r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 22h ago

WTF Yea mom’s genes didn’t even try

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u/Pyrhan 22h ago

Also, Brock Lesnar as a baby:

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u/lazyboi_tactical 22h ago

Legend says that he breast fed directly from a cow after collapsing his mother's breasts upon his first feed.

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u/ak0083 16h ago

Kids ate broccoli, Brock ate brolicci

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u/Hraesynd 21h ago

Yeah that baby looks like a Brock

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u/ghoulthebraineater 21h ago

That's exactly what I thought.

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u/yetiflask 19h ago

I bet that baby has a higher testosterone level than me.

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u/SackOfPotatoes949 21h ago

Brock Lesnar as an Adult:

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u/sadpandawanda 21h ago

Why does that baby look like Rob Ford?

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u/BobJoeBlo 20h ago

Brock wrestling as a teenager.

https://giphy.com/gifs/14x0257JkLbCeI

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u/LXIX__CDXX 22h ago

Holy shit 

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u/Row_way22 20h ago

Jeez he already looked like he took some punches to the face

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u/GucciTheSnowman 21h ago

RIP to his mother's 😻

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u/cravex12 22h ago

That's just him with a wig

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u/PrimedGold 22h ago

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u/cravex12 22h ago

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 21h ago

Thank you Pam for giving us this.

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u/Throwaway1984-2 22h ago

Have we ever seen Brock and his daughter in the same room? Exactly. Wake up, people!

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u/Mix_Easy 22h ago

Have you seen The Rock, Dwayne Johnson’s daughter and they look exactly the same as well.

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u/GoofinBoots 17h ago

The pebble doesn't roll far from the boulder, or whatever.

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u/NextGenRoyalty 22h ago

absolutely.... nice try

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u/Lord-Lucian 22h ago

It's one of his muscles that fell off and grow back the rest of him. Or maybe his estrogen had still so much testosterone that it grew another him after leaving him.

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u/Cross55 15h ago

Brock has discovered the secret to mammalian asexual reproduction

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u/Milk_Mindless 22h ago

... Hell I'd be her bride.

She could carry me over the threshold of our home

I'd wear the prettiest dress

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u/lia-delrey 21h ago

This might just be the cutest thing I've read in a while

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u/M-Div 22h ago

She’s going to get married and her husband’s taking her name.

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u/Quiet_Internal_4527 22h ago

Mom’s genes tapped out.

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u/GrinningGrump 22h ago

She looks as if a man and woman had a baby.

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u/lia-delrey 21h ago

She looks like my man Brock committed straight up Mitosis.

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u/Conscious-Citron2904 15h ago

Hell in the cells

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u/yetiflask 19h ago

Does that actually happen?

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u/atomicrutabaga 9h ago

She’s a chip off the old Brock

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u/xMrGigglesworth 9h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Isosceles_Kramer79 21h ago

Like Athena, she spawned from his head.

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u/B-Train_ATL 22h ago

They tried about as much as Ben Affleck’s did with his daughter, who is almost a carbon copy of Jennifer Garner.

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u/IHateMyLife612 21h ago

The Female Armoured Titan

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u/Khman76 22h ago

Same with my daughter. My wife is Asian and I'm Western. Our daughter has no Asian trait at all. It happens often that people think she is baby-sitting or keeping an eye on her, not that she is the mom.

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u/Jacked_Hamster 22h ago

Viking genes are dominant

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u/CookiePond 21h ago

She didn't inherit his face, she straight-up downloaded it

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u/goodkittygurl 22h ago

No DNA needed.. she is a Lesnar !!!

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u/AirwaytoHeaven 22h ago

Mom’s genes made her 5 2

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u/Head-Guidance-6429 22h ago

Nah, the Mothers Haaland.

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u/unforchunit 21h ago

she simply came to be. he wanted a son but she clearly has other plans

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u/Any_Asparagus8267 21h ago

She turned chicken shit into chicken salad

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u/No-Letterhead-4711 21h ago

It's like Zeus and Athena

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u/Far_Silver 21h ago

Athena had a mother. It's just that Zeus swallowed mom (who survived because she was immortal) and gave birth to their child by having his son cut his head open with an ax.

