r/SipsTea • • Aug 18 '26

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u/fuelstoprolerdogfart Aug 18 '26

Seriously, I usually eat the most out of my party when I go to buffets, the one time I was outdone, the guy ate an absolutely disgusting amount of food, and still wast kicked out.

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u/SirkutBored Aug 18 '26

There was once a seafood buffet in my town when I was working in radio. Everyone at the stations knew each other and three of the engineers from various stations, who were pretty big boys, would get together for lunch from time to time. One time they chose the seafood buffet. The guys were told that they were no longer allowed to all show up at the same time. 2 could, but not all three. True story.

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u/1GeorgeMarcus2MJ8LBJ Aug 18 '26

Buffets will fill your drink up to 100% even if it’s at like 85% full cause it makes people drink more. less room for food. but if you eat too much, they flip the strategy and let you go dry with no drink for a while. i get like 12 plates of chicken skewers when i go and i can tell they don’t like me

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u/Unreasonable_jury Aug 18 '26

That's when you walk up and refill your own drink.

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u/mushplush Aug 18 '26

There are buffets where they don’t have self-serve drinks?

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker Aug 18 '26

Pretty much everything you can imagine happens.

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 Aug 18 '26

They usually accompany all you can eat menus with weird rules to discourage it anyway like olive garden makes you order more pasta every time you finish and make you wait 5 - 10 minutes for a small plate. You want to leave before you're full

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