Honored servants of the crown, thine liege requires thine counsel

[u/chocolat-viennois]

Shallt I pierce mine nipples?
Will the pain pale compared to the glory to come? Or hast thine regent fallen prey to folly?
I await thine wisdom.

[u/Guilty-Attitude7640]

My liege, thy nipples are ripe for piercing, do not listen to any naysayers

[u/chocolat-viennois → u/Guilty-Attitude7640]

I shallt promote you to head eunuch