r/ShitPostCrusaders • schott key no.3 • May 20 '26

Araki Araki deleted his twitter account

prequel: https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPostCrusaders/s/AEeZOYZfe5

fun fact, araki's youtube channel is actually real, but it only has 1 video of him doing the ice bucket challenge (reddit doesn't allow youtube link here)

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u/theburmesegamer275 May 20 '26

Araki really said "Everyone get in the car, we're leaving Twitter now."

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u/RandomRedditorEX May 20 '26

AHH WHAT THE!? THIS ISN'T LEAVING TWITTER!

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u/Present-Shift1261 JOESTAR!!! May 20 '26

IMPOSSIBLE! NO!! HEAVEN'S DOORS!

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u/junrod0079 May 20 '26

[SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE WOOSH]

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u/djbiznatch May 20 '26

IMPOSSIBLE!

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u/UsurperErenJaeger friedqueen May 20 '26

THIS ISN'T THE "DELETE ACCOUNT" BUTTON!!!!!

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u/Ok-March-2809 May 21 '26

No! NOooo! Ah! King Crimson!

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u/wilsontws my Sex Pistol be firin' all night! May 20 '26

不可能

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u/MansaMusaKervill May 20 '26

Luckily this is fake, Araki and that serious bout stuff like this

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u/UsurperErenJaeger friedqueen May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

He did tell us to make memes which are a bit funnier than whatever we make

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u/Bitter_Marzipan_8348 May 20 '26

I knew the moment it mentioned the joke is vile. It's dry and stupid, sure, but vile? My guy, Araki is the guy who wrote the 23rd pos trying to rape a stranger or Narancia getting fenced by Red Emperor. Joseph jumping into a fence due to Judgement is tame.

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u/IntelligentAd5616 schott key no.3 May 21 '26

It's Justice not Judgement

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u/ASERTIE76 May 25 '26

Wtf is "Red Emperor" it's King Crimson😭

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u/mumaume May 20 '26

No this is real, my dad works at shueisha

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u/p_o_t_a_t-o May 20 '26

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u/Eurasia_4002 May 20 '26

Morse code.

My dumbass would only remember a s o e

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u/DiggyDiggyTrench flaccid pancake May 20 '26

In other news, Netflix announces the Steel Ball Run hiatus is actually in place so they can utilize AI 3D modeling animation technology sponsored by Palantir.

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u/Sky_Leviathan A-Batchio-Fuck-Off-Giorno May 20 '26

“GPT love train generate me a justification for assaulting a 14 year old” -funny valentine

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u/kitsunegoon May 20 '26

The justification would be "she's anti semitic"

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u/ShironeWasTaken May 20 '26

The pillarmen have a right to defend themselves

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u/Outside_Ad1020 May 20 '26

The stone of aja was promised to kars 8 gazillion years ago

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u/MaximRq friedqueenfriedqueen May 22 '26

The stone mask also turns vampires into humans but no one bothered to check

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u/idkmanjustfuckmyshit May 20 '26

So we've moved to "the jews are vampires" now?

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u/GlacierWolf8Bit May 20 '26

Where's the source?

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u/LazySerpentDeity Yes! I am! May 20 '26

Why do you think Araki deleted his Twitter?

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u/Jamal_Joestar Vento Oreo May 20 '26

It's me, I am John Netflix.

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u/Neveed May 20 '26

Netflix isn't making Steel Ball Run, David Production is. Netflix is the distributor.

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u/Prajkark19 May 20 '26

Hirohiko Araki just wants to have a quiet life

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u/Quillbolt_h foxy grandpa May 20 '26

Where's this sub's animal instinct, come one

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u/HannibalPoe May 20 '26

I thought Araki loved travelling, given he did it so frequently and commits so many parts of JoJo to spots around the world. Genuinely more surprised to see he hates travelling than him deleting twitter over jojo memes.

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u/Lakeofclovers May 20 '26

its not real fortunately

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u/HannibalPoe May 20 '26

Makes sense, thought I saw him talking about enjoying travelling all over the world.

