r/SUBREDDITNAME • u/Shua_33 • 3d ago

REQUEST TO IDENTIFY AN OBJECT

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EXPLANATION OF WHERE THE OBJECT WAS FOUND AND IDEA OF WHAT THE OBJECT MIGHT BE

259 Upvotes

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u/Funny_Teaching_3567 3d ago

COMPLETELY WRONG ANSWER OF WHAT THE OBJECT IS AND A TERRIBLE EXPLANATION TO MATCH

32

u/Shua_33 3d ago

MESSAGE THANKING COMMENTER FOR TRYING BUT CASTING DOUBT ON THEIR CONCLUSION

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u/New_Artist454 3d ago

INCREDIBLY MEAN SPIRITED REMARK FROM COMPLETELY OUT OF LEFT FIELD

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u/KittyKettle 8h ago

THANKFUL COMMENT PRAISING COMMENTER

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u/SerafinZufferey 3d ago

ACCUSING OF AI USE

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u/Shua_33 3d ago

FOUR PARAGRAPHS WITH PERFECT INDENTATION AND BULLETED POINTS OF FACT NEGATING THE COMMENTER’S ACCUSATION

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u/SerafinZufferey 3d ago

COMMENTER FINDING IT SUSPICIOUS AND ASKING FOR A CAKE RECEIPT

10

u/look-a-dva-main 3d ago

COMMENT GIVING A DOUBE LAYERED CHOCOLATE CAKE RECIPE

6

u/oHuroboros 3d ago

AGGRESSIVE INTERROGATION

26

u/Theorist37 3d ago

THREE PARAGRAPH COMMENT ON HOW THE COMMENTER WORKS IN THE OBJECT FACTORY AND GIVES SPECIFIC SEVERAL USE CASES FOR THE OBJECT

2

u/StillestOfInsanities 2d ago

ILLOGICAL PUN WHOSE POINT IS IRONICALLY MISDIRECTED SEXUAL INNUENDO

2

u/octopodes21 1d ago

COMMENT SAYING THIS GUY OBJECTS

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u/SleepyDavid 3d ago

COMMENT COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW THERE ISNT ENOUGH PICTURES TO MAKE AN ACCURATE GUESS

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u/Shua_33 3d ago

THREE MORE IMAGES OF THE OBJECT FROM DIFFERENT ANGLES AND ONE ULTRA CLOSEUP BLURRY IMAGE OF THE OBJECT WITH A FINGER COVERING PART OF THE OBJECT

6

u/supermattman00 3d ago

COMMENT OUTLINING THE NEED FOR THE BANANA FOR SCALE IN ALL THE PICTURES

11

u/RosieRoo70314 3d ago

COMMENT STATING THE OBJECT IS USED FOR DRUGS

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u/Shua_33 3d ago

REPLY STATING I ASSUMED IT WAS DRUGS AND THANKING COMMENTER FOR CONFIRMING IT WAS DRUGS

11

u/Neutral_Path 3d ago

COMMENT POINTING OUT THAT IT IS A BANANA

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u/StillestOfInsanities 3d ago

METRIC SCALE ILLITERACY COMPLAINT

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u/Shua_33 3d ago

XENOPHOBIC REMARK

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u/StillestOfInsanities 2d ago

CRITICISM AIMED AT XENOPHOBIA BUT OVERSHOT AND ENDING WITH UNCALLED FOR AND PREJUDICED AD HOMINEM

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u/Shua_33 2d ago

PERSONAL REBUKE AIMED DIRECTLY AT COMMENTOR’S LINEAGE

2

u/Krisanapon 1d ago

COMMENT TO CORRESPONDING SUBREDDIT

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u/Juicy342YT 3d ago

RANDOM AD YOU THOUGHT WAS A COMMENT

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u/johnpeters42 3d ago

TWELVE PARAGRAPHS BLAMING CIA SUPPORTED BANANA REPUBLICS FOR LOWERCASE LETTERS

9

u/badpoodlegirl 3d ago

IRRELEVANT POLITICAL COMMENT

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u/Circumpunctilious 3d ago

CLAIM THAT IS NOT IN FACT A BANANA BUT A PLANTAIN

6

u/just-a-random-guy-2 3d ago

COMMENT COMPLAINING ABOUT THE LITTLE BLACK DOT IN THE TOP RIGHT OF THE IMAGE

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u/imasickie 3d ago

RUDE OUTSIDER'S COMMENT NOT SO POLITELY REMINDING OP ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF GOOGLE IGNORING THE SUBREDDIT NAME, SLUR

2

u/Infamous_Advice3917 3d ago

COMMENT ABOUT GOOGLE LEAD TO REDDIT

5

u/Former-Tale 3d ago

IMAGE OF THE SAME OBJECT BUT DIFFERENT ANGLE

5

u/TheSteamHeart 3d ago

COMMENT ACTUALLY TELLING WHAT IT IS, BUT SAYING IS A FAKE ONE YOU HAVE

4

u/Top-Walk-8605 3d ago

REALLY AMBIGUOUS COMMENT NOT HELPING WITH THE IDENTIFICATION OF THE OBJECT

5

u/gameknight08 3d ago

A RANDOM GUESS

3

u/Nekedladies 3d ago

LAMBASTING OP FOR TOUCHING AN UNKNOWN OBJECT WITH THEIR BARE HANDS

3

u/The_Lesbian_Lunatic 3d ago

COMMENT IDENTIFYING THE OBJECT COMPLETELY WRONG

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u/Siryeswecan 3d ago

DAD JOKE

3

u/Shua_33 3d ago

LAUGHING EMOJI

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u/jolharg 3d ago

SEVEN CENTIMETRE LONG OBJECT WITH QUESTION MARK

5

u/rdnaskelz 3d ago

COMMENT INDENTIFYING THE BANANA

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u/Shua_33 3d ago

COMMENT CONFIRMING I KNOW THE BANANA IS A BANANA

3

u/Objective_Bug_5151 3d ago

COMMENT HINTING AT THE POSSIBILITY OF IT BEING AN ANTIQUE DILDO THAT YOUR DECEASED GREAT GRANNY USED.

