r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 8d ago

Chugging tea Bro is speaking in code

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u/FancyThing8889 8d ago

He’s reading a hostage statement while she watches from the doorway.

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u/PunkPirate56364 8d ago

My wife is not a skinwalker!

starts blinking in morse

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u/BiteyHorse 8d ago

She just needs more sugar water, Edgar.

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u/No_Sample_5336 8d ago

Sugar water!!!! What a great movie reference

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u/happydictates 8d ago

He’s reading a hostage statement while she watches from under the bed, menacingly gnawing remnants of a suspiciously small human femur

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u/Threadheads 8d ago

I think you mean the ceiling.

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