I heard she has jar and jars of strangers farts. She pops one open every night and takes a nice whiff. Thats why her face is melting. The human face was not built to withstand that much shit
A lot of top people have been saying that. Smart people. They come up to you with tears in their eyes and say that the best people have been saying that.
I misread it as she has Jar Jar’s stranger farts. And immediately it became head cannon that, sure, of course Jar Jar had jarred farts, some more ridiculous than others, seeing how he ate like an opportunistic raccoon at a state faire. Id wager a giant Medieval Times turkey leg would have been the most normal thing he ate. She now kind of resembles the physical change that Sheev Palpatine underwent once he no longer needed to hide his Sith-ness. So it’s only logical she’d have collected insidious eccentricities to hoard in her Dark Lord Vault, of which the strangest and nastiest farts of Jar Jar Binks, possible Sith agent himself, number among her treasured hoard.
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u/HypnoSaris 8d ago
I heard she has jar and jars of strangers farts. She pops one open every night and takes a nice whiff. Thats why her face is melting. The human face was not built to withstand that much shit