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u/cloudofevil 18h ago

Maybe more like Enki. There were a few ancient male gods that swallowed their own semen or used some other method to produce pure divine offspring.

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u/Simping4Sumi 11h ago

All Uranus had to do was lose his balls ...

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u/wawacoffee22 22h ago

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 22h ago

Absolutely would. Bet she can squeeze your dick of with her vagina muscles without effort.

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u/wawacoffee22 22h ago

I’m having second thoughts

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u/ScikPK 22h ago

bet it would rip ur shit smoove off if she flexed it

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u/unlmtdLoL 21h ago

Her body is banging. Good for her to have confidence as well.

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u/Ok-Imagination-8016 21h ago

Any day of the week bro 🫡

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u/Working_Estate_3695 17h ago

Johnny Winter’s been hitting the gym and the peptides.

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u/ughlump 15h ago

Bro. No.

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u/Xx_catdestroyer_xX 14h ago

BRO YESSS

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u/ughlump 8h ago

Ok fine.

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u/rwags2024 22h ago

I briefly saw a female track star. I’m still not sure I actually enjoyed getting pinned down and fucked but I wasn’t slipping that vice grip

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u/soopadrive 19h ago

Are we officially replacing Chuck Norris jokes with Brock Lesnar? I need to know this so I can start building my repertoire

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u/SarcasmWarning 18h ago

I heard that Brock Lesnar's daughter is so strong, her dad is Brock Lesnar.

Also, what did he birth her out of? Marble?

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u/GirthWagon 22h ago

She IS my son.

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u/Cultural-Honeydew671 21h ago

More testosterone than a trans woman

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u/Pleasant-Metal7065 20h ago

That’s a handsome young lady

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u/BandanaWaddleDee0 18h ago

Created a daughter via mitosis

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u/jabsaw2112 18h ago

She scares me. And im a grown assed man.

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u/LumpyOrganization332 18h ago

Im scared for her boyfriend, sheesh, any objections and he get her rendition of the F-5

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u/ric0n408 17h ago

The bf is an absolute unit himself

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u/LawfulAwfulOffal 10h ago

They're gonna have the most D1 kids in history. Or some nerdy awesome D&D kids. Genetics is weird.

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u/MommyBurton 16h ago

This is the definition of “she’s built like her dad”

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u/IzmirSloppy 16h ago

Holy shit I thought it was AI enhanced at first that’s insane

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u/floriemida 22h ago

All the entire character creation screen was really passed on

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 21h ago

That's the biggest hernia I've ever seen

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u/MagnusThrax 21h ago

Who's gonna be the first competitors father to challenge her gender?

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u/RaisinWorried3528 20h ago

He literally shot her out of his penis onto the floor and she already had teeth

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u/splashaddikt 13h ago

They probably tried and got body slammed into the either

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u/StrugFug 13h ago

Asexual reproduction.

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u/Disastrous-Hurry-236 9h ago

Her mom’s chromosomes had zero chance !

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 4h ago

My favorite joke: "Damn! Your mom's genes didn't even TRY, did they?" 😂

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u/Correct-Award8182 8h ago

She was just the carrier. 2 sperm met and shed off the y's. No egg needed.

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u/tonguepuncher88 22h ago

I bet she gives the absolute best handies.

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u/Adventurous-Start874 21h ago

As a father to sons, sometimes I imagine the day when they are bigger, taller, tougher, better than me. I can't imagine wondering the same about a daughter. My heart goes out to Brock.

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u/Special_Yak_5306 19h ago

Ngl, she legit seems cool as shit. Not cool to talk about a persons physical features. So many keyboard warriors here. Best if you said that shit to her face, she would fuck you up haha

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u/cooolcooolio 11h ago

Why's it not cool to compare and father and a daughter and say they looks extremely alike?

