r/SipsTea • • Sep 17 '26

SMH Just gonna leave this right here ☕

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u/Legio_X_Equestris5 Sep 17 '26

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u/ITheRebelI Sep 17 '26

Remember when she sang live, "BBC told me to keep it PG. BBC, I want it in me."

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '26

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u/PanteraOne Sep 17 '26

How do you know the size of the majority of black dudes dicks?

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u/aethaeria Sep 17 '26

Because if the majority had BBC their avg dick size would be more than .1 inches larger than whites average dick size. Thank you internet for 'educating' me on this subject...

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u/Competitive_Rip3704 Sep 17 '26

Sir…

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u/aethaeria Sep 17 '26

Lol, I learned this after some black dude responded to something with some nonsense about why white women love them and a white dude asked grok what the difference in avg sizes was.

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u/Untouchable64 Sep 17 '26

What’s a BBC???????

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u/ITheRebelI Sep 17 '26

Big Br*tish Channel

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u/Untouchable64 Sep 17 '26

Oh! I thought it had something to do with cock. Lol

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u/HeadintheSand69 Sep 17 '26

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u/crixusandspartacus Sep 17 '26

If you clicked on the link

PS: nice cock

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u/BrilliantEntry5189 Sep 17 '26

holy shit its so tasty

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u/New_journey868 Sep 17 '26

I always thought it meant big beautiful cock 🤣 so big cocks all races. because bbw means big beautiful women. On reflection beautiful would be an odd choice of adjective for a dick TIL i guess

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u/spilly_talent Sep 17 '26

This reply had me absolutely cackling I’m sorry

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u/Far_oga Sep 17 '26

Corporation*

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u/redundanthero Sep 17 '26

The BBC is a well-regarded public service and stands for the British Broadcasting Cock, if you weren't familiar.

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u/vitrolium Sep 17 '26

The Big British Castle.

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u/Material-Jacket3939 Sep 17 '26

Beef, Bacon, & Cheddar sandwich at Rax’s.

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u/Thagreatone92 Sep 17 '26

Empowering and brave.....

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '26

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u/Snakebird11 Sep 17 '26

She's already done softcore porn on netflix, who gives a rats ass

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u/No-Break6679 Sep 17 '26

Oh I see. When she does it it’s empowering. When I do it it’s gay

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '26

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u/MerabuHalcyon Sep 17 '26

Sir this is a Wendy's

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u/Heisenburg42 Sep 17 '26

To be fair, they're probably doing this at your local Wendy's anyway

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u/5000fed Sep 17 '26

For a spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy’s, there isn’t much I wouldn’t do

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u/Burdman06 Sep 17 '26

Its not gay if its in a three-way. Thats the rule

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u/exorivis Sep 17 '26

Sir you forgot “if there’s a honey is the middle there’s some leeway”

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u/Meaty_Wizard Sep 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/DxTxykqZaRUoCQIGrZ

That's a Devil's Triangle.

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u/AmericanComplaint Sep 17 '26

Me when I think about PJ, Tobin and Squee.

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u/LividTacos Sep 17 '26

But everyone always forgets Donkey Dong Doug.

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u/Lukersf Sep 17 '26

... And gang bang Greg.

I have two uncles named Doug and Greg and I refer to both as that, in my head lol

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u/hikerbiker6397 Sep 17 '26

I enjoy BEER, I drank BEER, I still drink BEER!

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u/LividTacos Sep 17 '26

Do YOU drink beer, Senator?

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u/Best_Wasabi_251 Sep 17 '26

I always called it "the Eiffel Tower."

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u/Crazy4Swayze420 Sep 17 '26

When the hands clap it becomes the Eiffel Tower otherwise it's just a spit roast.

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u/Indigo2015 Sep 17 '26

Sparkling spit roast

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u/Sp4c3D3m0n Sep 17 '26

Its an Alabama spit roast if yer arm wrasslin on her back.

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u/Telemere125 Sep 17 '26

I thought that was when it was during a family reunion

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u/_YenSid Sep 17 '26

Sex is always a family reunion in Alabama.

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u/ProbablySlacking Sep 17 '26

Wait, I thought a Devil’s Triangle was like quarters?

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u/paging_mrherman Sep 17 '26

Thera a family guy bit where someone like

I had a devils threesome.

What’s that?

3 guys.

That’s just gay sex

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u/siantmercury Sep 17 '26

Hello? Didn’t people drag Miss Sabrina for an album cover last year where she was in a similarly compromising position?

