r/SipsTea • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 06 '26

Feels good man Bryan Johnson got Autoimmune Disease

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

either because of legality or just plain strangeness.

My guess would be legality since he literally brags about using digital cockrings to compare his nocturnal erections to his 17 year old sons

*edit correction kid is 19 now. Still strange as fuq

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u/Apart_Macaron_313 Jul 06 '26

Oh come on I've been awake for 5 minutes.

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u/afkafterlockingin Jul 06 '26

Yeah that’s where I’m at. Christ almighty

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u/ghostrooster30 Jul 06 '26

Been awake a few hours and trust, it actually makes it worse. Better your brain can’t fully comprehend what it just read.

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u/AIBotNotARealUser Jul 06 '26

I came home from work after a stressful day, ate food my gf cooked, showered and laid in bed.

Definitely worse than if I read it this morning.

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u/BreakPalaceBrokedown Jul 06 '26

Yeah cuz you already showered! Now after reading that you have to again…

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u/DaGriffon12 Jul 06 '26

You're just reminding them later so they see it AFTER they're fully cognitive. Totally didn't do it for the same reason. Lol

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u/ghostrooster30 Jul 06 '26

lol look if I had to to fully comprehend that sentence, then so should they. It’s only fair.

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u/DaGriffon12 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Exaaaactly. Full comprehension of the horrors of mankind is the only way to truly live.

Edit: Grammar