r/SipsTea • u/ExactlySorta • 1d ago

Chugging tea "You're fired"

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u/Simple-Fly-8045 1d ago

Shes def not a blonde lol

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u/leaky_wand 1d ago

Neither is Ivanka

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u/Trucoto 1d ago

Neither Trump is, fwiw.

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u/LoonierEclipse 1d ago

Old mate's skin colour comes out of a bottle, why would her hair colour coming out of one be an issue.

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u/UranusIsPissy 22h ago

Of what? Sunny Delight's original recipe?

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u/Narcissus_n_Goldmund 1d ago

You could see her roots from the Mason-Dixon Line

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u/LovableSidekick 1d ago

Requirement 2: Drapes and carpet must match.

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u/Kangaroo-B-Girl 1d ago

He doesn’t care about carpet, he likes children.

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u/UranusIsPissy 22h ago

This is why the fashion for no bush weirds me out a bit. It doesn't even get in the way if you have fingers, and I'd rather hump a cactus than lick stubble.