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Sep 17 '26

it's almost like sex sells or something

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u/reality72 Sep 17 '26

Can confirm, I like sex because monke brain

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Sep 17 '26

we are all monke

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 Sep 17 '26

I also choose that guys monke

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u/mooptastic Sep 17 '26 edited Sep 17 '26

almost like this is a reaction sub that is constantly being farmed for karma by posting obviously contradictory or objectively incorrect posts and captions, or stoking gender/racial division

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u/rabton Sep 17 '26

Yep - OP only posts in "Tea" and Indian subs and half the posts are direct contradictions.

It's almost sad how easy it is to stir drama to farm some karma

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon Sep 17 '26

There's been an insane uptick of celebrity related shit. Most of it by this particular poster. I report it for low effort.

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u/smokeweedNgarden Sep 17 '26

A system of sex, interlinked within sells, interlinked within one fem

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u/Jean-LucBacardi Sep 17 '26

It was this one

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u/SoulCrusher2018 Sep 17 '26

Isn't that what Spinal Tap wanted their Album cover to be?

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u/nalaloveslumpy Sep 17 '26

Basically, except she would be fully nude and the dude would be shoving a glove in her face, hence the title "Smell the Glove".

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u/canonry Sep 17 '26

The record company thought it was too sexy or something, so they had to change it.

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u/Ambitious_Manager_82 Sep 17 '26

"Sexist not sexy"

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u/Thorn-Wishes-Aegis Sep 17 '26

its literally the joke and I thought it was epic

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u/Calm_Effective6650 Sep 17 '26

Smell the glove

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u/Gogyoo Sep 17 '26

Well, this one's called Lick My Love Pump.

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u/Drapabee Sep 17 '26

D minor, the saddest of all keys 😢

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u/GoblinWrangl3r Sep 17 '26

She looks like she just got throat fucked tbh

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u/geogeology Sep 17 '26

Yeah people did drag her for it. OP is presenting a completely bad faith argument.

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u/terminbee Sep 17 '26

OP's picture is an AI picture of a buff dude wearing a cap with a skull; that should tell you everything.

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u/A__SPIDER Sep 17 '26

In this sub? I don’t believe you

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u/PuckSenior Sep 17 '26

I mean, to go further, is anyone dragging Sidney Sweeney for doing sexual stuff? I thought her controversy was more about politics than "big boobs in your face"

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u/Cupids-Sparrow Sep 17 '26

Yeah there was actually a controversy around it, people didn't let it fly. She even had to come up with an alternate cover.

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u/Open-Gate-7769 Sep 17 '26

Except she kept the original as the primary cover because she basically said “yall are crazy, I love this cover”

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u/Forever_Inspired Sep 17 '26

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u/MilwaukeeMan420 Sep 17 '26

A simpler time

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u/WaitroseValueVodka Sep 17 '26

I remember when I was outraged by Robin Thicke

Sweet summer child

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u/changleosingha Sep 17 '26

Beetle juice and the Tongue

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u/lucky_jack777 Sep 17 '26

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u/Other-Ad-8510 Sep 17 '26

Culture war bots are gonna culture war until at least the midterms

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u/Shenloanne Sep 17 '26

Culture wars will continue to be fought to avoid us fighting class war.

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u/Uh-Usernames Sep 17 '26 edited Sep 17 '26

Literally 😭😭

People act like a woman expressing her sexuality is the same thing as killing people and starting nuclear war 😭😭😭

Same thing with Sydney Sweeneys Sports ad. No, it's literally not that deep 😭. Tiktok just likes to take republican / conservative view points and repackage them as progressive 😭

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u/NegativeEBITD Sep 17 '26

The issue isn't that Sydney Sweeney did anything, it's that gambling degenerates who can't pay attention without tits on the screen are now mainstream.

We used to shame people like that into being better. Now they're the most reliable American gooner- I mean consumer.

Sydney Sweeney is the personification of idiocracy.

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u/totashi777 Sep 17 '26

Yall really gonna pretend Sabrina didnt get hate for this?

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u/Equus-007 Sep 17 '26

Close to 0% of the actual population gives a rat's ass what either of them do.

Stop feeding the ragebait media.

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u/MWBurbman Sep 17 '26

It’s lame that it’s just non stop posts about the same culture war shit.

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u/Maleficent-Crew-5424 Sep 17 '26

Elections are right around the corner, it's gonna be like this for a while unfortunately.

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u/Sancticide Sep 17 '26

I mean, Sydney is an actress, not a simger/dancer, so if she did it it would kinda be weird. Like, where would this take place? In a movie? On Kimmel Live? This makes zero sense.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '26

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u/YakAcceptable5635 Sep 17 '26

Yeah wtf is this?

