r/SipsTea • • 19d ago

Chugging tea Bro definitely kept one

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u/GimmeCRACK 19d ago

Authorities delivered the 45 bars to the lprecinct. Investigators spent all weekend reviewing the 42 gold bars to ensure they're legitimate. Armored guards then transported the 38 gold bars to the local treasury. Our nation is proud to secure these 25 gold bars to ensure currency stability.
10 years later:
Upon inspection, the 5 gold bars are still safe and secure.

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u/ASCanilho 19d ago

Yes, the Portuguese weapons / drug / stolen Bitcoin story all over again...

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u/Calamity_Carrot 18d ago

And wdym the US military has never passed an audit? This is the only audit they need

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u/Zealousideal_Low1287 19d ago

Are people not sick of this joke on every thread like this?

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u/xmromi 19d ago

I'm sick of people like you

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u/flappingduckz 19d ago

Ive seen this post before or something similar but didn't come across this comment before and found it funny. sometimes it's not for everybody, but for specific people who appreciate it.

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u/aspiringalcoholic 19d ago

I know right? It's parroted literally on the comment below this one as well. It wasn't funny the first 10 thousand times

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u/GoblinToHobgoblin 19d ago

I agree with you but im gonna down vote you anyways cause im also sick of people complaining 

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u/GimmeCRACK 19d ago

Yeah well im sick of the people complaining about the people compaining about the thing that people are sick of !!

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u/ZenEnergizerBunny 19d ago

How dare others find amusement in things I don't enjoy, it's outrageous!

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u/aspiringalcoholic 19d ago

If you want to clap like a seal when you see the same joke repeated for the hundredth time, that's your prerogative. Walk in the light of god, brother

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u/ZenEnergizerBunny 19d ago

It's the hundredth time for you, not everyone else. You should take your own advice about walking in gods light, since I'm pretty sure it involves not being an ass

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u/DaWock1415 19d ago

It’s funny how he is continuing the joke. First he said 10 thousand times then hundredth time, I’m pretty sure he’s only heard it only 10 times.