r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 8d ago

Chugging tea Bro is speaking in code

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u/sheckshow858 8d ago

Is he bragging or complaining?

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u/FancyThing8889 8d ago

He’s reading a hostage statement while she watches from the doorway.

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u/PunkPirate56364 8d ago

My wife is not a skinwalker!

starts blinking in morse

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u/BiteyHorse 8d ago

She just needs more sugar water, Edgar.

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u/No_Sample_5336 8d ago

Sugar water!!!! What a great movie reference

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u/happydictates 8d ago

He’s reading a hostage statement while she watches from under the bed, menacingly gnawing remnants of a suspiciously small human femur

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u/Threadheads 8d ago

I think you mean the ceiling.

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u/ProxyDamage 8d ago

Trauma dumping.

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u/ashleycache 8d ago

Literally

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u/Pyke64 8d ago

Stockholm syndrome

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u/Artix96 8d ago

Yes

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u/Tiny-Spray8992 8d ago

complaining

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u/Aggravating_Deer_641 8d ago

Definitely not the flex he thought it was.

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 8d ago

Recounting trauma.

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u/Total_Environment426 8d ago

Exactly my thoughts when I read that... I'm not even sure how to feel for him...

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u/whatchasaidwhat 8d ago

Imagine that without make up.

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u/HumanOptimusPrime 8d ago

This has been my favourite question to ask people for years.

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u/ExNihiloNihiFit 8d ago

He's crying for help.

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u/Maxisss92 8d ago

Crying for help.

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u/Suitable-Turn-4727 8d ago

Neither. As far as I understand the post was fake

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u/-Z0nK- 8d ago

... or asking us to rescue him?

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u/Lopsided-Bug7075 8d ago

hes calling all of them maidenless

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u/zaahc 8d ago

I think the quote might be incorrect. “Gets” should be “has.”

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u/Aquagan 8d ago

"Everyone's talking about how scary she is on TV, but they have no idea the horror of waking up next to her."

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 8d ago

I mean what can he really say. She can’t go back. Is he supposed to say “yeah she really went too far and looks like a freak now, I’m loving the memes too”?

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u/JosufBrosuf 8d ago

But he can ditch her and find a prettier one? He’s a billionaire after all…

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u/KingofMadCows 8d ago

Bragging about surviving.

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u/LezzyGopher 8d ago

Crying for help

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u/Middle--Earth 8d ago

He's acknowledging that he's taking one for the team.

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u/zeusoid 8d ago

I feel it’s one those men statements.

I can tell my partner to not do something but she still has free will at the end of the day.

And if then go on to say I told you so….

Well guess who’s in the dog house

It’s the same with wearing heels.

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u/RandyChavage 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/e7N9oNgRAEjII
Were you complaining or were you bragging?!

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u/Doctormaul68 8d ago

Nice one

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u/PloppyPants9000 8d ago

Its a coded cry for help…

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u/3dprintinted 8d ago

probably pleading for sympathy

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u/farachun 8d ago

Hahaha good question

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u/richardawkings 8d ago

Neither... he's warning... do you want to be the one that wakes up next to her? Huh? Thought so!

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u/SpartanHydrazine117 8d ago

Most probably complaining 

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u/nolander_78 8d ago

He's asking for help

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u/AbominableGoMan 8d ago

I think he's being genuine. He probably wakes up happy. Going to sleep not knowing if you'll wake up dead and tuned into a skin-suit or not must be terrifying.

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u/Individual_Moment719 8d ago

Bragging. "gets to", not "has to"

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u/oxyuh 7d ago

Honestly, wtf. If one sees a person looking and behaving like that in the street, one crosses the street to be on its other side, even through the oncoming traffic. I mean she looks ill, drugged, what is wrong with her? If it's dysmorphophobia anorexia and drugs, why is she standing behind the prsident of the USA in public? There are so many red flags and wrong things that happen simultaneously