r/SipsTea • u/ExactlySorta • 1d ago

Chugging tea "You're fired"

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u/DeadCheckR1775 1d ago

Crazy to think how they could just put someone so vapid and out of touch up there. Wait, it's the Trump administration, not crazy.

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u/let-it-rain-sunshine 1d ago edited 1d ago

She probably refused to give the President a hand job on the helicopter

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u/domteh 1d ago

How do you think she got the job in the first place?

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u/nospoon222 1d ago

Or wouldn’t let him helicopt-er

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u/BusyBit6542 1d ago

His dick don't work anymore.

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 1d ago

He only calls it that when he’s spinning it around.

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u/TurkeyThaHornet 1d ago

The way it's been described, I don't think his mushroom has enough length or mass to spin around. 

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 1d ago

What a terrible day to have… what a terrible day.

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u/Unfair-Strength5460 1d ago

Why would you make me read this with mine own eyes

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 1d ago

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u/CarefulPiglet1234 1d ago

Wait... was that done with a Trump sharpie? It looks a lot like the hurricane path addition.

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u/DeadCheckR1775 1d ago

Not enough wiggle room in that diaper to be fair.

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u/Mr12i 1d ago

the President

Just say "Trump" at this point

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u/anonymous322321 1d ago

But she has to, because of the implication

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u/ArmadaOfWaffles 23h ago

the real reason she got fired.

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u/okokokoyeahright 1d ago

Probably couldn't find it.

No microscope to hand.

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u/Bullythecows 1d ago

Being vapid, incompetent and out of touch is being incredibly over-qualified to be a part of the Trump administration

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u/itsapotatosalad 1d ago

I think she may have accidentally been the perfect person for the role.

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u/sawskooh 1d ago

I mean, she checked all the boxes:

- Bleach blonde

- Name starts with K

- Rabidly MAGA

What more vetting do you need?

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u/DeadCheckR1775 23h ago

Fake blonde

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u/measured_angle 1d ago

Some may say they aren't sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists (and dog murders). And none I assume, are good people.

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u/IndianKiwi 1d ago

is that real?

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u/Plane_Perspective780 11h ago

Weapons of Mass Distraction

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u/measured_angle 1d ago

Some may say they aren't sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists (and dog murders). And none I assume, are good people.

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u/measured_angle 1d ago

Some may say they aren't sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists (and dog murders). And none I assume, are good people.