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u/Jeanlucpfrog 13h ago

I think it's fine to talk about a person's physical features (obviously we're talking about critically - no one bats an eye when its praise), but there should be some discretion and it's a thin line to bullying

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u/RevengePole 5h ago

Its just a meme, relax

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u/Prudent-Aspect5085 22h ago

I highly doubt that.

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u/Itchywasabi 22h ago

Yeah. Brock should worry if she doesn't look like that.

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u/Hovie1 22h ago

Out his pee hole

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u/Shade_Of_Virgil 21h ago

New mitosis meme drop

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u/Extension_Cut_8994 21h ago

So I had to look up her mom. Yeah, she's his clone.

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u/Intelligent_Praline4 21h ago

She makes Kayla Harrison look like a model

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u/Sneezy6510 21h ago

Bred my mitosis, Cut his arm off and grew another one.

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u/GucciTheSnowman 21h ago

Right: Brock Lesnar

Left: Brock wearing a wig.

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u/Shadowsnake30 21h ago

That's a daughter you wouldn't mess with as the dad doesn't mess around.

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid 21h ago

So you're saying that Brock Lesnar is secretly a Hutt?

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u/Aspiring_Author26 20h ago

You know he named her too 🤭😌

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u/thesteelreserve 20h ago

she was conceived from him blamming onto a side of beef.

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u/BobJoeBlo 20h ago

Like Athena born from Zeus.

The Immatrical Conception.

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u/DarkSister912 20h ago

Oh no, mom's genes definitely tried but just got suplexed into a coma during the process.

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u/BeautifulArtichoke37 19h ago

I bet he’s really proud of her though

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u/MortimerOverdrive 19h ago

The answer to Mya Lesnar? is yes

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u/No-Bobcat-6830 18h ago

Still not convinced thats not Brock in a wig. 

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u/phillymonqw 18h ago

On the left or right?

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u/miminstlouis 18h ago

He should have swallowed 

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u/Asoto408 17h ago

He flexed and she popped out

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u/anonareyouokay 16h ago

When the judge denies your request for a DNA test.

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u/IAmNotMyName 16h ago

He glomed onto a side of beef.

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u/Sirrpsychosexy 15h ago

1) ew 2) ew

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u/ah-Quinncidence 15h ago

"But we want women's sports to be a level playing field"

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u/TaylorAtOnce 14h ago

Mya does look like the halfway point between her mom and dad. Unfortunately her dad's sliders are pulled all the way to the right.

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u/DepletedPromethium 13h ago

I would normally quote Sean Locks famous quote "That's a challenging wank" but yeah nah, not for me dawg.

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u/Anubis_Omega 13h ago

It's just parthenogenesis

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u/Comm4nd0 12h ago

Emasculine conception

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u/RigbyEleonora 11h ago

We always talk about strong genes but what if actually her mother just had some weak ass genes

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u/Asleep_Cash_8199 10h ago

She looks exactly like him. No paternity test needed. Tbh, she looks more like a direct clone 😅

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u/Fell-Hand 10h ago

The armoured titan had a daughter?!

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u/med4ladies69 10h ago

Looks like his genes suplexed the moms right out of existence

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u/EnSabahDuh 9h ago

She is the result of his last UFC weight cut

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 8h ago

What does she look
Like now? That’s amazing

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u/MongolianCluster 8h ago

Married to an NFL lineman. Bet they have no problems with their neighbors.

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u/Important-Plum-5289 8h ago

Oh that’s his daughter alright, no DNA test needed

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u/dock114436 7h ago

say you about to have a daughter

would you rather let her be strong but a little bit ugly so no one ever try to pick on her，or let her be skinny and attractive

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u/FamousOhioAppleHorn 7h ago

This is just Brock pulling a Jeanne Calment level scam.

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u/HighIQIndividual2 6h ago

Brother proliferated

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u/Final_Tune3512 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3l49XILXq95TRAnDNA

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 19h ago

Yes, Sable is Brock's wife....Mya's step-mother

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u/Super-Perception-278 18h ago

I reckon Mia could take her lol

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