Republicans this morning

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The word “agent” makes him seem smart. “Puppet” or “lapdog” would be more appropriate.

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Putin is blackmailing him because the FSB knows what’s in the files

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The FSB has the original "P" tape from 2016. Except its not P as in Pee, its P as in pedophile

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My sister says she thinks it’s probably both. Like, Trump peeing on a pile of little girls.

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I don’t think they need to blackmail him I think bro genuinely could not give a fuck about America

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Nit to mention the water sports films

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Darth Putin (a parody site) said he's neither an agent nor an asset but an ally, which is probably the worst possible thing he could be.

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Useful idiot is more appropriate 

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‘Ass hat’

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Yeah, he’s an asset, not an agent.

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Stooge