2

u/Shua_33 3d ago

GIF OF JIM CARREY DRY HEAVING

3

u/StraightOutaAzkaban_ 3d ago

COMMENTER WHO IS ARROGANTLY POSITIVE THEY KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT IS COMPLETELY WRONG

3

u/RitzPuddin 3d ago

COMMENT STATING OP TOTALLY KNOWS WHAT THIS IS.

WINK EMOJI.

3

u/Infinite-Fondant-248 3d ago

THE ACTUAL CORRECT ANSWER BUT WRITTEN IN AI

3

u/DantaviusFloridaMan 3d ago

SUGGESTION THAT IS NOWHERE NEAR WHAT IT COULD EVEN POSSIBLY BE

3

u/CalamityCatwastaken 3d ago

COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT COMMENT ABOUT SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FOR NO REASON

3

u/g0d_of_the_cr1sis 2d ago

RESPONSE IDENTIFYING OBJECT WITH

  • PICTURE OF OWN INSTANCE OF OBJECT,
  • PICTURE OF LISTING OF ITEM ON AMAZON,
  • PICTURE OF LISTING OF ITEM ON WALMART.COM,
  • PICTURE OF ITEM ON SHELF AT WALMART,
  • PICTURE OF ITEM ON SHELF AT TARGET,
  • PICTURE OF ITEM ON SHELF AT DOLLAR GENERAL,
  • PICTURE OF ITEM ON SHELF AT LOCAL CONVENIENCE STORE,
  • PICTURE OF GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS IN INCOGNITO MODE WITH NO ACCOUNT SIGNED IN PROVING THAT IT IS LITERALLY THE FIRST IMAGE TO POP UP FOR THE DESCRIPTION OF ITEM

ALL IN SUBSEQUENT REPLIES IN THREAD.

RAILING INSULTS ABOUT OP'S INCOMPETENCE AND INCAPABILITY OF OPERATING THE INTERNET

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u/Shua_33 2d ago

RESPONSE SAYING THAT’S NOT THE SAME OBJECT

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u/g0d_of_the_cr1sis 1d ago

REPLY POINTING OUT THAT OP JUST FLATLY REFUSED EIGHT SUBSEQUENT IDENTICAL ITEMS AS IDENTIFIERS OF OP'S ITEM (COMPLETELY IGNORING NINTH INSULTING COMMENT IN THREAD), AND AGGRESSIVELY BERATING OP'S INTELLIGENCE, EDUCATION, VISION, AND REASONING CAPACITY.

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u/Shua_33 1d ago

INSECURE RANT STATING EDUCATIONAL HISTORY AND ACCOLADES

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u/g0d_of_the_cr1sis 1d ago

RESPONSE TO INSECURE RANT POINTING OUT THAT A 2.84 GPA IS NOT IMPRESSIVE COMPARED TO A 3.86 OR TO THE MAJORITY OF DUAL ENROLLMENT GRADUATION GPA'S.

OP IS UNABLE TO READ COMMENTS ANYMORE BECAUSE COMMENTER BLOCKS OP.

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u/Wooper184 1d ago

INCORRECT ANSWER AND INSULT SAYING THAT OP IS STUPID FOR NOT KNOWING WHAT IT IS

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u/Outrageous_Score1158 3d ago

UNRELATED REACTION IMAGE

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u/lolopiro 3d ago

INNUENDO ON PENIS SIZE CALLING THE BANANA EXAGGERATEDLY BIG

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u/Own_Explanation_212 3d ago

INAPPROPRIATE COMMENT ABOUT ANOTHER BANANA FOR COMPARISON

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u/Rajymbek 3d ago

COMMENT EXPLAINING EVERYTHING ABOUT THE OBJECT INCLUDING USE CASES IN TOKI PONA

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u/HappyMicroWaves 3d ago

COMMENT ABOUT THE BANANA

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u/GrouchyLettuce2741 3d ago

COMMENT STATING OP SHOULDN’T BE TOUCHING THE OBJECT

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u/chunkomeat101 3d ago

IMAGE REQUESTING EXPLANATION OF THE FUCK THAT OF WHICH THIS SUBREDDIT MAY BE

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u/Exrosity 3d ago

COMMENT THAT IS COMPLETELY WRONG

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u/CodeCold2796 3d ago

SKIN CANCER

2

u/InfinitesimalDuck 3d ago

IDENTITY OF OBJECT

2

u/FyrestoneFox 3d ago

COMMENT ABOUT SOME IRRELEVANT BACKGROUND ITEM THAT JIST HAPPENED TO MAKE IT INTO THE SHOT

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u/pterodactyldotzip 2d ago

HORNY COMMENT ABOUT THE BANANA

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u/Artistic_Fig2156 2d ago

COMMENT ASKING WHY THE BANANA IS SO PERFECT

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u/Marshall7376 2d ago

COMMENT STATING HOW FUNNY THIS COMMENT SECTION IS