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u/Kira-Yoshikage69 Ambulance-Chan May 20 '26

He does enjoy travelling. He doesn't have twitter. That account is fake

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u/3nder5tar The world, yo May 20 '26

I didn't even realize it said "hated traveling", my brain just autocorrected it to "love traveling" lol

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u/IntelligentAd5616 schott key no.3 May 20 '26

r/woooooosh but i forgot how many Os there are

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u/LinuXxak Ate shit and fell off my horse May 20 '26

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u/NoTimeToKink bring back fish May 20 '26

A Decade of being a Skonger made me invulnerable to such barely disguised silkposts

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u/ghostpanther218 89 years old May 20 '26

Bait used to be believable

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u/YouIllustrious6379 May 20 '26

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u/4LanReddit May 20 '26

I thought it was just random ass gibberish until i realized it's just the fucking dialogue compressed into the first letter of each word tf?

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u/05-nery [Mandom] May 20 '26

Easy silkpost but I appreciate the effort

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u/Pdiddler5558 May 20 '26

Wait... HE HAD A TWITTER ACCOUNT?!

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u/veensu May 20 '26

Super serious araki

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u/Scrubaati Yes! I am! May 20 '26

Araki has great taste, no big surprise

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u/justcatt this sub sucks balls tbh May 20 '26

steelpost

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u/thegardenof_delights May 20 '26

REGRETEVATOR MENTIONED‼️‼️

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u/alguien99 May 20 '26

I do like that it was just because he doesn’t like the humor of his fandom and not because of stalking or stuff like that

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u/Maxiking40 Ate shit and fell off my horse May 20 '26

This whole ass account is an ARG but I just can't prove it

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u/IntelligentAd5616 schott key no.3 May 20 '26

Which one

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u/Maxiking40 Ate shit and fell off my horse May 20 '26

Yours

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u/IntelligentAd5616 schott key no.3 May 20 '26

Sometimes i post memes

That's all

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u/Maxiking40 Ate shit and fell off my horse May 20 '26

I honestly only noticed the "Araki" twitter memes

Those are definitely the ARG, but I still can't prove it

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u/IntelligentAd5616 schott key no.3 May 20 '26

The things kinda close to an ARG i did is when i posted this video to youtube

Idk

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u/Babington67 May 20 '26

In his defence like every jojoke (outside of roundabout edits) it was funny the first time, meh the second and straight up annoying ever since

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u/ADGx27 May 20 '26

Imagine if bro actually got driven off Twitter by brainrot shitposts lmao

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u/RealPinkSparkles204 Little Cesar's Pizza May 20 '26

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

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u/Blurple_Berry May 20 '26

HOOOORRYY SHIIIITTTT

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u/GaulTheUnmitigated May 21 '26

This is obviously fake because Araki clearly likes traveling.

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u/DavidTheRockGuy May 22 '26

It's obviously fake cause I saw Araki scream laughing and patting his belly watching Joseph fence meme compilations

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

Everybody get in YouTube, we are leaving Twitter now

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u/IntelligentAd5616 schott key no.3 May 23 '26

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u/PeDoDeKaBrA Little Cesar's Pizza May 20 '26

YALL MADE HIM LEAVE?? XDDD I'M ACTUALLY CRYING RN

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u/Greg-theseatreader May 20 '26

this is obviously a fake tweet

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u/PeDoDeKaBrA Little Cesar's Pizza May 20 '26

Aw

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u/Theaveragegamer12 Don't diss the dolphins May 20 '26

He had a twitter account? That's news to me, I though most of his stuff was posted through an editor's account and from small interviews.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

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u/Theaveragegamer12 Don't diss the dolphins May 20 '26

Didn't really fall for it, I was more "surprised" than anything to hear he had potentially made an account on twitter when I know he's got no official accounts.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

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u/Kira-Yoshikage69 Ambulance-Chan May 20 '26

Its a fake post. This is a shitpost sub

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

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u/Electronic-Cry-1254 May 20 '26

This is a shitposting sub

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u/WildConstruction8381 May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

Fair. but also to be fair i’ve been inundated with Steel Ball delay rage for months I kinda forgot I subscribed here.

Anyways read “Manga in theory and practice: the craft of Creating Manga” by Hirohiko Araki! . I highly recommend it for a read and if you do I guarantee you will get laid!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

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u/E_K_Finnman Diavlo III by Blizzard May 20 '26

No he actually said "I'm quite fond of the character "Follie" from the hit game "Warframe""