Yeah either the kid becomes self-confident as fuck and develops a strong sense of humour …. Or he(she?) isn’t gonna make it. Hurts to see someone being dealt such a shitty set of cards for life
I wish the state would snatch that baby as soon as the umbilical cord is cut. Anybody who names their child based on donations should not be able to raise that child. Kids are not avenues for clicks and clout. But for sure I hope that kid had the chutzpah to moonwalk through adversity because it's coming out the gate with shitty hand
If I had money and a time machine, I'd go back and pay my parents to name me Motherfucker Jones. I could go by Mofo Jojo for short, like Mojo Jojo in Powerpuff Girls. Then I'd need to lock in and somehow become president so that I can go down in history as President Motherfucker. Y'know, like Streetlamp Le Moose.
My answering machine message would be, "You got Mojo, baby, what's happenin'?"
Day job: Food truck cafe with the famous Mo' Jo coffee.
Night job: Writing funky post-apocalyptic fiction of a terrible world without me in it, called No Mo' Mojo.
Weekend hobby: Making Disco music with my band, MomomomomomomomomOOOoooJOOooo!! (the exclamation mark is part of the name and I also typed it really loud)
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u/Pee_and_flee 24d ago
Yeah either the kid becomes self-confident as fuck and develops a strong sense of humour …. Or he(she?) isn’t gonna make it. Hurts to see someone being dealt such a shitty set of cards for life