r/ShitAmericansSay • u/PortalMaster010 • 16h ago

Language "I´ve done some research on Germany and in German they also call it Germany"

4.5k Upvotes

402 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/esouvieiar • 18h ago

"Americans are 5x smarter than japanese" - Context: Instagram post about life in Japan

4.0k Upvotes

384 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/SheepherderRude4991 • 19h ago

Exceptionalism "American Innovation, European Innovation"

4.5k Upvotes

1.0k comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/RamuneRaider • 14h ago

Imperial units NO GRAMS! USE AMERICAN MEASUREMENTS!

936 Upvotes

79 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/RoroRules13 • 15h ago

Culture 'If this isn't the cleanest example of europe vs america right nowm i don't know what is'

1.0k Upvotes

254 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/rockkjuice • 13h ago

Europe "American regional food is one of the most creative on earth — and Europeans don’t give it nearly enough credit."

204 Upvotes

hard to highlight just one sentence, frankly

126 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/nervusv • 18h ago

Europe “Perhaps, Europa can learn from our wisdom”

471 Upvotes

182 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/anaszafra • 1d ago

I am American. That makes you wet?

8.0k Upvotes

102 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Pretend_Wishbone8409 • 21h ago

Communism “Soviet backed Nicaraguan neighbor.”

663 Upvotes

Hmm, I didn’t know the Soviet Union was still around in 2026.

39 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/irishscouser1892 • 3h ago

"yes, absolutely random minorities compared to the USA"

16 Upvotes

4 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/PresnikBonny • 1d ago

Can't even come up with a flair for this one "America has flying cars and Europe doesn't even have full self-driving."

13.1k Upvotes

630 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Boredengineer_84 • 22h ago

You know there’s more Irish people in the US than there are in Ireland right?

260 Upvotes

Another cracker on the AISlop page. Apparently there are more Irish people in the US than Ireland….. a fight then breaks out between whether they’re Irish, Irish ancestry. Someone else wades in with Irish, Filipino, Dutch, Hispanic and Germanic blood running through them, what are they.

92 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Reasonable-Sign8458 • 1d ago

Education "Yeah idk how Europe messed up so bad with water. Its free everywhere in the us"

395 Upvotes

231 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/MagBerrie • 1d ago

"We show you to your euro games and dominate all the sports"

350 Upvotes

201 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/thickasabrick89 • 1d ago

Education Couldn't care less

555 Upvotes

I know 'couldn't care less' has been done to death but a woman from Florida said the above on a FB reel about things that annoy people in the UK about Americans and I just could not believe what I was reading 🫠

102 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/EugeneStein • 1d ago

Food "American food is overhated."

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701 Upvotes

And more and more replies like that...

289 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Pilk_ • 1d ago

Pickpocketing "People don't understand how conditioned to violence Americans are. You will not be conscious at the end of that altercation, Americans go till knock-out, period."

180 Upvotes

163 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/TruthSeeker1801 • 1d ago

Ancestry 'I really don’t know what these uppity European snobs want me to do, start culturally appropriating the native Americans??'

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231 Upvotes

Using the holocaust as an excuse to justify this attitude is wild.

132 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Cebra23 • 1d ago

„The UK isn’t in Europe“

1.9k Upvotes

166 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LucyLovesApples • 1d ago

Because I like to put food in my Mouth???

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761 Upvotes

234 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ChipRockets • 1d ago

Americans... they "will jack you up over dumb shit."

50 Upvotes

Whole thread is a gold mine.

34 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Adventurous_Path4922 • 1d ago

Food "I'm 100% sure Italy is great at Italian food, but"

116 Upvotes

46 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DillyDallyDooo • 1d ago

States really are as diverse as many European countries

291 Upvotes

Unironically commented on a post about r/shitamericanssay

194 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Significant-Sea-593 • 1d ago

"Because its better then EU"

584 Upvotes

65 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Icetraxs • 1d ago

Ancestry "I also find it interesting to learn about my European roots. I’ve noticed when traveling to Ireland, that the Irish tend to talk shite about Irish-Americans who come to visit. I’ve noticed that most Irish-Americans take more pride in their Irish ancestry than actual Irish people"

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813 Upvotes

With some bonus screenshots

429 comments

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