r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U • 24d ago

WTF Group Project actually made more sense

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u/SryBub 24d ago

Hey I slept with your mom! 'Yeah I know everyone fucking did...' 

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u/No-left-toes 24d ago

Dude has only one choice: lean into it and become a comedian to put her on blast.

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u/Pee_and_flee 24d ago

Yeah either the kid becomes self-confident as fuck and develops a strong sense of humour …. Or he(she?) isn’t gonna make it. Hurts to see someone being dealt such a shitty set of cards for life

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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 24d ago

The probability is like the craziest part. He(or she) could've been born in a failed state or Asia/Africa which have like a >70% chance to be born there. Out of like the <5% chance they were born in the North American continent, they were born to Bonnie fuckin' Blue