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Nah he needs to pay me for unleashing this abomination on my newsfeed. Nightmare fuel in it's purest form, especially when you compare her before photos.
I wish I could go back to a week ago when I had no idea this beast walks amongst us.
tiktok has been having a ball with it. I've seen her cut into clips of "They Live", I've seen her on a Terminator assembly line. I've seen her cut into the video of that lady on the plane yelling "That mother fucker back there aint real".
They both look like aliens that picked a human skin-suit that doesn't quite fit but they jimmied themselves in there because they believe in the power of positivity.
Well she’s 62 so she wouldn’t look like that anymore. And she presumably had cosmetic surgery to look younger. There are post-surgery photos of her where she looks better than she did this week (obviously not as good as when she was much younger). It looks like she’s lost some weight which combined with the cosmetic surgery produced the look we saw at the White House. The weight loss may not be intentional.
It’s sad that people fall prey to that kind of plastic surgery. She would have grown into a beautiful old woman as well, why start cutting up your face?
Susan Dell called the South Park portrayal, “completely unhinged” and said it made her look like a cartoon villain.
For the amount of evil this woman has enabled supporting the worst people in society, she was treated pretty fucking gently. https://giphy.com/gifs/UyrA8B4UIZjoi3WkYQ
Nah you’re happy to hang out with a man that makes fun of the disabled and Biden, so suck it up. And make no mistake Trump would make fun of your looks if you weren’t paying him.
Before you go getting all sympathetic remember this woman is a billionaire who spent more money than most people will ever see to look exactly like this. She was absolutely fine before she did this to herself. And she didn't have to cozy up to MAGA on national television. She chose that. Nobody would be talking about her otherwise.
You know what, I'm tired of the right wing getting to own all the fun crazy conspiracy theories. I'm all for the lefties starting their own, and this is a perfect one. I don't even care if she has a brother, details like that shouldn't get in the way of a good conspiracy.
I heard she has jar and jars of strangers farts. She pops one open every night and takes a nice whiff. Thats why her face is melting. The human face was not built to withstand that much shit
A lot of top people have been saying that. Smart people. They come up to you with tears in their eyes and say that the best people have been saying that.
I mean, it doesn't even need to be her brother. Maybe they bumped off the real her and replaced her with some crack addict in drag and said "close enough" after the makeup and boob job.
Mar a lago face isn’t plastic surgery- hear me out on this!- it’s parasitic aliens using their human hosts as skin suits while they eat them from the inside.
I do have a theory. Being a woman, your youth and appearance (in particular, how young you look) are constantly under scrutiny and it impacts how you are treated.
Even when you something “right” and “age well,” you will age.
The Mar a Lago look, or whatever it is called, is like a bat signal to these weirdos that you belong in their club.
The combination of worrying about aging and the weird acceptance and even endorsement of this very plastic look so many like Laura Loomer, Kristi Noem and such go through could push someone in that group to undertake the same procedures.
It isn’t about appearing a certain to the rest of us, it is about looking that way to that crowd, and signaling you are 100’percent in.
The problem for her is, this time, the voices saying “WTF” were louder than usual and broke through the wall this group created around themselves, hence why anyone even deigned to give a response about the comments at all.
Someone said the other day this is “The essence of conservatism. In a futile effort to maintain things as they remember them or as they aspire to be, they make a mockery of their humanity rather than embrace inevitable change.”
This is a great theory, and I have never been happier that I decided as a teen that makeup was stupid, altering my appearance for others was stupid, and at 46 I am rocking my grays and wrinkles and appreciating the fact that I am still alive while I know many how died young and will never get to experience being old.
I am also proud no one will mistake me for a Trump supporter, lol
I'd like to see the results of running a photo of her from the 2000's through an aging algorithm to compare of different it is from her current appearance.
Its crazy how the ones with the most money get the worst plastic surgeons. I see this here in Palm Beach county a lot. Sad she didn't realize she needed absolutely zero done to herself.
She probably had a good plastic surgeon but at a point you're just stretching scar tissue over more scar tissue and there is only so much you can do. Michelangelo would have struggled with the Sistine Chapel if the ceiling was made out of dried up lizard skin.
If it was reversed and she looks how she does now and wanted to look the the other picture, I would be at least a little sympathetic. She was gorgeous and now she looks like a melted manaquienne.
I just don’t understand why her nose looks more bulbous and her eyebrows so much scarier. I get aging, but that wouldn’t create this dramatic of a change to the nose.
Her make-up is terrible too! Enough with the heavy black eyeliner, when a woman is older than 50! And the brows, should try going with a light brown shade!
The brows are just scary. Why go so dark with light hair? Her natural brows were a normal color in keeping with her facial tone and head hair. Just weird.
I'm not against criticizing her looks because I'm sympathetic with either of them, I'm against it because it undermines criticism of more substantive issues, and it's unhealthy for the people participating in the criticism and the people passively being entertained by it, even if they're not participating. We're all better off if we opt out of this type of thing in general.
ETA: I do however greatly value everyone's right to choose to participate if that's what they decide to do, I do not and would not support preventing people from exercising their free speech rights as they see fit.
That's what I always say about the "Orange Cheeto/Diaper Don/ whatever else" criticisms of Trump. Do I think he looks terrible? Obviously, I just don't like the discourse to skew into his terrible face rather than the terrible person he is and the absolute shitshow of a presidency he's been running.
I always have shut it down when my kids have repeated that stuff. Those are not reasons to dislike someone or make fun. Same with small dick jokes, etc. People have these. Small dicks. Combovers. Spray tans. Incontinence. Overweight. Whatever. It’s a person’s character that makes them a shit head or not.
The foundation looked dry af, she had on the wrong color eyebrow pencil and too much of it, and too much eyeliner.
As people get older they often forget to adjust their makeup routine. So older skin tends to be drier than the skin of someone in their 30's so the ultra matte foundation you used for oil control at 32 makes you look weirdly chalky at 62.
She's getting a lot of crap, right or wrong but one thing is for certain she either needs to fire her makeup artist or hire one (if she's doing it herself.) It's also possible her artist did this on purpose. Makeup artists will occasionally do crappy makeup on purpose... remember that vanity fair magazine spread with Caroline Levitt a few years ago?
EDIT: Actually just checked, that issue came out 10 months ago 💀💀💀. Feels like years with allllll the fuckery going on. Enough fuckery to last a lifetime
Anyone who cozies up to Donald Trump for a press event opens themselves up to criticism, whether fair or unfair. Given Trump routinely makes nasty comments about women’s appearances she should have anticipated people would pick apart her strange, unnatural look.
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