r/SipsTea • • 4d ago

Wait a damn minute! What gives?

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u/ZerpMeizter 4d ago

We avoided another flashpoint event. The timeline remains intact.

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u/Much_Adhesiveness871 4d ago

Unfortunately

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u/enixlinked 12h ago

We gotta move it over to 0.591039%. That world line is where it's at

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u/Itchy_Axehole 3d ago

maybe a sacrifice is required to bring us back?

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u/ZerpMeizter 3d ago

We keep the orange cat. The higher beings take the orange man.

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u/ZerpMeizter 3d ago

Sorry. It seems I have struck a nerve. Everything is political, bruv.

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u/AllMyFrendsArePixels 3d ago

It's cool that we broke the good timeline but get to keep the shit timeline that we ended up on instead 🥹👍️ would sure be a shame if the trillionaires lost their money, love keeping this timeline intact.

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u/NotAUserNamm 4d ago

They learned their lesson from last time and didn't want another curse. Brexit was bad enough

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u/bigchungusprod 4d ago

Easy- the tiger wasn’t in a USA based zoo.

Americans are dumb all too often.

Source: am American.

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u/tfsh-alto 3d ago

This is something NO ONE else seems to be mentioning.

My understanding is in the UK over the last few decades, lethal force has only been used when dangerous animals have been able to escape their enclosures. I remember one case where two bears were able to access another enclosure by uprooting a tree, and they were shot to protect other animals.

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u/bigchungusprod 3d ago

We Americans are a cruel, vicious, ignorant people who can be counted on to do the worst things for the world - and to ourselves - because too many of us are blind.

The religious nutters don’t exist in Europe at the scale they do in the USA because the irrational, idiotic, selfish, and evil people left Europe to visit unspeakable atrocities on the native peoples here centuries ago.

The modern political parties, for the most part, carry on that abhorrent tradition.

Sadly, I’m just some guy - no leverage, no wealth, no influence beyond ephemeral words on a screen. I wish I could do more.

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u/MarvinFarquhar 3d ago

You remembered the B, can't be that dum.

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u/NonProphet8theist 3d ago

Most people don't know this, dumb has a "b" in it

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u/LurkinOff 3d ago

Hey we improved, im sure hes a little happy about it

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u/yourcutieheart 4d ago

haha facts

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u/Ash_Cat_13 3d ago

Hot take: we shouldn’t murder animals in captivity for being themselves because humans didn’t follow protocol or were just downright stupid.

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u/Radiant_Bookkeeper84 4d ago

We could argue that the kid didn't know any better than the adult man should have but most men don't mature past the age of 13 so it's a toss up at this point honestly. RIP Harambe

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u/ObjectiveActivity893 3d ago

No thanks I prefer my class warfare thank you

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u/Radiant_Bookkeeper84 3d ago

The only class warfare I recognize is us kids against the man mannnn

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u/Dramatic_Ad6043 4d ago

That tiger knew exactly what it was doing

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u/CreepyClay 3d ago

Because the zookeepers were so racist they thought harambe was black.

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u/WarriorLegs 3d ago

No the man had downs