r/ShitAmercanssay • u/NNewt84 • 10d ago
You can tell an American wrote this.
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r/ShitAmercanssay • u/NastroAzzurro • 14d ago
To convince a Canadian Premier that everyone wants to be American
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r/ShitAmercanssay • u/maui96 • 28d ago
the whole audience turns on MAGA American at the show in Krakow, Poland
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r/ShitAmercanssay • u/Less-Tangerine4927 • Sep 17 '26
To convince a Canadian Premier that everyone wants to be American
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r/ShitAmercanssay • u/omantoverde • Sep 16 '26
When do Europeans sleep? People with 9-10pm dinners???
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Jokes on them, we’re vampires
r/ShitAmercanssay • u/The__Anonymous__Guy • Sep 09 '26
Not good ones
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Someone said there are other countries outside the US and he responded with not good ones
r/ShitAmercanssay • u/Spicy_Jim • Aug 30 '26
God I love NYC. Where else can you get a sandwich
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r/ShitAmercanssay • u/Ok-komputah • Aug 29 '26
He's just training to be a cop.
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r/ShitAmercanssay • u/Natural_Curve5818 • Aug 28 '26
Your job is safe, Amber. I didn’t come to America to work at Starbucks
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r/ShitAmercanssay • u/The__Anonymous__Guy • Aug 27 '26
Got a ticket for turning left on red in aus??
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Australia drives on the left, so left on red is technically the same as right on red in the US, just illegal here
r/ShitAmercanssay • u/NeonNKnightrider • Aug 26 '26
People died? Ah who cares. Including Americans??? OH MY GOD ITS A DISASTER
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r/ShitAmercanssay • u/Ok-Airport-6058 • Aug 24 '26
Scottish café faces bankruptcy after an assistance dog lawsuit. The American woman behind the case arrives to defend herself in the /r/PoursTea comments.
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American woman refers to herself in the third person through subreddit
r/ShitAmercanssay • u/KlockB • Aug 23 '26
"Love when Europeans think they were part of the team and not just nuclear sponges against the soviets 😂"
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So this is what Europe can expect from Americans after standing together with them during the Cuban Missile Crisis, 9/11, Iraq and Afghanistan.
r/ShitAmercanssay • u/Josefu_Velen • Aug 20 '26
"The European mind can't comprehend this daily commute"
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r/ShitAmercanssay • u/zougathefist • Aug 19 '26
Biggest margin of victory in televised sports games
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Apparently televised 'sports' don't exist elsewhere
r/ShitAmercanssay • u/billgec • Aug 19 '26
New a savage would try to defend American housing
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r/ShitAmercanssay • u/Josefu_Velen • Aug 18 '26
"there HAS to be a way to help them cross the street without inconveniencing and wreaking havoc for literally everyone else in the state."
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r/ShitAmercanssay • u/ThatAustrianRedstone • Aug 15 '26
"Why even bother, everyone knows Austrians are just Germans anyways"
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r/ShitAmercanssay • u/Striking_Attempt9043 • Aug 14 '26
“DC was not designed after Paris.”
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