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u/BenMessina Sep 17 '26

I saw it too but you bested me

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u/caw_the_crow Sep 17 '26

Is this a deepfake? Wtf

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u/beezneezy Sep 17 '26

Yeah I saw this too and I can’t continue without this being the main discussion point…

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u/Acceptingoptimist Sep 17 '26

Who is that and how the fuck did you see it?

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u/SignoreBanana Sep 17 '26

Guessing AI post processing? but who tf knows

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u/_frank_tank Sep 17 '26

Clearly the only solution here is to have both of them don string bikinis, grease up, and wrestle. Winner takes all.

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u/aimeelee76 Sep 17 '26

I just want heath care.

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u/MomsAreola Sep 17 '26

I remember when Britney dropped on the scene and everyone complained about how a 16yo dressed like a 25yo. Now we got 25yo women dressing like an 8 year olds doll. wtf is this.

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u/Bennyseed Sep 17 '26

Wtf is your account name 😵‍💫

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u/GiveMeSomeShu-gar Sep 17 '26

Fake internet culture wars

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u/RagingAnemone Sep 17 '26

It's election season. People paying good money to create fake internet culture wars.

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u/Gay-_-Jesus Sep 17 '26

Im so sick of this shit lol. It’s either Sweeney or Clancy. Every post, trying to divide everyone

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u/BradPittbodydouble Sep 17 '26

Yuuuup. Also I remember culture war complaints about that pose too

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u/IfICouldStay Sep 17 '26

TIL, Sabrina Carpenter and Sydney Sweeney are two different people.

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u/AceOBlade Sep 17 '26

Sabrina carpenter is the one who's boyfriend is a Macchiato.

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u/ZeeBalls Sep 17 '26

“Iconic” is a choice here.

But hey, to each their own.

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u/ThrowRAboredinAZ77 Sep 17 '26

Oh please, nobody would believe Sydney Sweeney's a witch.

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u/Witty_Ad_898 Sep 17 '26

Who? And also, who?

Who gives a fuck? We have bigger problems than celebrity tabloid drama.

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u/betsylang Sep 17 '26

Sweeney would never. Thats a black man!

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u/Doodiecarrier Sep 17 '26

lmao

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u/Overly_Mehdicated Sep 17 '26

The "Top 1% Commenter" tags really bring this image together.

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u/Past-Lecture-3769 Sep 17 '26

non other than " top 1% commentator "

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '26

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u/FabianGladwart Sep 17 '26

Sabrina's whole brand is being horny and it appeals to horny people

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u/Blond-N-Buff80 Sep 17 '26

Such a tryhard

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u/jammed7777 Sep 17 '26

Why is this subs deal about the fake Sydney Sweeney controversy

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u/Broad-Werewolf848 Sep 17 '26

It's an incel slop sub now. That's really all there is to it 🤷‍♂️

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u/mcauthon2 Sep 17 '26

I was wondering why I kept seeing stuff about her on the front page and all 3 have been from this sub

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u/Kibblebitz Sep 17 '26

The guy that posted this has 612,080 post karma and 9,900 comment karma, and has been a Redditor for 5 months.

If anyone falls for this puddle deep manufactured culture war slop they really need to take a step back and think about why they are so easily led around.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '26

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u/Dependent_Amount6825 Sep 17 '26

This Sydney Sweeney psyop is old. Let’s talk about how pedophiles are burning our planet down

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u/MasterOutlaw Sep 17 '26

Instead of leaving it here, you could have just left it in the trash where it belonged.

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u/LastOfTheGiants2020 Sep 17 '26

Lol Sabrina Carpenter really is "edgy Taylor Swift"

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u/Cautious-Sun6494 Sep 17 '26

More like *slutty Taylor Swift*.

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u/JalapenoPopPoop Sep 17 '26

As someone who only knows about sabrina carpenter through random social media tidbits I feel like her entire thing is just "I might be short, but I sure do like sex!"

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u/Jormungand1342 Sep 17 '26 edited Sep 17 '26

Im a guy so the target audience for the Sydney Sweeney commercial. 

And there is a nuance here that I feel is lost on so many people. 

Sabrina Carpenter (example, the music os definitely not targeted at me.) is doing that during her show. You can argue her audience, and ages and so many other things. In the end though im buying a ticket to a show. I have to expect to see this. She does it at a bunch of shows and is doing it during a song about Juno. This would be like getting mad at Rage Against the Machine for being politically motivated, yes I know people have. They are just as stupid. 

