r/Simulated • u/matigekunst • 6d ago

Proprietary Software Say when

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Part of the TouchDesigner POPtober challenge. Day 11. Attribute POP. Sorry, can't set TouchDesigner as flair

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u/MisterBicorniclopse 6d ago

The blue ball that completely missed made me laugh. Also I love the absurdity of someone ordering this much of the world’s stickiest ice cream

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u/birbhorse 6d ago

thank you for linking to the wikipedia article for blue, now i understand what you meant when you said "blue ball"

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u/MisterBicorniclopse 5d ago

Oh that’s just a little quirk of my keyboard, the word blue and the word house are how they should be

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u/Plantres 4d ago

Love it

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u/newtoboarding 6d ago

The sound effects are awesome! So many people skip sound design but it really makes a difference.

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u/matigekunst 6d ago

Thanks for noticing:) It's Meld in Ableton with surround panning based on xz

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u/PunkLemonade 6d ago

The sound is my favorite part too. All around I love it!

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u/ajgutyt 6d ago

tats- that- you can st- ok that- that hit my ha- and that completly mis-YOU CAN STOP NOW!

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u/Rowcan 6d ago

And the ice cream guy is starting you dead in the eyes the entire time.

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u/Contraposite 6d ago

Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word

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u/ajgutyt 6d ago

... i aint paying for that -_-

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u/0dty0 6d ago

Boy, I've not seen balls this sticky this side of a 12 hr road trip.

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u/_TheLazyAstronaut_ 6d ago

When Baskin Robbins gives you the obligatory 31 scoops

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u/Aesk 6d ago

when

When...

WHEN!

WHEN!

...

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u/sethkills 5d ago

It turns out the ice cream scooper is hard of hearing. :(

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u/teduh 6d ago

HEY, I DIDN'T SAY WHEN!!

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u/MasterCrumble1 6d ago

Can I have uuuuuuhh... 700 balls, with some sprinkles on top.

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u/AshFalkner 6d ago

The one that missed the cone entirely…

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u/MeBadNeedMoneyNow 6d ago

What a time to be alive

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u/earlobe7 6d ago

I feel like this ice cream might be difficult to swallow

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u/gdesner 5d ago

This would be a cool screensaver, sorta like those colorful pipes from WinXP.

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u/bhison 5d ago

this made me laugh like a child. thank you.

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u/untidybitch 6d ago

Dodgeball anyone?

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u/Ironmannan 6d ago

🎵 if you like to talk to tomatoes. If a cucumber makes you smile 🎵

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u/abbassav 3d ago

MOAAR!! 

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u/matigekunst 6d ago

For the curious: I've made a video about how DLA works on YouTube. I'm planning to do an explainer on how to program squishy physics solvers in real-time on the GPU if there's any interest. The technique, minus the physics, is similar to the solvers I explain in this video

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u/risbia 6d ago

Hilarious, you gotta make a photo real version 

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u/Dman0o9 6d ago

big fan of the blue one that just misses completely

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u/clarenceappendix 6d ago

What do I owe you?

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u/qutorial 5d ago

WHENNNNN!!! WHEN WHEN WHEN WHEN!

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u/Mr_Moi25 6d ago

For a second i thought that was Sarah from Gumball

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u/JingamaThiggy 5d ago

Dude I remember when I used to play one of those shitty mobile games where you throw a bunch of ball shaped chicken that sticks to each other and stack as many chicken balls as you can. Brings back memories

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u/PURPLEisMYgender 3d ago

If these are dropped randomly, I really want a version where the first one misses entirely.

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u/Nikoladge 6d ago

testicle simulator