r/Rifftrax • u/jwt0001 • 3d ago

Regular Joke Topics

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u/emeric_ceaddamere 3d ago

Golden Corral's new slogan. Such a hilariously unprovoked grudge.

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u/CantaloupeShort7311 2d ago

Is it unprovoked?

Maybe I am biased because I thought buffets were disgusting even years before covid, but Golden Corral was always like... the grossest of the buffets.

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u/Darcy-Pennell 3d ago

Keep rolling!

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u/j_grouchy 3d ago

The David Carradine joke

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u/Taco_Cat_Cat_Taco 3d ago

Just hang on. There will be more.

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u/CaptainSnarkyPants 3d ago

Nolte shows up at the oddest times

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u/Irving_Velociraptor 3d ago

Ah’m in the walls, amigo.

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u/BarnabasShrexx 3d ago

Oh.... sigh onions, chicken....

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u/ChiefsChica 3d ago

Uh...line?

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u/Lord_Mhoram 2d ago

"Ah, my wedding vows/night."

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u/Squirreliestone 3d ago

All references to Asahi t-shirts kill me dead. Not as common as some others, but that makes them all the more precious.

Also, we were watching a MST a few months back when they still had the channel on Roku and someone made a comment about a movie character being a part of the rhythm nation and my husband got a little misty-eyed. "Wow. They've honestly been making that joke for over 30 years. And it's not yet gotten old."

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u/ResisterImpedant 3d ago

Minnesota weather. In fact, all things Minnesota. They just crack me up. And the BritRiff guys constantly trying to do Minnesota jokes and accents and failing also.

I hope they do more riffs, I think they are hilarious.

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u/PunchBeard 3d ago edited 2d ago

Most of the Nick Nolte references

One of my favorite shorts this time of the year is one of the Halloween Safety shorts from the 1980s. Kid walks by in a weird hobo costume and they yell "Nick Nolte"

"Do you know a better way to get free Mallow Cups"?

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u/sadandshy 2d ago

Anything involving fishing.

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u/TallLaw85 2d ago

Something being as ridiculous as casting Denise Richard’s as a nuclear scientist is one I’ve heard in a few over the years.