With Sydney Sweeney, all her stuff is way more accessible. Ive seen that add on TV, youtube, and in public. Stuff like that used to be banished to only seen after 10/11pm on TV. You saw that if you were up late (or a horny teen seeking it out)

But you had to seek it out. 

So the fact that it is that revealing and risqué isn't that big of a deal. IF this was playing on FX or something at 11pm. The fact that im seeing it on YouTube at 2pm and I know about because it popped up on my friends kids YouTube is insanity. 

We are having it shoved in our faces and then called so many things depending on the stance we take. 

I dont hate her, I hate the systems we have on place that make this normal. 

Don't even fucking start me on the gambling and sports angle. 

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u/2grim4u Sep 17 '26

I mostly agree with this. I think it should be higher. I will say though that I don't think her music's target audience is male, but not really relevant. 

I'll add, she is performing for herself, for her fans in a show, and Sweeny is not. She's hocking another person's product. I think that all together is the biggest difference: performance vs marketing.

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u/Think_Bluebird_4804 Sep 17 '26

Must be boring fighting a culture war.

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u/MJ-Franklin Sep 17 '26

Other women are a lot less threatened by Sabrina because she's a midget.

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u/iotl4444 Sep 17 '26

I once saw Sabrina described as "what gay men think straight men are attracted to" and I think that's really accurate

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u/NegativeEBITD Sep 17 '26

It's almost like her brand is tailored to women, not to men.

Unlike someone else in this conversation.

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh Sep 17 '26

I mean she's hot, kinda impossible to deny

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u/robertoxd Sep 17 '26

Personally she gives me uncanny valley vibes, mature face with strong make up while being that short feels off

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u/RockinRoxas Sep 17 '26

*because her tits are midgets

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u/Embarrassed_Mix_6619 Sep 17 '26

not everyone loves a massive set of honkers

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u/Knyfe-Wrench Sep 17 '26

Sidney Sweeney did do this. The entirety of Euphoria was her "doing this."

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u/0rangeVenom Sep 17 '26

I mean people get upset at Sabrina for it too. People are puritanical online. Go read her comments; it's all Christian reactionary bullshit. Not sure what angle this is coming from.

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u/ExpertOver3046 Sep 17 '26

And she’s just as much of a whore and weird, if not weirder than sydney

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u/Altruistic-Star-3862 Sep 17 '26

does anyone still actually care about this culture war bs? it's so exhausting, how do any of y'all have the energy especially doing it for free?

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u/glazedapplefritter Sep 17 '26

People have scrutinized Sabrina doing stuff like this while on tour. Remember her album cover? It had people saying she normalizes DV against women.

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u/aya00303 Sep 17 '26

We’re calling anything iconic nowadays

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u/bhop_monsterjam Sep 17 '26 edited Sep 17 '26

what in the usa culture war am I looking at

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u/KylosLeftHand Sep 17 '26

I’m chronically online enough to know that Sabrina was also dragged for a lot of stuff on this tour and for the album cover and pictures that came out around this time.

Also, Sabrina markets herself and her image to young women and sings songs about dumb men, while Sydney very much markets herself to men even going so far as to sell soap made with her bath water targeted to male audiences. You’re comparing apples to melons.

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u/CrashDummyBuddy Sep 17 '26

"I don't perform for the male gaze" or something like that she said...

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u/DesolateHowl Sep 17 '26

Sabrina Carpenter did this on her tour at the venues that people bought tickets to see her, not on a commercial where everyone has to see it just by not paying to stop ads.

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u/BlueFairyWolf Sep 17 '26

Look mom, more fake culture wars to divide Americans so we won't rise against the billionaire and trillionaire class(es).

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u/chronoffxyz Sep 17 '26

Kinda tired of the mass hypersexualization of fucking everything. Would love to go a day or two without seeing a billboard with Sweeney’s jugs on it.

Did I miss the meeting where everyone decided that all brands need to be mega fuckable?

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u/Resident-Weekend1906 Sep 17 '26

"iconic" and it's just some hoe getting spitroasted

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u/True_Protection6842 Sep 17 '26

The iconic Eifel Tower?

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u/fattsmann Sep 17 '26

The context matters -- Sabrina Carpenter is pretty open about how she's using her sexuality for "commerce."

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u/Ritualsexclub Sep 17 '26

Make spit roasting more socially acceptable 

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u/Reverend_Tommy Sep 17 '26

Can people stop paying attention to that no-talent Trumper hack, Sydney Sweeney? I swear, there's an inverse correlation between an actress's talent and how often she appears in lingerie.

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u/Anxious-Dimension571 Sep 17 '26

Why is this sub 90% culture-war bullshit?