r/SipsTea • u/lonewolff321 • 19d ago

WTF $1,400 for this build quality is unacceptable

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u/mobfather 19d ago

This is why I think that the next iPhone should be made using asbestos.

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u/findMyNudesSomewhere 19d ago

I feelnit should be Lead.

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u/Necessary_DaNoodle 19d ago

I think you've had enough, actually.

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u/Micro-Naut 19d ago

Good old wholesome lead. We can go for the child friendly angle

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u/findMyNudesSomewhere 19d ago

It should also really help Apple with the whole light and thin approach imho

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u/KidCharIemagne 19d ago

Asbestos also smells nice!

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u/Hobbes_XXV 19d ago

Tastes like lays chips too

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u/Shoddy_Background_48 19d ago

I don't do asbestos, I just like the way it smells.

Wait.

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u/SherlockBonz 19d ago

There'd still be a line around the block on release day.

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u/wildmaninid 19d ago

Enhanced with Cesium for optimal radioactivity.