Group Project actually made more sense

[u/LazyGuy4U]

[u/Pee_and_flee]

Yeah either the kid becomes self-confident as fuck and develops a strong sense of humour …. Or he(she?) isn’t gonna make it. Hurts to see someone being dealt such a shitty set of cards for life

[u/arrynyo → u/Pee_and_flee]

I wish the state would snatch that baby as soon as the umbilical cord is cut. Anybody who names their child based on donations should not be able to raise that child. Kids are not avenues for clicks and clout. But for sure I hope that kid had the chutzpah to moonwalk through adversity because it's coming out the gate with shitty hand

[u/frohnaldo → u/arrynyo]

100% this isn’t happening.

But, if my mom named me betbolt for 1.2 m and put even half that into an account for me until I was 18.

You could name me motherfucker jones for all I care

[u/MuckaMucka1337 → u/frohnaldo]

It was a dark rainy night……I snuck into my mom’s room while she was sleeping……crept over and put my hands in……..my mom’s purse and took her money. I really fucked her over. And that’s why they call me Muthafucka Jones”

[u/frohnaldo → u/MuckaMucka1337]

Genuinely shocking you’re the first person to seemingly catch the name