politicians.Ā  The tech bros think the car is cool.Ā  Ā It is not cool.Ā  Nor is JD.

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u/Beneficial-Ride-4475 9h ago

Well, preferably you shouldn't be attacking someone over things like ethnicity, or Islam, or wanting basic human decency.

But, it's true that MAGA does that. They want that, because attacks and bombast project strength. Which is MAGA's primary concern, the showing and maintenance of strength.

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u/Similar-Sir-2952 9h ago

Is it true that President Trump was mentioned over 38,000 times in the Epstein Files? That the President of the USA was convicted of raping a woman? Is it true that President Donald Trumps’s best friend was the leader of a global pedophile sex ring that focused on underage girls?

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u/EveryBitTexas 9h ago

Mr. Eyeliner is an OG WELFARE QUEEN šŸ’ƒšŸ’ƒšŸ’ƒ

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u/Samparker0708 9h ago

He's a joke

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u/IntentionsGood65 3h ago

Vance is a Maga tool, who once looked as if he had a chance at a future in politics. Then he sold out completely and fell to his knees and licked Trumps boots, now he can never be taken seriously again, he is just a do boy and yes man for his handlers, same as Rubio.

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u/MulzStridor 9h ago

He is the human equivalent of a sheet with eye liner, hung out to dry. Just blowing in the wind. No control. No structure. No purpose. Just blowing in the wind.

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u/FreshLuck9739 9h ago

Low T-JD Vance

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u/jebsenior 9h ago

Since when does standing matter to this bunch?

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 9h ago

Unpopular with couches

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u/fiddintotellya 9h ago

In my view he secretly admires men like Ossof and Talerico, seeing in them what he once aspired to be.

The couch gets nervous when Just Dance is alone and Ossof or Talerico come on the TV.

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u/notta39 9h ago

Fuck Vance he is a piece of shit!

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u/annoyed_meows 8h ago

He bangs couchesĀ 

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u/Independent-Cap-3852 8h ago

He is conniving, slippery and an outright lier. The unfortunate thing is he has made contacts and friends who will carry him once he isn't VP anulymore

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u/Impossible_Ad7875 8h ago

Seriously, the author of Hillbilly Elegy is probably so disgusted with grown up JD Vance.

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u/Movinginplace25 8h ago

He's a looooooozer

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u/Specialist-Spare-785 8h ago

Just Dance Vance sold his soul to the corrupt Billionaires. He is their puppet and has no interest in supporting the American people.

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u/Confident-Income567 8h ago

He's a non-commital yes man, anything to get a seat at the table. Not to be trusted.

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u/Prudent_City2435 8h ago

Call him by his real name James Bowman, just another conman

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u/DampDragonTail 8h ago

Vance is just a front for Thiel,Yarwin, Musk. They needed someone less reptilian than themselves for people to feel some affinity. And 30ish % took the bait.

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u/manniesalado 8h ago

These magas are complete sewer dwellers.

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u/Actaeon_II Prefer Coffee But Fill My Cup šŸ«– 7h ago

And crazy how the people who live the same lives are the ones he openly despises. Tho the being a sock puppet for the wealthy isn’t what I would call a flex

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u/SnootchieBoochies123 7h ago

He’s got the yips

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u/Strong_Tea_1072 1h ago

Vance is an ass.

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u/Technical_Fix_4835 9h ago

I kind of wonder if Peter Thiel abused vance in that kind of way as Thiel gives of like a gay eptstein evil vibe, but smarter than Epstein. Vance is a smart guy and knows better. In fact, even Jeanine Pirro knows better think about that for a hot second too that Jeanine Pirro was the last line of defense for the rule of law when it came to that sh*t show reflecting pool.

Back to Vance I think he thought he or others would control trump like in the first trump term so he would rise to power and be positioned for 2028.