r/SipsTea • • Aug 18 '26

We have fun here What an absolute legend

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u/OddFellowSteamedHam Aug 18 '26

"that man ate all of our shrimp ...and two plastic lobsters!"

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u/Rabbit-Hole-Quest Aug 18 '26

I know someone who went to a Vegas buffet and accidentally took a bite of the decorative fruit that was part of the decor. He got kicked out because of that.

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u/OddFellowSteamedHam Aug 18 '26

"Twas a moonless night, dark as pitch, when out of the mist came a beast more stomach than man"