r/ScienceShitposts • u/monketeer • Aug 29 '26

Approach Victim

Post image

Another loss in the arms race against the drug trade

932 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

17 comments sorted by

113

u/FungalSphere Aug 29 '26

an utopia where cockroaches and humanity live in harmony

13

u/CelesteWasTaken Aug 29 '26

dinotopia if it were epic more epic than it already is

3

u/Own-Victory-1103 Sep 03 '26

Dystopia where the roaches live alongside humans but the roaches are drugging an increasingly large amount of humans each year to kill, to eventually take over.

79

u/JustVomited Aug 29 '26

Who gave Power Gloves™️ to those roaches?

12

u/8hu5rust Aug 29 '26

The dealers in my neighborhood are getting creative

6

u/currentlyinbiochem Aug 30 '26

If only American had Special Ops Cockaroaches of Komplete Superpowers (S.O.C.K.S) like these little guys during September the Eleventh attacks, (the attacks which are only matched in fatalities on America soil by that of Pearl Harber)…. We could have equipped them with some type of breathing apparatus to deliver O2 (oxygen) to those trapped under the rubble and potentially avoided the murderous and psychopathic rampage committed by the FDNY when they knowingly drowned 2,753 people under the guise of “putting out a fire”. Look at the tapes, they’re spraying water on the collapsed twin towers, not a fire in sight. The only thing you can hear is gurgling noises from all them people drowning and the commissioner of the fire department yelling “get em boys”.

Subscribe to my YouTube substack and Facebook feeds @XxAllahuC0karoachBr3athingApparatus69For_9_11_Fr33domFromDrowningxX

2

u/Nudibrank2000 Sep 16 '26

Looks like somebody’s got a tinfoil hat on

4

u/VoxInferni666 Aug 30 '26

Ah yes... Crank bugs... Medicine of the future

3

u/metroliker Aug 29 '26

My Hero Academia: Vigilantes

2

u/A_Large_Grade_A_Egg Aug 29 '26

Leave DARPA alone without Major Project Enrichment for too long, and you get destructive behaviors like this lol 😹

2

u/CaptainQwazCaz Sep 01 '26

These are going to become the ground warfare variant of drones

2

u/Purple_Search6348 Sep 01 '26

At this point just let me die

2

u/ThrowAbout01 Sep 01 '26

I like to imagine this is what happens inside the HEV Suit in Half-Life.

“Morpheme Administered.”

5

u/mrjoffischl Sep 15 '26

what even is the context for the drug-backpacking cockroaches