r/ShitAmericansEat • u/Toucanplaythatgame-2 • Sep 04 '26

Proud American Water

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40 Upvotes

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u/ArtDeve Sep 04 '26

You can taste the newly unregulated Forever Chemicals!

3

u/let-it-rain-sunshine Sep 04 '26

... and the garden hose it came from

1

u/JimboD84 Sep 08 '26

Hose is probably safer

9

u/Boomboclaaat90210 Sep 04 '26

Fucking gross, tbh.

Fuck the USA

5

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '26

Not only profound, but bold, as well.

-2

u/HeavyMusic93 Sep 04 '26

“Fuck the USA” lmao

-2

u/Miserable-Ad-9286 Sep 04 '26

🤡

3

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '26

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u/Xavier200708 Sep 07 '26

calling him a clown is an insult to clowns

5

u/TonaldDiberJasicDump Sep 04 '26

That’s dog whistle water in a can. Maybe it’s just some maggat’s dog’s water in a can.

5

u/Cocoatrice Sep 05 '26

It's beer, right? Because their beer is just a pisswater.

1

u/Inside-Run785 Sep 08 '26

No, it’s water.

3

u/Quick-Maintenance-67 Sep 05 '26

Instead of "Sparkling" shouldn't the red can be "Closeted and angry about it"?

1

u/blumieplume Sep 06 '26

lol or closeted and using so much grindr at republican rallies that the app stops functioning

2

u/BarBryzze Sep 04 '26

Embarrassing.

2

u/Present_Finance_9796 Sep 04 '26

4 dollars for 2 cans of water... and the fact that it is Vapor Distilled makes one wonder.

2

u/Emergency_Exit7603 Sep 04 '26

baw-hahahahaha you can sell a gingo anything if you slap a cheezy american flag on it.

2

u/ajpinton Sep 04 '26

I’m sure it was canned in China.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '26

What does the water have to be proud of?

2

u/Maxwell_the_Marauder Sep 05 '26

"PROUD AMERICAN WATER" now I wanna see back to see manufacturing place lol

2

u/blumieplume Sep 06 '26

It’s prob just sewage water that’s recycled and turned into proud American water aka recycled shit and piss water for dumbasses

1

u/Spirited_Season2332 Sep 04 '26

I've never seen this in a store. What store and region did you see this in?

1

u/False_Membership1536 Sep 04 '26

I wonder where they sell that at, if i had to guess texas or the Capital

1

u/thosmarvin Sep 04 '26

Its a shame, because a can would be better than a bottle….

1

u/Heroic_Sheperd Sep 04 '26

At least it’s aluminum which is infinitely recyclable compared to plastic.

2

u/Educational_Cup_1701 Sep 05 '26

All aluminum drink cans have a plastic polymer lining to protect the metal from the contents.

1

u/Heroic_Sheperd Sep 05 '26

And how comparable is that amount to plastic water bottles?

1

u/Dry_Total_125 Sep 05 '26

Mmmm just a hint of aluminum. My favorite. /S

1

u/LukeHal22 Sep 05 '26

Only morons buy stuff like this.. Like Liquid Death water. It's just water with "cool marketing"

1

u/Jasa_bln Sep 05 '26

Must be code for chlorine

1

u/blumieplume Sep 06 '26

Hahaha what the fuck ewww!!! I can imagine someone in a maga hat drinking this haha!! Bet it tastes like freedom! Durrr!!

1

u/Wilson_Higgins Sep 06 '26

“Pure” huh… funny I hear them use that word a lot in other contexts.

1

u/EmpressDraco Sep 06 '26

Probably costs like $10 a can cuz merika

1

u/Lucky-Vegetable-2827 Sep 10 '26

Did I read correctly? It’s 2 cans for 4$? Or is 1 can 4$. It’s expensive in both cases for a 0.5L or 1L water