r/SignsWithAStory • • 2d ago

Get a life & stay out of my yard

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u/1DownFourUp 2d ago

This has to be an old sign because the world got a lot more stupid

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u/ostrichxcat 2d ago

I was thinking it has to be an old sign because PokΓ©mon Go isn't as big as it once was when I t first came out. I am thinking this at least five years old

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 2d ago

It is still hilarious however.

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 2d ago

Before the pandemic.

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u/sagima 2d ago

I too erred with ten seasons of csi miami

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 2d ago

How is this possible when the very first episode made the Caruso dude look incredibly stupid?

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u/sagima 2d ago

I loved the other two - I just kept giving it a chance. My optimism was restored and nearly crushed with delko leaving then returning

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 2d ago

For me, nothing ever made up for Caruso

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u/DeepFinish2895 2d ago

Unnecessary shots fired at crystal Pepsi

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u/HighChinaman 2d ago

Best to be clear with your allegiances in the Pepsi/Coke war.

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u/DeepFinish2895 2d ago

I hope they bring it back. I work for PepsiCo so now I LOVE Pepsi and want to try the clear version

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 2d ago

I'd love a clear version of coffee. My teeth are so stained.

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u/DeepFinish2895 2d ago

Can't help with that you'll need a redditor that works for Starbucks or something

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u/TrueSelenis 2d ago

It was glorious. They should have kept it

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u/Secodiand 2d ago

Guy seems grumpy, but if it's private property, it's private property.

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u/LegitimateStudio3702 2d ago

Goddamned pokedoodles

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u/KrikosTheWise 2d ago

Ayyyyyy macarena!

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u/Good-Operation4373 2d ago

I love it!!!!!!!

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u/rockne 2d ago

R/forwardsfromgrandma

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u/Abehajeme 2d ago

"Stop having fun!"

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u/1DownFourUp 2d ago

"Hey everyone, let's mock the gamers for never leaving their basement" gamer goes outside "Get back in your basement ya goblin!"

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u/LostVanya 2d ago

"I'm an idiot who does understand middle-grounds."

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u/Aromatic_Issue_2555 2d ago

love this sign

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u/GSilky 2d ago

This is a fun sign!Β 

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u/FlockOfSnowbirds 2d ago

That is one angry Canadian

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u/Legal-Exchange-5931 2d ago

In the words of other Canadians, "B-b-baby, you just ain't seen nothing yet"

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u/accidentpronehiker 2d ago

By far the best I've seen on this sub.

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u/VisionAri_VA 2d ago

Is PokΓ©mon GO still a thing?

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u/Napplebeez 2d ago

Yep, I play it every day. Huge cash grab now tho which sucks, the fun stuff is behind paywall a lot of the time.

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u/Expensive-Border-869 2d ago

Then why do you play it?

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u/Napplebeez 2d ago

I don’t really care about the stuff they make you pay for :) I play for more of the collection aspect. It sounds dumb but it’s a good way to make friends, and it gets me out walking. Some people think it’s a 5 minute stroll but for the events I stay out walking for the full 2-5 hours.

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u/Expensive-Border-869 2d ago

I mean fair enough, have you considered you just like walking? Not saying to necessarily quit the game I have no horse in that race. But it sounds like the game has gotten less fun and youre basically walking but with a mild reward system

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u/CommanderDark126 1d ago

Some people need that mild reward system as incentive to walk

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u/refusedisposable 2d ago

Good for you bro. Do things that make you happy. Anybody who gets on here to tell you how you should or shouldn’t spend your time is a fucking loser. I haven’t played in ages, but it was a fun and interesting way to get moving.

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u/EpsilonActual 2d ago

Is fun a foreign concept to you?

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u/Napplebeez 2d ago

Some hobbies aren’t for everyone πŸ˜‚ when I tell people I bought the $500 life size espeon they look at me like I’m crazy.

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u/DagonThoth 2d ago

Wisdom

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u/stumpjumper1234 2d ago

Dr Cox? is it you?Β 

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u/EffReddit420 2d ago

10 seasons of csi? Was it stupid or not?

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u/scaredt2ask 2d ago

Harder than Crystal Pepsi?!? That’s a bold statement.

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u/Intrepid_Table_8593 2d ago

I get the annoyance and liability issues but this sign is boomer af.

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u/Ok_Helicopter4276 2d ago

I’ll fight him over Crystal Pepsi. It was delicious.

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u/cthulhu_on_my_lawn 2d ago

"Stop doing a harmless activity that gets you outside and walking around and develop a substance abuse issue instead" "But I'm 12" "Good point, you should be drinking straight whiskey by now"

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 2d ago

Old man getting too tired yelling at people to stay off his lawn.

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u/Groundbreaking_Act44 2d ago

Or, you know, don’t.

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u/Room_Temp_Coffee 2d ago

I think those other signifiers put him in the age range for pet rock as well. And there's no way there's anything dumber than a pet rock.

And maybe their idea of having a life is living out a childhood dream with friends πŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ

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u/NovelStrict5281 2d ago

Who would complain about Bush at this stage in the game? Irrelevant sign.

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u/CautiousCoyote2324 2d ago

No CSI Miami actually outshined the OG imo.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JhJYK9TnxAbTO

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u/DeepFinish2895 2d ago

You're entitled to your really bad opinion