r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Anyone know the outcome of this?

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u/Unique_Peach8297 1d ago

Why do people with face tattoos Think they’re employable? Not only am I not going to give you a job. I’m going to walk you out of my office and make sure you don’t steal anything.

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS 23h ago

I can explain this easily. Think of how dumb you have to be to get a face tattoo. Now, think about how dumb you would have to be to think somebody would hire you with a face tattoo. See what I did there?

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u/LiftUpTheGood 23h ago

The venue diagram is just a circle

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u/jamintime 21h ago

You’re discounting the people who were never employable to begin with and then figure “hey if I’m never going to get a job might as well get a face tattoo.”

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u/Gecko23 20h ago

I mean, how smart is it to think you'll never need to support yourself? It's just a dumb snake eating it's dumb tail.