r/SipsTea • u/lonewolff321 • 19d ago

WTF $1,400 for this build quality is unacceptable

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u/Inexorabilis 19d ago

Just wait for Apple to create vibranium.

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u/C-LonGy 19d ago

I’m holding out for adamantium. I’ve seen what thanos done to the shield. What if that was my phone!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/SsIhsDjyAQ0stqiWd1

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u/halotraveller 19d ago

applemantium

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u/00ishmael00 19d ago

ApplemantiumTM

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u/MrFireWarden 19d ago

And I think I'm going to love it.

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u/MJay185 19d ago

ApplemanTM

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u/Quelonius 19d ago

I think I'll wait for Applemantium Pro Max

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u/Noobverizer 19d ago

iMantium?

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u/corecenite 19d ago

i wanna say timcookium but i forgot he's not the ceo anymore. nevertheless, johnternusium is better for the ears anyway.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 19d ago

Nah, mithril is where it’s at.

https://giphy.com/gifs/CNAhQuDceLwwo

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u/Pernicious_Possum 19d ago

Even so, it’s still stronger than adamantium

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u/mrGreenExit 19d ago

Vibranium case exclusively by apple for overpriced phone. Price: another kidney. Thanks

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u/ZeroAdPotential 19d ago

explodes the second your phone rings while the vibration is on.

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u/mrGreenExit 19d ago

My boy is smart and seriously learning material science

https://giphy.com/gifs/hFROvOhBPQVRm

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u/Meolans 19d ago

Adamantium will be even better 💪🏻

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u/TraditionalMetal1836 19d ago

Only the original Nokias are made of that.

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u/tultamunille 19d ago

Adam Ant Yum
Adamant Chum
Adam Auntie Um…

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u/FinasCupil 19d ago

And at better quality.

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u/King_Kasma99 19d ago

Someone else will. 5 years later Apple will use it and every fanboy will scream how innovative they are.

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u/Vaeltaja82 19d ago

If Apple would create vibranium or whatever material the Chinese Android manufacturers would already be using it 10 years before so Apple can claim to have invented it 10 years later.

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u/SpeedBlitzX 19d ago

Nah someone else will discover vibranium and Apple will wait 10 years to implement it /jk

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u/akiva23 19d ago

It would be bad at dissipating heat I think

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u/Outrageous-Guess1350 19d ago

Uru or go home.

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u/Natural__Power 19d ago

They wouldn't do this because it would increase quality

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u/ScoobertD 19d ago

Will the screen be made out of diamondillium diamondium?

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u/IbsinRG 19d ago

What about unobtainanium? 😏

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u/sharetheloadddddd 19d ago

I searched through these comments for this

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u/KilllllerWhale 19d ago

They need Swedenium, same material they build Volvos with

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u/ChiknBreast 19d ago

Next stop, unobtanium

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u/thingamajig1987 19d ago

That would require apple to actually invent something new instead of modifying existing things and marketing them better.

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u/cmdrbiceps 16d ago

You mean another manufacturer create it and release it 3 years before, then apple do it and now it's new and revolutionary

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u/embercleaved 15d ago

Or wait for Samsung to invent Vibranium and then Apple play it off as theirs 5 years later.