r/ShitPostCrusaders • Yes! I am! • 4h ago

Anime Part 6 Me? I will be the judge!?!?

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Actually thinking about the stories I experience...?! No! I don't want that!! I want to have no reading comprehension! For ten years at least!!!

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u/Firethorn34 3h ago

I mean, it's pretty clear that the primary fault is on Mrs. Bluemarine, second place goes to the KKK

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u/Formal_Car_2945 2h ago

Pucci also ranks pretty high, i know he wants to be a  preist and all, but just... tell your siblings about what you know instead of leaving them in heartbreak

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u/Level_Counter_1672 3h ago

Imagine a random guy reading that statement ha ha ha

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u/Bush_Hiders 2h ago

Third place Pucci. You’re telling me he couldn’t figure out any better way to get his sister to break up with her boyfriend than calling the KKK on them?

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u/ItaLOLXD 1h ago

He didn't know the guy he hired was in the KKK nor that they would lynch his brother for thinking he's black.
The guy he hired was just a private investigator that was supposed to find some dirt on Weather to make him break up with his sister and that was originally what the guy wanted to do. Unfortunately, he happened to be in the KKK and when he found out that Weathers "mother" was married to a black man he concluded that Weather must be Black too and thus it led to lynching.
For all that's worth Pucci is actually innocent in this particular line of events, it was just fate being cruel.

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u/Bush_Hiders 1h ago

I still think that there could’ve been a better way of going about getting someone to break up with who they don’t know is their brother.

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u/Bush_Hiders 58m ago

Actually on second thought, you right. He’s still a piece of shit in general though, but in this specific instance, he’s one of the victims.

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u/Bulky-Complaint6994 4h ago

Imagine if steel Ball Run pulled the same thing. Who won the race? Up to the readers.

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u/goldtardis 3h ago

I've personally decided Urmd Avdul won the race.

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u/whhu234 dylan 3h ago

Me too, justice for avdol

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u/memer_cat_27 4h ago

We won ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻

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u/vivisectvivi Guanglai Kangyi 3h ago

gaucho won <3

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u/Version_Two Ate shit and fell off my horse 1h ago

Gaucho's one moment is coming soon

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u/Wooden-Variety175 4h ago

Who will be the judge?

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u/butter-walk Yes! I am! 3h ago

*insert eagle catching the baseball drawing, but imagine the eagle as Pet Shop*

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u/Alex103140 Pixel Crusader 3h ago

The woman for swapping the baby, duh.

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u/BubbleGoot 2h ago

Obviously the woman who switched the babies was massively to blame.

Pucci’s parents had no idea about the switch. They have no blame at all.

Pucci also shares a massive amount of blame. He was put into a difficult situation; he either tells the couple the truth and risks his lifelong career in priesthood due to sharing a confession, or he keeps the secret and has to live with the fact that his sister married his brother. It’s a tough dilemma and I don’t blame him for trying to find an alternative solution, but the solution he chose was so absolutely terrible and extreme compared to biting either bullet that it’s impossible to not blame him for the ensuing tragedy.

And obviously the guys from the KKK are to blame as well for being racist, though they are mysteriously absent from Araki’s analysis lol

Wes and Perla had no idea. It was pure bad luck that brought them together. They were truly only guilty of falling in love.

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u/cry_stars owo kawaii doppio 2h ago

the judge will be my stand!

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u/Meikos 3h ago

jokes on you writer, i cant read and just like looking at the pictures

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u/whhu234 dylan 3h ago

Perla was evil for being weak

They are all evil for being alive 

/ref

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u/Peter__Picapiedra 3h ago

Tf did the parents do

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u/Individual-Sweet3400 42m ago

i apparently have such bad reading comprehension that i read the leftmost box as "was it the babies' fault"